What's the last text on your phone say?

[nightcreeper]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"o im sorry goodnight"

[spacefunk]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"For the last time, stay outta my garbage or I'm calling the cops!"

[kingkilla56]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

I hate him too

[Threes_Co.]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"Cmon lol"

[Gibbz]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"I almost **** my pants during my nap earlier."

[dickey1331]

Ewwwww and you like it here? I assume you made it then.

Do you really care where I sent this from?

[Watson]

Lol the flavor is yum.

[mburke2]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Me to my friend who was ALREADY on his way to the airport to pick up his gf: "Terminal C, Gate 17, estimated arrival 10:03.. Thank me later"

[kingkilla56]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

In: yeah Jumbo decided to go nuts today and dropped 2 grand on liquor for one night.

Out: you have to be ****ting me dude 2 grand???

In: it's ****ing Jumbo, you know how he is with his mysterious source of income

Out: the one time I'm not partying with Jumbo he does this ****? I'm pissed.

In: oh btw he bought new supersoakers. I'm not excited to be hit in the face with jack daniels at high pressures, or am I?

Out: chris....mad suspect dude. Good luck babysitting that kid when he gets drunk, be prepared to roll 340 pounds of man up the steps haha

In: why remind me?

Out: Roll Tide

In: Sigh...Roll Tide



Top 10 most surreal text convos in my life.

[Hova57]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"So you think we'll finally go to a 3-4"

[65South]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Man bro look at this basketball card of LaBradford Smith I found when cleaning up! You remember when he dropped 30 on Jordan?? Only to have Jordan come back later and drop 45 on him lol.

[Acid]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"I can't wait to do lines off Mischa Barton's tits."

I'm trying to remember what the **** was going on in October of 2008 now.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

"Much like you, AIM went down again"

[Watson]

Dude she is cute. Health freak though :/

[EnigmaNemesis]

"People are sheeple"