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  • callmetaternuts
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    • Jul 2004
    • 7045

    #5446
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    Waiting on the tax refund to come in. SHould be in February 24th or so and the wife and i can plan a vacation
    Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

    You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

    Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
    add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
    Originally posted by MassNole
    CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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    • the_future420
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      • Jul 2002
      • 3086

      #5447
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      Just found out yesterday that I'm gonna be an uncle. Pretty cool.
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      • areobee401
        Hall Of Fame
        • Apr 2006
        • 16771

        #5448
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        BHUBANESWAR, India - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

        Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

        The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and another animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.

        "We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father, Sanarumala Munda, was quoted as saying by a local newspaper.
        The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnized the marriage between Sagula and his bride Jyoti by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.

        The villagers then ate a feast with rich food and alcohol to celebrate.

        The dog belongs to the groom's neighbors and was set free to roam around the area after the ceremony. No dowry was exchanged, the witness said, and the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.

        Indian law does not recognize weddings between people and animals, but the ritual survives in rural and tribal areas of the country where millions are illiterate.




        I can't believe he married that B****
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        • MassNole
          Banned
          • Mar 2006
          • 18848

          #5449
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Originally posted by areobee401
          BHUBANESWAR, India - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

          Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

          The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and another animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.

          "We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father, Sanarumala Munda, was quoted as saying by a local newspaper.
          The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnized the marriage between Sagula and his bride Jyoti by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.

          The villagers then ate a feast with rich food and alcohol to celebrate.

          The dog belongs to the groom's neighbors and was set free to roam around the area after the ceremony. No dowry was exchanged, the witness said, and the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.

          Indian law does not recognize weddings between people and animals, but the ritual survives in rural and tribal areas of the country where millions are illiterate.




          I can't believe he married that B****
          1) When I read through this the first time I sure that bolded part said something different about what the priest did to the marriage.

          2) I don't mean this to be a religious post, but really how can anyone in this day and age believe marrying a boy to a dog will stop a tiger or other wild animal from attacking the boy. I get different cultures have different beliefs, but just come on.

          3) He'll never be able to tell his human wife she was the biggest bitch he ever married. If he does, hilarity ensues.

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          • callmetaternuts
            All Star
            • Jul 2004
            • 7045

            #5450
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Getting ready to call it a day. Its my one day a week off from the gym, my wife has Bible study.....good times. I gotta go get a haircut though........meh
            Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

            You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

            Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
            add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
            Originally posted by MassNole
            CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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            • boomhauertjs
              All Star
              • Feb 2004
              • 5373

              #5451
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              I have it made it through an entire day without saying anything more than "hi", "Excuse me", "Goodbye" to anyone in the office. Pretty amazing to get through a day without any conversation. Just droning on here in my cube...

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              • Husker_OS
                Champs
                • Jun 2003
                • 21459

                #5452
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                Odd weather here in Tuscaloosa today...


                One minute its sunny and 70 degrees...the next its cloudy, raining and 60 degrees...the same cycle has been going on the last 2 hours.
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                • Cebby
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 22327

                  #5453
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  I'm moderately drunk and I just convinced my roommate to grill up some steak fajitas.

                  Win

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                  • RAZRr1275
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                    • Sep 2007
                    • 9918

                    #5454
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Originally posted by Cebby
                    I'm moderately drunk and I just convinced my roommate to grill up some steak fajitas.

                    Win
                    fajitas are awesome.
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                    • Husker_OS
                      Champs
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 21459

                      #5455
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      This thread is dying a fairly slow death here recently..
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                      • Herbsinator
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                        • Sep 2003
                        • 4573

                        #5456
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        ok, i have something that might liven this place up, but I'm going to run it by you guys first before I do it. So my friend just sent me a pic of a girl that we went to high school with that appears to have gotten a boob job. I'm still on the fence...

                        Should I post some before and afters?

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                        • DTX3
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 13022

                          #5457
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          Originally posted by Herbsinator
                          ok, i have something that might liven this place up, but I'm going to run it by you guys first before I do it. So my friend just sent me a pic of a girl that we went to high school with that appears to have gotten a boob job. I'm still on the fence...

                          Should I post some before and afters?
                          <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JoqDYcCDOTg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JoqDYcCDOTg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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                          • auburntigersfan
                            Release the Kirchen
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 4737

                            #5458
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Originally posted by Herbsinator
                            ok, i have something that might liven this place up, but I'm going to run it by you guys first before I do it. So my friend just sent me a pic of a girl that we went to high school with that appears to have gotten a boob job. I'm still on the fence...

                            Should I post some before and afters?
                            Do it, that ****'s hilarious.

                            The only thing funnier is when you come back from summer break or spring break and some girl at your school has gotten a boob job, it's hilarious. Both situations happened within the last year.
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                            • Herbsinator
                              All Star
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 4573

                              #5459
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              Ok...here they are....

                              Before (on the right):


                              After?? (On the left):

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                              • WazzuRC
                                Go Cougs!
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 5617

                                #5460
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Hot damn. That doctor needs an award.

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