F.M.L.

[baumy300]

If you're having a bad day, maybe reading this site for a while will help you feel better about yourself

http://www.fmylife.com/

[baumy300]

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"Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML"

[headrulz101]

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I thought this one was funny.

"Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant **** in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML"

LMFAO.

"Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML"

[KingV2k3]

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HA!

Good stuff...thanks for the link...

[the_future420]

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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my d*** in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "Whats for dinner?". FML


Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML




This is a great site.

[Cebby]

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It looks like grouphug, but without some of the longer sexually deviant stuff.

[sbmnky]

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This site is great!

[ThreeKing]

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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my d**k just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

LMAO! I'm dying over here.

[ThreeKing]

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Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

Another good one.

[av7]

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him having sex with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

Something to read while bored in class for tomorrow.

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

[callmetaternuts]

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This site is absolutely hilarious. Great find

[baumy300]

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"Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML"

[duke776]

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This one would hurt...

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

...but is quite funny if it didn't happen to you

[cubsfan203]

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Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

Today, Yahoo personals suggested 2 matches for me, a tranny, as an 87% match, and my own personal ad at only a 76% match. I am not even good enough to date myself. FML

That site is great.

[thegoat30]

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Is this site safe for work? It sounds funny as hell...