OS Off Topic 2009

[BoomerSooner11]

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Did they give it to you for free or did you pay for it?

Oh my bad..it was like half off...It was one of those large one-topping and get a medium order of cheesy bread for 4.99

[Marino]

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Oh my bad..it was like half off...It was one of those large one-topping and get a medium order of cheesy bread for 4.99

So the pizza and the bread all together are 4.99 or is it 4.99 when the bread is half off?

[BoomerSooner11]

Re: OS Off Topic 2009

So the pizza and the bread all together are 4.99 or is it 4.99 when the bread is half off?

All together it was like 15 bucks..cause the pizza was like $10...and usually cheesy bread is $10..but since it's thursday and I ordered a large one-topping the cheesy bread would only be 4.99..local shops are confusing, lol.

[Marino]

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All together it was like 15 bucks..cause the pizza was like $10...and usually cheesy bread is $10..but since it's thursday and I ordered a large one-topping the cheesy bread would only be 4.99..local shops are confusing, lol.

Ahh I see. Its still a pretty good deal. I miss pizza, I havent ordered pizza in a while.

[Chaos81]

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$10 for cheesy bread!? Better be some damn good bread.

[ChubbyBanana]

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They don't hurt when I use them.

Sorry, I had to...

[BoomerSooner11]

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$10 for cheesy bread!? Better be some damn good bread.

Ya they're pretty proud of it, lol.

[Marino]

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Sorry, I had to...

[BoomerSooner11]

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Ahh I see. Its still a pretty good deal. I miss pizza, I havent ordered pizza in a while.

I at least order some pizza every other month. Its so much cheaper on campus believe or not.

[BoomerSooner11]

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Sorry, I had to...

I wish I could somehow make this into a flag, and put it outside of my parents house.

[Marino]

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I at least order some pizza every other month. Its so much cheaper on campus believe or not.

Yeah after 9 pm here you can order a Large Pizza and get it for like 5 bucks or close to that.

[BoomerSooner11]

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Yeah after 9 pm here you can order a Large Pizza and get it for like 5 bucks or close to that.

When did you guys start school again?

[Marino]

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When did you guys start school again?

Last Wednesday

[RAZRr1275]

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Sorry, I had to...

LOL

[The GIGGAS]

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