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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #16
    Re: Student arrested for farting.....

    Man, if we could be arrested for farting in class...I would've been put away for life during 8th grade. My friends and I were (and still are) incredibly immature and would have competitions letting them rip. I still own the record for letting loose a monster, on a metal chair, during a movie where the entire class was silent. The teacher did not like it too much.

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    • Blzer
      Resident film pundit
      • Mar 2004
      • 42516

      #17
      Re: Student arrested for farting.....

      Originally posted by Buffalo Soldier
      Man, if we could be arrested for farting in class...I would've been put away for life during 8th grade. My friends and I were (and still are) incredibly immature and would have competitions letting them rip. I still own the record for letting loose a monster, on a metal chair, during a movie where the entire class was silent. The teacher did not like it too much.
      I was the kid with the remote control watch that would turn off the movie at its most boring moment.

      I guess they don't take kindly to this kind of stuff too often anymore.
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      • slickdtc
        Grayscale
        • Aug 2004
        • 17125

        #18
        Re: Student arrested for farting.....

        I should be arrested for some of mine. I fart the most and have the biggest stink factor to mine. I'd challenge anyone to a farting contest.
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        • AlexBrady
          MVP
          • Jul 2008
          • 3341

          #19
          Re: Student arrested for farting.....

          I didn't fart in class but I did throw a chair at the Principal once. That didn't end too well for me.

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          • baumy300
            Most Valuable Pepe
            • May 2005
            • 3998

            #20
            Re: Student arrested for farting.....

            Originally posted by AlexBrady
            I didn't fart in class but I did throw a chair at the Principal once. That didn't end too well for me.
            Oh, well that's always good.

            Can't imagine that one not ending in criminal charges.
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            • AlexBrady
              MVP
              • Jul 2008
              • 3341

              #21
              Re: Student arrested for farting.....

              Originally posted by baumy300
              Oh, well that's always good.

              Can't imagine that one not ending in criminal charges.
              Yeah, I was 10 years old and I made a BIG MISTAKE.

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              • baumy300
                Most Valuable Pepe
                • May 2005
                • 3998

                #22
                Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                Originally posted by AlexBrady
                Yeah, I was 10 years old and I made a BIG MISTAKE.
                Wow

                I was picturing you as a high school student or at least in middle school.

                Don't feel bad man. When I was in Kindergarten I mooned my entire class for show and tell because I seen someone get de-pantsed on America's Funniest Home Videos.

                I only had to stay in from recess and call my parents, but my dad whooped me something fierce that night.
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                • countryboy
                  Growing pains
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 52734

                  #23
                  Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                  If farting in class means you get arrested, then what happens to you if you **** your pants in class?
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                  • Chaos81
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 17150

                    #24
                    Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                    Originally posted by baumy300
                    Don't feel bad man. When I was in Kindergarten I mooned my entire class for show and tell because I seen someone get de-pantsed on America's Funniest Home Videos.
                    I got sent back to Kindergarten for a week in 3rd grade. TONS of fun.

                    Originally posted by countryboy
                    If farting in class means you get arrested, then what happens to you if you **** your pants in class?
                    Death penalty.

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                    • AlexBrady
                      MVP
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 3341

                      #25
                      Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                      Originally posted by baumy300
                      Wow

                      I was picturing you as a high school student or at least in middle school.

                      Don't feel bad man. When I was in Kindergarten I mooned my entire class for show and tell because I seen someone get de-pantsed on America's Funniest Home Videos.

                      I only had to stay in from recess and call my parents, but my dad whooped me something fierce that night.
                      Nope man, I was in the 4th grade and I got sent down to the principal's office for ripping up my Math test right in front of the teacher. I was still pretty steamed down in the principal's office and I just lost my temper and threw one of those wicker arm chairs at him. I was suspunded from school for a week and got an *** whooping from my mom.

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                      • Eton Rifles
                        Obey the Father!!!!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5374

                        #26
                        Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                        Originally posted by baumy300
                        Wow

                        I was picturing you as a high school student or at least in middle school.

                        Don't feel bad man. When I was in Kindergarten I mooned my entire class for show and tell because I seen someone get de-pantsed on America's Funniest Home Videos.

                        I only had to stay in from recess and call my parents, but my dad whooped me something fierce that night.
                        I hope you didn't have Dinngleberries.
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                        • AlexBrady
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 3341

                          #27
                          Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                          Originally posted by baumy300
                          Wow

                          I was picturing you as a high school student or at least in middle school.

                          Don't feel bad man. When I was in Kindergarten I mooned my entire class for show and tell because I seen someone get de-pantsed on America's Funniest Home Videos.

                          I only had to stay in from recess and call my parents, but my dad whooped me something fierce that night.
                          Lol, that is pretty awesome. What did the teacher say when you pulled down your skivvies?

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                          • baumy300
                            Most Valuable Pepe
                            • May 2005
                            • 3998

                            #28
                            Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                            Originally posted by Eton Rifles
                            I hope you didn't have Dinngleberries.
                            Doubt it. Years later a buddy said he could see my "dingleberries" but not the ones you're thinking of.

                            Originally posted by AlexBrady
                            Lol, that is pretty awesome. What did the teacher say when you pulled down your skivvies?
                            She was more shocked than upset and asked me why I did it. I told her because I seen it on Funniest Home Videos and thought I would win something. She called my dad (laughing he said) and told him. He sadly didn't find it that funny.
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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42516

                              #29
                              Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                              Originally posted by AlexBrady
                              I didn't fart in class but I did throw a chair at the Principal once. That didn't end too well for me.
                              The only important question that stands now is... did you hit him?
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                              • pfunk880
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 4452

                                #30
                                Re: Student arrested for farting.....

                                Originally posted by Chaos81
                                I got sent back to Kindergarten for a week in 3rd grade. TONS of fun.
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