Who names their child this?!?!

[Koolie G]

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The worst names I know about are:

A nurse friend of mine told me of a child born at the hospital and their parents named him YO Majesty Pimpin. That was his first name, so I guess he would be Yo Majesty Pimpin Smith or something.

There is a guy here that I've seen in court whose first name is "Kentucky". Well he lives in Kentucky. Wierd.

I'm also pretty sure that girl named Fonda Peters had a court case in my county too, because the old Judge tells stories about that.

[pfunk880]

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So his mom's name is Mildred and his dad's name is Henry but somehow they came up with Marijuana lmao. The weirdest name I've seen is some guy who plays college football, his name is Ras-I. Some girl I know is named Sheziqua(I have no idea how to spell it) but she looks like her name should Mary or Ellen.

That's the part that got me too.

[ezekiel55]

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My roommate taught at a school last year and he had students named U'neek and Shicago.

[pfunk880]

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My roommate taught at a school last year and he had students named U'neek and Shicago.

My aunt teaches in Milwaukee Public Schools and has had a bevy of interestingly-named students.

The best two were probably Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. (or-an-juh-lo and la-mon-juh-lo)

[fistofrage]

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My aunt teaches in Milwaukee Public Schools and has had a bevy of interestingly-named students.

The best two were probably Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. (or-an-juh-lo and la-mon-juh-lo)

Thats an urban legend. Raise your hand if you have had someone tell you of the famous Jello twins.

[ezekiel55]

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Thats an urban legend. Raise your hand if you have had someone tell you of the famous Jello twins.

I've definitely heard that before.

[Koolie G]

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Oh yeah, I know a lawyer in Philly who has a client whose first name is Ninety-five South. She thought maybe he was named after the place he was concieved, but I know his parents must have just been big fans of "Whoot, There it Is!!" Obviously that was recorded by 95 South for you guys that are not old school rap fans.

[RAZRr1275]

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lol

[Brandwin]

Re: Who names their child this?!?!

My aunt teaches in Milwaukee Public Schools and has had a bevy of interestingly-named students.

The best two were probably Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. (or-an-juh-lo and la-mon-juh-lo)

Thats an urban legend. Raise your hand if you have had someone tell you of the famous Jello twins.

LOL@ getting caught trying to pass off an urban legend as truth.

[Cebby]

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LOL@ getting caught trying to pass off an urban legend as truth.

My senior year in high school, some girl swore up and down that her aunt's friend was killed in a gang initiation after flashing her brights at a car with no lights on at night.

[DubTrey1]

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You didn't even have to ask how he died. You know a ******* named marijuana got his *** shot up.

LOL!!!! Right? It's not like you hear about Archibald Billingsly the III is murdered in a massive coke deal gone bad in a Wendy's parking lot everyday.

[pfunk880]

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Thats an urban legend. Raise your hand if you have had someone tell you of the famous Jello twins.

LOL@ getting caught trying to pass off an urban legend as truth.

Fine, you don't have to believe me. It hurts me so much.

Yes, I had so much to gain by telling a lie on an INTERNET FORUM.

[ChubbyBanana]

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Fine, you don't have to believe me. It hurts me so much.

Yes, I had so much to gain by telling a lie on an INTERNET FORUM.

[Jonesey]

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When I was working customer service.. I had a lady call me and her first name was Aquanetta.

Like after this:

[jpup]

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Reds' pitching coach:

Dick Pole.