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  • pfunk880
    MVP
    • Jul 2004
    • 4452

    #91
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    Originally posted by Buffalo Soldier
    You know how I know you're a nerd?

    You dress up like your teacher for Halloween.


    You beat me to it.
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    • The GIGGAS
      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
      • Mar 2003
      • 28474

      #92
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      He's got a 1953x2734 picture on his official departmental website.

      He's asking for it. It's going to be hilarious.
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      • Acid
        Mr. Brightside
        • May 2003
        • 16954

        #93
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        Originally posted by The GIGGAS
        It's going to be hilarious.
        Blind to this impending fate
        We let the world carry our weight
        It's back breaks with every mile
        But we all live in denial

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        • Skyboxer
          Donny Baseball!
          • Jul 2002
          • 20302

          #94
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          Outgoing: "You look great tonight"
          Incoming: "STOP F#$^ing texting me. I DONT KNOW YOU!"





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          • BunnyHardaway
            Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #95
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            IN: "you staying over saturday night at PSU or going home?"
            OUT: "won't be in the condition to drive home"

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            • pfunk880
              MVP
              • Jul 2004
              • 4452

              #96
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              Originally posted by Skyboxer
              Outgoing: "You look great tonight"
              Incoming: "STOP F#$^ing texting me. I DONT KNOW YOU!"





              j/k
              I bet you are kidding.:wink:

              Originally posted by JJLinn
              IN: "you staying over saturday night at PSU or going home?"
              OUT: "won't be in the condition to drive home"
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              • MacDaddy
                Rookie
                • Aug 2008
                • 124

                #97
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                You guys don't know me really, but the topic was funny, here's mine:

                Sent: yeah i have a pan but whats a skillet? i don't know dishes...

                Received: A big black thing that you would fry up large quantities of eggs and hash browns in-it weighed like 20 pounds. I used to make tuna surprise in it.


                Between me and my old roommate, in regards to a morning tailgate party this Saturday, where the topic is how we are going to cook breakfast on the grill...

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                • studbucket
                  MVP
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 4666

                  #98
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  "Hey just got a 360 elite"
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                  • skitch
                    Fear Ameer
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 12349

                    #99
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    Incoming (at freaking 7 AM): Well call me sometime today so we can hang out!

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                    • Detroit19
                      Rookie
                      • May 2008
                      • 6

                      #100
                      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                      Incoming: ***.
                      Outgoing: Skank.

                      Some girl and I poking fun at each other.

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                      • KingV2k3
                        Senior Circuit
                        • May 2003
                        • 5881

                        #101
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        Incoming:

                        "Plumber called late last nite...his wife was lookin' for rockstar...I told him he was pathetic...maybe he just wants to watch someone bang that drunken hag"

                        Outgoing:

                        Wow, wtf?

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                        • hvegasooner
                          Pro
                          • May 2003
                          • 588

                          #102
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          omg just got this text from one of my youth


                          at a fire you?


                          I hope it's a bon fire not a real one , brain fart anyone?
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                          • BagMan
                            Rookie
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 291

                            #103
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            Originally posted by BagMan
                            IN: "Feel like meeting a supposed hot Brazilian girl for happy hour on Thurs with Kim?"
                            OUT: Hot girl? YUCK!
                            I felt the need to update this. I met the girl and we hit it off right away. She is ROCKIN my world! Jebus H. - I didn't see this coming. Spent the whole week together. She kept me until 7:30am the other night.

                            We're going in. And we're going in full throttle. This can't end good. Oh well.....

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                            • CS10029
                              Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 4616

                              #104
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              Originally posted by BagMan
                              I felt the need to update this. I met the girl and we hit it off right away. She is ROCKIN my world! Jebus H. - I didn't see this coming. Spent the whole week together. She kept me until 7:30am the other night.

                              We're going in. And we're going in full throttle. This can't end good. Oh well.....
                              Pics or it didn't happen.
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                              • CS10029
                                Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 4616

                                #105
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                Originally posted by hndavis
                                imcoming..sup witchu balla youz fly wit dem 29's n dat chain.
                                outgoing-dats right ma, u kno how i do now get dat *** ova here befro i pimp smack u
                                OMG, please tell me thats a joke.
                                I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

                                This is My Music:
                                www.youtube.com/user/christoffascott

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