OS Off Topic 2009

[ChubbyBanana]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

Dude, that's exactly the place I met her. She seems pretty chill.

That's what I thought.

It's a pretty cool site, and I've chatted with some pretty cool chicks, but this one was just off the wall psycho. I'll tell you the story sometime somewhere other than typing it out on here.

AIM me if you have that. I'll tell you the story. It's crazy.

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Yeah. Thanks for the help. I'm looking for info on Time Warner Southwestern Ohio.

[DTX3]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

Hopefully you get it before Spring Training starts, and if not then, before the regular season.

It's also pretty nice that most of the stuff that airs on MLBN is in HD.

[DTX3]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

That's what I thought.

It's a pretty cool site, and I've chatted with some pretty cool chicks, but this one was just off the wall psycho. I'll tell you the story sometime somewhere other than typing it out on here.

AIM me if you have that. I'll tell you the story. It's crazy.

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Yeah. Thanks for the help. I'm looking for info on Time Warner Southwestern Ohio.

I would, but I kinda told her that I was going to "bed". Wouldn't it be something if she was still online. Maybe tomorrow though.

Also, the psycho ones are the freaking ones...depending on how psycho they are.

[Bird006]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

In regards to Stewaat...


Playing females is dangerous territory.


Story time..


So I dated this girl. Sweet, pretty, driven. Pretty much all you could ask for. But she was a clinger. Clung to me like a mofo'in Koala (sp?). Anywho.. I dropped her.

Started things with this new girl. This chick was/is amazing. Really easy to talk to, very understanding, and very nice on the eyes (if you guys remember the last Off Topic, she's the 4'11 Asian chick). This girl is wifey material.

So, me and this new girl keep doin' our thing, and old girl gets jealous. She went from depressed to crazy to... Wanting my junk. In and around. She'd text me all this kinky stuff to see if she could get to me... And, me being the young male I am, she did.

So, I starting boning old chick, behind new chicks back. I lied my way out of pretty much everything. They were kind of in the same circle of friends (but they weren't very close) and old girl told people about our encounters, so eventually new girl heard. She asked, I lied. She believed.

Then one day after class (old girl and I have some classes together), I ask old girl to come drop off my psychology text book. She comes in, gives me my book, then, yup, we start going at it in my living room. My living room is the first room right when you walk into my house. So, we finish, start getting dressed, and then I hear a knock at my front door. I go to open it, wearing nothing but a wife beater and jeans, and new girl is standing there while old girl is walking out the door. One of the worst feelings I've ever felt.

Yeah.

But anyways, me and new girl are still going strong in our relationship, but she doesn't trust me very much. There's still some tension, and some nights I'm afraid she's going to come into bed carrying some handcuffs and a butcher knife.

So the moral of this story is if your going to do something behind a girls back, do it somewhere near the back of the house, and then hide her in the closet.

[ChubbyBanana]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

I would, but I kinda told her that I was going to "bed". Wouldn't it be something if she was still online. Maybe tomorrow though.

Also, the psycho ones are the freaking ones...depending on how psycho they are.

No doubt on that bro. It's cool. The story is about a month old, but hillarious none the less.

And Bird you just busted my arse up with two words "Story Time".

I don't know why, but it made me laugh. Not the story, but those words.

[ChubbyBanana]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

So the moral of this story is if your going to do something behind a girls back, do it somewhere near the back of the house, and then hide her in the closet.

All I can think of is....

[Bird006]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

^ The first few were pretty good, then that **** got super weird.


Any of you guys watch the movie Twilight?


I don't understand the whole obsession over it. I know some dudes that even love it. I thought the story blew.


BTW I KNOW ITS A CHICK FLICK BUT IM COMFORTABLE IN MY MANLINESS. kthx.

[ChubbyBanana]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

^ The first few were pretty good, then that **** got super weird.


Any of you guys watch the movie Twilight?


I don't understand the whole obsession over it. I know some dudes that even love it. I thought the story blew.


BTW I KNOW ITS A CHICK FLICK BUT IM COMFORTABLE IN MY MANLINESS. kthx.

Yeah. I stopped listening once the midget came into play in that...

Settle down, no one's pulling you're man card just yet. Now if you say you like Hope Floats then maybe we might have to put you on suspension.

[eDotd]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

My circadian rhythm has been completely shot during this break. I've been going to bed at 11 AM and waking up at 7 PM.

[slickdtc]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

My circadian rhythm has been completely shot during this break.

I think I just learned a new word.

[callmetaternuts]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

tell you the truth, ive never seen the guy. Although since I have a steady job, am in college, have my own car, and may be able to move out soon, I would like to think hes not a threat

Granted we dont know jack about anyone, but this just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[callmetaternuts]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

Hamburger Helper is BOMB, a lot of people don't know whats up with it.

The best kind is called Cheesy Shells. Best i ever ate out of all the HH and they dont make it anymore

[callmetaternuts]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

Tuna Helper is also bomb, I know this is going to sound so mexican but, the Tuna Helper is better if you put cooked shrimp in it instead of tuna.

I disagree, Tuna Helper is just *** nasty to eat. No thanks.

[callmetaternuts]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

In regards to Stewaat...


Playing females is dangerous territory.


Story time..


So I dated this girl. Sweet, pretty, driven. Pretty much all you could ask for. But she was a clinger. Clung to me like a mofo'in Koala (sp?). Anywho.. I dropped her.

Started things with this new girl. This chick was/is amazing. Really easy to talk to, very understanding, and very nice on the eyes (if you guys remember the last Off Topic, she's the 4'11 Asian chick). This girl is wifey material.

So, me and this new girl keep doin' our thing, and old girl gets jealous. She went from depressed to crazy to... Wanting my junk. In and around. She'd text me all this kinky stuff to see if she could get to me... And, me being the young male I am, she did.

So, I starting boning old chick, behind new chicks back. I lied my way out of pretty much everything. They were kind of in the same circle of friends (but they weren't very close) and old girl told people about our encounters, so eventually new girl heard. She asked, I lied. She believed.

Then one day after class (old girl and I have some classes together), I ask old girl to come drop off my psychology text book. She comes in, gives me my book, then, yup, we start going at it in my living room. My living room is the first room right when you walk into my house. So, we finish, start getting dressed, and then I hear a knock at my front door. I go to open it, wearing nothing but a wife beater and jeans, and new girl is standing there while old girl is walking out the door. One of the worst feelings I've ever felt.

Yeah.

But anyways, me and new girl are still going strong in our relationship, but she doesn't trust me very much. There's still some tension, and some nights I'm afraid she's going to come into bed carrying some handcuffs and a butcher knife.

So the moral of this story is if your going to do something behind a girls back, do it somewhere near the back of the house, and then hide her in the closet.

Shouldve attempted to ride the ole tricycle. No better chance to ask, since she was gunna be pissed anyways.

[callmetaternuts]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

All I can think of is....

That was HILARIOUS for the first few, but the last couple of tracks/episodes/chapters are just bizarre.