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  • Heelfan71
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 19940

    #1

    Man attacks lawyer with feces

    Smeared it in his hair and face and then chunked it at the jurors

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  • bcruise
    Hall Of Fame
    • Mar 2004
    • 23274

    #2
    Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

    We have evolved...no, really! Well, most of us, anyway.

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    • Stumbleweed
      Livin' the dream
      • Oct 2006
      • 6279

      #3
      Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

      Heh

      "The judge scheduled a status conference for Feb. 9 and raised the defendant's bail from $250,000 to $1 million, finding he is a danger to the community."
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      • callmetaternuts
        All Star
        • Jul 2004
        • 7045

        #4
        Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

        Wonder if that was a ploy to get off as insane
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        • GSW
          Simnation
          • Feb 2003
          • 8041

          #5
          Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

          "That juror didn't even see it coming,"
          #Simnation

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          • Stumbleweed
            Livin' the dream
            • Oct 2006
            • 6279

            #6
            Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

            Originally posted by callmetaternuts
            Wonder if that was a ploy to get off as insane
            They said that he had previously smeared himself with feces, so he appeared to be barking up that tree already. This would probably seal the deal in most cases though haha...

            I love that he brought it with him in a plastic bag. "Alright, that's the last straw... it's bag o' **** time!"
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            • GSW
              Simnation
              • Feb 2003
              • 8041

              #7
              Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

              Originally posted by Stumbleweed
              I love that he brought it with him in a plastic bag. "Alright, that's the last straw... it's bag o' **** time!"


              This literally made me LOL

              woulda been real grimey if he started eating it... smearing it is for wussies.
              #Simnation

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              • Heelfan71
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jul 2002
                • 19940

                #8
                Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

                guess they didn't frisk him before entering court?
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                • Brandwin
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 30621

                  #9
                  Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

                  That is hilarious though. I wish I could have seen the look on the guys face.

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                  • Koolie G
                    MVP
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 1812

                    #10
                    Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

                    "You Stay Classy San Diego"

                    The guy was originally arrested for hitting with a "rock in a sock" and then burlarizing his home. A $750,000 bump in your bond is pretty significant.
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                    • The 24th Letter
                      ERA
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 39373

                      #11
                      Re: Man attacks lawyer with feces

                      Interesting.

                      I couldnt bring my briefcase in when I did jury duty.....
                      Juror #9 is a lucky guy.

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