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  • Lintyfresh85
    Where have I been?
    • Jul 2002
    • 17492

    #1

    Who names their child this?!?!

    As some of you know, I work for a newspaper. One of my duties is to put the Obits in each week.

    This week while searching for a Lorraine Thompson, I stumbled upon quite possibly the most interesting named child I have ever seen.

    http://www.legacy.com/TimesDispatch/...onID=120088584

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class="Large Heading TopPadSmall" vAlign=bottom width="55%">Marijuana M. "Pimp" Thompson</TD><TD width="1%"></TD><TD class=TopPadSmall align=right width="44%"></TD></TR><TR><TD class="Notice TopPadSmall" colSpan=3>THOMPSON, Marijuana M. "Pimp," departed this life November 6, 2008. He is survived by two children, Tajuan Martin and Tjuana Leatherwood of Tusca-loosa, Ala.; his mother, Mildred Thompson; father, Henry Polk of Jacksonville, Fla.; maternal grandmother, Theresa Turner; brother, Mario Polk of Jacksonville, Fla.; a host of aunts and uncles, cousins, other relatives and friends. Remains rest at Chiles Funeral Home, 2100 Fairmount Ave. Funeral services will be held on Thursday, 12 noon, at the United House of Prayer For All People, 926 Chimborozo Blvd. Apostle Anthony L. Taylor officiating. Interment Evergreen Cemetery. Remains will rest in church one hour prior to service. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    Yes, his official name is Marijuana. I went through some channels just to make sure it wasn't a misprint... and his name is infact, Marijuana.
    Last edited by Lintyfresh85; 12-12-2008, 12:55 PM.
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  • Pappy Knuckles
    LORDTHUNDERBIRD
    • Sep 2004
    • 15966

    #2
    Re: Who names their child this?!?!

    His parents are obvioulsy ********. I was looking through files of one of my clients one day and saw that all of his kids were named after members of the Wu-Tang clan.

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    • Skerik
      Living in this tube
      • Mar 2004
      • 5215

      #3
      Re: Who names their child this?!?!

      I like that even though his actual name is Marijuana, he still needs the nickname "Pimp" to elevate his street cred.
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      Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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      • HiJumpr111
        D*st*ny
        • Jul 2002
        • 1189

        #4
        Re: Who names their child this?!?!

        Had he lived and bore more children, I assume they were to be called:
        Heroin, Cocaine, and Ecstacy.
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        • Lintyfresh85
          Where have I been?
          • Jul 2002
          • 17492

          #5
          Re: Who names their child this?!?!

          If you look through his guest book, he actually went by 'Pimp'.

          I assume he wasn't a fan of Marijuana?
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          • countryboy
            Growing pains
            • Sep 2003
            • 52719

            #6
            Re: Who names their child this?!?!

            Originally posted by Skerik
            I like that even though his actual name is Marijuana, he still needs the nickname "Pimp" to elevate his street cred.
            LOL
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            • Stumbleweed
              Livin' the dream
              • Oct 2006
              • 6279

              #7
              Re: Who names their child this?!?!

              Originally posted by Pappy Knuckles
              His parents are obvioulsy ********. I was looking through files of one of my clients one day and saw that all of his kids were named after members of the Wu-Tang clan.
              Hahaha, you gotta elaborate.. so it was like Wu-Tang's actual given names, or the kids were named "Method" and "Genius" or something? I want to name my kid "Tha RZArecta" or maybe "Dirt McGirt". Haha, a whole family, that's amazing.
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              • Pappy Knuckles
                LORDTHUNDERBIRD
                • Sep 2004
                • 15966

                #8
                Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                Originally posted by Stumbleweed
                Hahaha, you gotta elaborate.. so it was like Wu-Tang's actual given names, or the kids were named "Method" and "Genius" or something? I want to name my kid "Tha RZArecta" or maybe "Dirt McGirt". Haha, a whole family, that's amazing.
                Method (middle name Mann)
                Raekwon

                He even named one of them Shyheim, who isn't even an original clan member. I couldn't believe what I was reading. I hope his sons can rap.

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                • Stumbleweed
                  Livin' the dream
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 6279

                  #9
                  Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                  HAHA! Shyheim.. epic. Method Mann is my hero. Too bad there wasn't a Killah Priest, that guy is underrated.

                  My mom told me about a client of hers that was named Sativa, another one named Ecstasy (future stripper.. at least give the girl a chance), and I came across one named Disney... last name: Cruz... yep, Disney Cruz.
                  Last edited by Stumbleweed; 12-12-2008, 01:02 PM.
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                  • jmood88
                    Sean Payton: Retribution
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 34639

                    #10
                    Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                    So his mom's name is Mildred and his dad's name is Henry but somehow they came up with Marijuana lmao. The weirdest name I've seen is some guy who plays college football, his name is Ras-I. Some girl I know is named Sheziqua(I have no idea how to spell it) but she looks like her name should Mary or Ellen.
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                    If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                    • Pappy Knuckles
                      LORDTHUNDERBIRD
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 15966

                      #11
                      Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                      Originally posted by Stumbleweed
                      HAHA! Shyheim.. epic. Method Mann is my hero. Too bad there wasn't a Killah Priest, that guy is underrated.
                      Killah Priest is my favorite Wu-affliliated rapper these days. Damn shame people slept on The Offering and Behind the Stained Glass. Let me not take away from the late, great, Marijuana's thread though lol.

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                      • Lintyfresh85
                        Where have I been?
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 17492

                        #12
                        Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                        Originally posted by jmood88
                        So his mom's name is Mildred and his dad's name is Henry but somehow they came up with Marijuana lmao. The weirdest name I've seen is some guy who plays college football, his name is Ras-I. Some girl I know is named Sheziqua(I have no idea how to spell it) but she looks like her name should Mary or Ellen.
                        Yeah... looking at that, I couldn't figure out how a Henry and a Mildred would pick Marijuana.

                        Btw, Ras-I Dowling(UVA) is a total beast. He's by far our best corner. I have a feeling if the kid gets stronger and can stay on the field more than two games at a time... he'll definitely be playing on Sundays in a few years.
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                        Originally posted by trobinson97
                        Hell, I shot my grandmother, cuz she was old.

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                        • jmood88
                          Sean Payton: Retribution
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 34639

                          #13
                          Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                          I was hoping he was good at football cause with a name like that it's going to be hard for him to do much else.
                          Originally posted by Blzer
                          Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                          If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                          • CMH
                            Making you famous
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 26203

                            #14
                            Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                            How did he pass?
                            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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                            • Stumbleweed
                              Livin' the dream
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 6279

                              #15
                              Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                              I can just imagine a cop's eyes lighting up as he runs the plates and gets a man named "Marijuana".
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