F.M.L.

Collapse

Recommended Videos

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Maxattax3
    MVP
    • Aug 2008
    • 2265
    #16
    Re: F.M.L.

    "Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own **** and p[ee]. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML"

    favorite so far...I think ive heard it somewhere else though.

    I was reading the above quote and lol'ing in a computer lab in my school Library. This fat girl leaned over to see what I laughing at and I could see down her shirt. I was hoping to see some fat girl cleavage but saw female chest hair instead. FML
    Last edited by Maxattax3; 01-27-2009, 06:56 PM. Reason: profanity
    Texas. Football. All. Day.

      Comment

      • CS10029
        Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
        • Feb 2004
        • 4616
        #17
        Re: F.M.L.

        That site is pure win.
        I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

        This is My Music:
        www.youtube.com/user/christoffascott

          Comment

          • GSW
            Simnation
            • Feb 2003
            • 8041
            #18
            Re: F.M.L.

            this site is hella funny because me and my boy always say "FML" when stuff goes wrong

            good looking out baumy!
            #Simnation

              Comment

              • GSW
                Simnation
                • Feb 2003
                • 8041
                #19
                Re: F.M.L.

                "Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML"

                #Simnation

                  Comment

                  • GSW
                    Simnation
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 8041
                    #20
                    Re: F.M.L.

                    Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML
                    #Simnation

                      Comment

                      • ezekiel55
                        Th*s F*c* C*sh*s Ch*cks
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 2156
                        #21
                        Re: F.M.L.

                        Originally posted by GSW
                        "Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML"



                        That one is great.

                          Comment

                          • CS10029
                            Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4616
                            #22
                            Re: F.M.L.

                            Originally posted by zekey55


                            That one is great.
                            A good majority of them are hilarious.
                            I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

                            This is My Music:
                            www.youtube.com/user/christoffascott

                              Comment

                              • the_future420
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 3086
                                #23
                                Re: F.M.L.

                                Originally posted by Maxattax3
                                I was reading the above quote and lol'ing in a computer lab in my school Library. This fat girl leaned over to see what I laughing at and I could see down her shirt. I was hoping to see some fat girl cleavage but saw female chest hair instead. FML

                                GOLD!
                                PSN ID: thefuture420
                                Twitch
                                Now Playing: MLB The Show 16, Fifa 16, Fallout 4

                                  Comment

                                  • chia51
                                    Banned
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 1912
                                    #24
                                    Re: F.M.L.

                                    Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML
                                    Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on ****ty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

                                    lol

                                      Comment

                                      Previous 1 2 template Next
                                      Working...