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  • callmetaternuts
    All Star
    • Jul 2004
    • 7045
    #16
    Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

    I bet she's like 35 years old and someone just left her in the water for too long.
    Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

    You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

    Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
    add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
    Originally posted by MassNole
    CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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      • Brandwin
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2002
        • 30621
        #17
        Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

        I would finish all over her face.

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          • RAZRr1275
            All Star
            • Sep 2007
            • 9918
            #18
            Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

            No
            My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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              • IStillDoWhatIDo
                Pro
                • Jun 2006
                • 695
                #19
                Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                fool me once... shame on me.

                Let's get the fantasy football section poppin!
                http://www.operationsports.com/forums/fantasy-football/

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                  • The C
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7538
                    #20
                    Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                    Originally posted by DookieMowf
                    I would finish all over her face.
                    SHe would have to use a q tip to work out all the gunk from the creases and wrinkles.

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                      • mgoblue
                        Go Wings!
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 25477
                        #21
                        Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                        Originally posted by DookieMowf
                        I would finish all over her face.
                        I immediately thought of you, Dookie...especially given your Mummy avatar, you two are a perfect match!
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                          • CMH
                            Making you famous
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 26203
                            #22
                            Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                            Originally posted by Cebby
                            If actually confronted, an unmarried person would probably have sex with anything for about $1,000. $10 million is a ridiculous figure.

                            Much like the marriage thread, people have poor concepts of money.
                            $1,000 isn't really much today. Most can make that in two weeks.

                            Yea, sure, that's two weeks of work, but then you're saying I have to have sex with the woman in the original post? Nah. I rather work for two weeks.

                            Now, if you added an extra two zeroes in there, I could seriously consider it. That would pay off all my loans, bills, and leave me a bit of spending money. My penis is not that precious. It's not like it'll fall off after having sex with her. But, I won't do it for 1 grand. It's simply not enough.

                            Knock off 50 years and I'm game.
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                            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                              • Cebby
                                Banned
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 22327
                                #23
                                Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                Originally posted by YankeePride
                                $1,000 isn't really much today. Most can make that in two weeks.
                                A true baller could make that in a day.

                                One day, if I ever get rich, I'm doing this. I'm going to find an army of ugly, but not diseased whores and go to a frat party, and do a reverse auction. *derogatory word for female genitals* is *derogatory word for female genitals*. $1000 and sex? Yes please.

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                                  • Brandwin
                                    Hall Of Fame
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 30621
                                    #24
                                    Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                    Originally posted by The C
                                    SHe would have to use a q tip to work out all the gunk from the creases and wrinkles.
                                    No need. That's why I have my tongue.

                                    I immediately thought of you, Dookie...especially given your Mummy avatar, you two are a perfect match!
                                    lol

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                                      • WazzuRC
                                        Go Cougs!
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 5617
                                        #25
                                        Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                        Originally posted by DookieMowf
                                        No need. That's why I have my tongue.


                                        You never cease to amaze me.

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                                          • OSUFan_88
                                            Outback Jesus
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 25642
                                            #26
                                            Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                            Originally posted by DookieMowf
                                            No need. That's why I have my tongue
                                            I think i'm going to be sick.
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                                            Urban Meyer is lol.

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                                              • funky_chicken
                                                MVP
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 3282
                                                #27
                                                Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                                Maybe if you soak her in water like a sun dried tomato she can be reconstituted.

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                                                  • stoncold32
                                                    MVP
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 3588
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

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                                                      • DTX3
                                                        Hall Of Fame
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 13022
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                                        Originally posted by DookieMowf
                                                        I would finish all over her face.
                                                        I bet she's tight.
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                                                          • skitch
                                                            Fear Ameer
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 12349
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: 107 year old woman wants to get bizzay!

                                                            That bitch is ****ing old.

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