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  • thegoat30
    Something clever
    • May 2003
    • 240

    #5311
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    Originally posted by Chaos81
    Guess it'd be funnier, and I might agree with you, if this was my first time seeing it.
    That was my first time seeing it. You mean fishpa didn't write that himself? Others have seen that?

    I feel so used.

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    • fishepa
      I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
      • Feb 2003
      • 18989

      #5312
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      I got it from another forum. Sorry!! I thought it was funny.

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      • Chaos81
        Hall Of Fame
        • Mar 2004
        • 17150

        #5313
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        Originally posted by fishepa
        I got it from another forum. Sorry!! I thought it was funny.
        I shouldn't have said anything, sorry.

        It's funny, I'm just not feeling good.

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        • Beantown
          #DoYourJob
          • Feb 2005
          • 31523

          #5314
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Originally posted by Chaos81
          Screwdrivers.
          Originally posted by marino13882
          7 & 7 FTW
          Man, you guys are no help.

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          • thegoat30
            Something clever
            • May 2003
            • 240

            #5315
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Originally posted by fishepa
            I got it from another forum. Sorry!! I thought it was funny.
            It was funny. I was kidding about feeling used... sort of.

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            • countryboy
              Growing pains
              • Sep 2003
              • 52723

              #5316
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              Originally posted by Longhorn
              Man, you guys are no help.
              here, put a 7 & 7 in one hand, and a screwdriver in the other. Drink both and then decide.
              I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

              I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


              Louisville Cardinals/St.Louis Cardinals

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              • TheMatrix31
                RF
                • Jul 2002
                • 52906

                #5317
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                Go with Kamikazes.

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                • Acid
                  Mr. Brightside
                  • May 2003
                  • 16954

                  #5318
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  I'm thinking about getting a $6,000 Rolex for $1,200 from this wholesaler I know from work.

                  ****'s baller.
                  Blind to this impending fate
                  We let the world carry our weight
                  It's back breaks with every mile
                  But we all live in denial

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                  • Marino
                    Moderator
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 18113

                    #5319
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Originally posted by Acid
                    I'm thinking about getting a $6,000 Rolex for $1,200 from this wholesaler I know from work.

                    ****'s baller.

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                    • PVarck31
                      Moderator
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 16869

                      #5320
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      Originally posted by fishepa
                      Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

                      Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

                      I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

                      Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

                      When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

                      This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

                      There can be only one.
                      All I can say is WOW! You have to much time on your hands.

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                      • ChubbyBanana
                        Don't Trust Influencers
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7071

                        #5321
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        Originally posted by pjv31
                        All I can say is WOW! You have to much time on your hands.
                        I have too little time on my hands...
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                        • Psyblast
                          2023 National Champions
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 42582

                          #5322
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          So I went to Youngstown early Friday morning (just got back about 30 minutes ago) to call the hockey games for my college's team (they were playing Youngstown State). A rather uneventful trip overall, except....

                          I'm going with the hockey team into this bar & grill type place Friday night after the game, and this trollish looking guy with a mullet and a hat that seemed to have a logo for some tractor or something is on his way out, and he's like "Y'all are from Michigan, eh? Best be currful in there, cuz they don't give a DAMN for the WHOLE state o' Michigan in there! Eheheheheheh..."

                          I wish the camera on my phone had been working.

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                          • av7
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 11408

                            #5323
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Can't decide if I'm going to do a RTTS or franchise thread in the Dynasty forum for The Show.
                            Aaron
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                            • Chaos81
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 17150

                              #5324
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              Bah. I hate being sick.

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                              • PVarck31
                                Moderator
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 16869

                                #5325
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Originally posted by Chaos81
                                Bah. I hate being sick.
                                I just got over a nasty cold, and an ear infection. I am still coughing though. Seems like a really nasty bug is out there. One of the worst colds I have ever had.

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