OS Off Topic 2009

[headrulz101]

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About the "living with the girlfriend" question a few pages back, I've done it and I actually did enjoy it. She was a singer I was writing music for (not really a girlfriend), but we lived in a New York City hotel that was paid for by the label (for about 4 months). It was nice to have someone to sleep with, watch tv, have a drink and so on. We had our arguments and such, but still, the feeling of being with someone who enjoys your presence (and vice versa) was wonderful.

Funny I brought that up though, since I'm about to head back to New York for work.

[The GIGGAS]

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Just think, you could marry her and have to wake up at 8 am for the rest of your life.

Well, I'll probably have to do that with any other woman I'd marry.

I had the craziest dream last night, some highlights:

- Some crazy asian dude wants to kidnap me because i know some secret code to detonate a nuclear bomb (crazy premise already eh?)

- The asian guy is named Chiang, anyways he follows me onto a bus and then takes out a gun. The bus only has 10 other people inside because it's the middle of the night. He starts yelling at me in Chinese and then grabs me as he jumps out of the bus!

- I'm drugged and he secretly puts a homing device on me so if I escape he knows where I am. I somehow escape and he and his henchmen are after me.

- I somehow end up in some old house in the country where I find the Fantasy Island guy (not Ricardo Montalban) and we're talking as if we're friends! He notices I have some kind of device under my skin and takes me to, get this, BILL COWHER!

- Cowher is wearing a mid '90s Steelers jacket and as he talks to me i'm getting a load of spit in my face. Eventually he gets the device off me but alas it's too late and we're now being chased to the lakefront.

- We end up getting caught and Chiang's men are taking us to his lair via a ferry. Well, Cowher gets out of his bonds and starts fighting everyone in crazy Kung Fu style, takes over the ferry and crashes on an island!

- Next thing you know the dream turns into a chop socky kung fu movie scene and everyone is beating the hell out of each other. We're trying to distract Chiang as he found out the code during the melee and the bomb is nuclear missile carrying the bomb is in a dormant volcano

- Suddenly 2 hot women parachute on the island take off all their clothes and trying to seduce Chiang until I punch him out cold and deactivate the bomb for good.


I dunno how I get these crazy dreams SMH.

That is epic, SPTO.

[baumy300]

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Maybe honesty isn't always the best policy...

[Marino]

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Maybe honesty isn't always the best policy...

Damn I didn't know my application went public.

[SPTO]

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ROFL that's great.

I somehow got banned from another message board due to quoting a spammed response. (well it wasn't really spam but still) Talk about itchy trigger fingers! I did send an e-mail to the forum admin though. I'm sure i'll be reinstated.

[MassNole]

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LOL that's bad.

[WDOgF0reL1fe]

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I totally agree with what some of you guys have said. A big thing is...
I actually really like to cook, and cant really do so in my current living situation. Another thing is that she doesn't watch any typical girl stuff...
Our favorite show is Lost and aside from that, the only shows she watches are shows on E!, TLC, and discovery channel.
She also likes video games, which is a huge plus and even likes it when I teach her to play games with me.


Im not planning on moving out now or anything, but shes the only person I can think of moving out with. Thanks for the info guys

[BunnyHardaway]

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Grr...they're displaying the World Series trophy at my campus today and I have noone to go with.

I asked my friend, a Phillies fan, to go, but he said no because he wanted to go to the library. SMH.

[Beantown]

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I was all pumped to drive back to school last night...leave my house at 4:40 and by 4:50 I'm on the side of the road because some bitch couldn't hit her brakes fast enough and slammed into the back of my car.

There's this deadly intersection where traffic from the YMCA, traffic from a shopping plaza, and main road traffic all have to try and go together without a single light or anything. Nice *** BMW SUV in front of me slams on their brakes because they decide they want to take a left turn into the YMCA, I have to slam on my brakes and turn the wheel slightly to keep my bumper from hitting the BMW. Then I hear screeching and was like "Wait...I'm perfectly stopped...." and then BAM, a Kia Sentra slams into the back of my car.

Luckily the damage to mine was minimal (going to need a whole new bumper, though) and its hers fault so her insurance company is going to pay for it and everything...but it still pissed me off.


Finally got to campus around 6, brought all my stuff in, and was then at my friends' apartment at 6:20 and was blazed by 6:45 and drunk by about 8. I ****ing love school.

[The C]

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I learned how to give rectal thermometers and how to give an enema today.

[Slimshoom]

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seeing the World Series trophy >>>> the library

I wanted the Rays to win and I would still do just about anything to go see the trophy.

[BunnyHardaway]

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seeing the World Series trophy >>>> the library

I wanted the Rays to win and I would still do just about anything to go see the trophy.

Yeah, unfortunately it looks like I'll be missing out. I don't want to roll up there by myself.

[callmetaternuts]

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Yeah, unfortunately it looks like I'll be missing out. I don't want to roll up there by myself.

Go see it, you dont know when you'll ever have the chance again. Who cares if you go by yourself.

[Slimshoom]

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yea dude its not like you're going to a school dance or something, who cares if you dont have someone to go with...

[BunnyHardaway]

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Go see it, you dont know when you'll ever have the chance again. Who cares if you go by yourself.

Meh...but when I go up there everyone will be like "WTF is this kid doing up here by himself?"