What's the last text on your phone say?

[Moses Shuttlesworth]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

Last inbox: "I forgot to take a sh*t."
Last sent: "You really are ****ing ********."

[Munkey]

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IN : okay. im in da pooper its so clean
Out : Take a picture

[hvegasooner]

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IN- I hope you Slept Well (my name) Have a good day

from a great friend... she now goes to Vandy

[hndavis]

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imcoming..sup witchu balla youz fly wit dem 29's n dat chain.
outgoing-dats right ma, u kno how i do now get dat *** ova here befro i pimp smack u

[joshuar9476]

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kind of political (during debate), so delete if need be mods:

incoming from dad: mccain desperte

me: true .. but even cnn pundits had him split

dad: split does not overcome 14pt defecit

me; i hope not ... night

[Beantown]

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Incoming: Let's hang out this weekend!
Outgoing: Okay.

From a girl I went to HS with who now goes to UMass with me.

[MassNole]

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Outgoing: :-) I love you no matter what (my wife was having a pregnancy meltdown)
Incoming: Did u ever look up the maternity leave ? I had about taking 12 weeks. Apparently thats what this about. Tad early. I'm only 14 weeks.

[bomberooski]

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Outgoing: Seahawks

Incoming: 950 KJR: Your underdog 4 this week is the Seattle Seahawks. If they're an underdog n win, U'll be in the running. Thanks 4 listening!! -Mitch

[Altimus]

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Incoming: Let's hang out this weekend!
Outgoing: Okay.

From a girl I went to HS with who now goes to UMass with me.

Ha, those text messages rarely happen... with me anyway.

[Acid]

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Incoming: "Lol oh 4 sure"

I'm going to my friend's soccer game Friday, and I told her she has to dominate.

[Husker_OS]

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Incoming: He took that girl home last night..


Outogoing: ahahahahahahahaha

[Koolie G]

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IN: BoOooreed.

OUT: I got 1 guy pleadin now then I'll Holla.

[Beantown]

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Ha, those text messages rarely happen... with me anyway.

Hence my "Okay" response. Don't expect her to ever actually call or text me this weekend, and I'm perfectly fine with that. She's got a boyfriend and the only reason I'd want to hang out with her is so she could bring her roommate along.

[The GIGGAS]

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Wiped my inbox and outbox, but I've got one inbox one.

It's of my friend demonstrating the mask of one of our teachers. We're both dressing up as him for Halloween. We have his class on Halloween... I seriously cannot wait!

[Beantown]

Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

You know how I know you're a nerd?

You dress up like your teacher for Halloween.