I just caught this man looking...

[ex carrabba fan]

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Meh whatever. I'm not really gay so not like anything would happen

P.S. My penis is HUGE

if you think about it, all penises look the same

so much penis in here

[youvalss]

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if you think about it, all penises look the same

How do you know? Have you seen them all?

[Bornindamecca]

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Perhaps that explains the "no talking" clause, but it doesn't explain the other things. I can't look at someone (above the waste, of course)? I can't pee next to someone else if there's no other room?

Well I can't claim that other stuff. I just don't like holding conversations at a urinal or while taking a dump. If you gotta go you gotta go.

[Phobia]

Re: I just caught this man looking...

Meh whatever. I'm not really gay so not like anything would happen

P.S. My penis is HUGE

LMAO C, is a clown.

This is such a odd conversation on a male dominated message board. Most people here would be weirded out if some dude was checking ya junk out (maybe some would not....patsgirl).

The whole point of the thread though is you did not know what to do. I for one would of said something. It is not being rude, it is making a point to not allow that kind of actions towards you. Just be blunt, "What are you doing". You know for a fact he is not going to come out "Well I was admiring....." instead he would most likly get caught in the act and get all stumbled on his words and then you have him for a verbal beat down :wink:

[Moses Shuttlesworth]

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I would have turned around and pissed all over him.

[The C]

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i've been seriously pondering this question but i came up with another while pondering.

if you saw the guy was looking at your penis. doesn't that mean you had to be looking to see if a guy was looking?

YOU ****ING PERV. YOU WANTED TO SHOW HIM YOU PENIS

[the_future420]

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i've been seriously pondering this question but i came up with another while pondering.

if you saw the guy was looking at your penis. doesn't that mean you had to be looking to see if a guy was looking?

YOU ****ING PERV. YOU WANTED TO SHOW HIM YOU PENIS

EXPOSED!

[SuperBowlNachos]

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lmao at 5:00 in that video

[DTX3]

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You should've busted a "Waiting" and called him ...

[auburntigersfan]

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The funniest thing to do is to ask someone in the stall next to you for some toilet paper, it's the most awkward **** ever, but it's hilarious. I do that at school sometimes just to make people feel awkward.

Most of the time if they have a paper, I will ask for a section, though. There is one restroom at my school that always seems to have a paper, it's the best one to take a deuce because it's got one of the large one's made for handicap people.

[bsb13]

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Just be blunt, "What are you doing".

He might say "What do you think I'm doing" and then quickly get you in a real tight bear hug from behind and start licking the back of your ear in a wild and violent manner.

[Jonesy]

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You just need to practice your urinal etiquette:

http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html

[bgeno]

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The funniest thing to do is to ask someone in the stall next to you for some toilet paper, it's the most awkward **** ever, but it's hilarious. I do that at school sometimes just to make people feel awkward.

Most of the time if they have a paper, I will ask for a section, though. There is one restroom at my school that always seems to have a paper, it's the best one to take a deuce because it's got one of the large one's made for handicap people.

I love going to take a piss at the same time as a friend, choosing urinals on opposite ends, then saying (loudly) "Hey, (friend), does it still burn when you pee?"

[Jet Sufferer]

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I've got a better story along the same vein (pun intended)

My friend was building a house and had to stay at the Embassy Suites with his wife and kids for a little while waiting for it to be done.

He grew up in a tough part of Queens and was a regular sparring partner of Doug DeWitt, Vito Antufuermo, Iran Barkley among others, even heavyweights in Tommy Gallaghers gym, he's a big puncher with a granite chin, but was better known for some fights outside the ring. He might possibly be the last person on the planet you would like to fight.

So it turns out every time his wife does laundry her underwear is turning up missing, he tells the manager, it keeps happening and he decides to play detective. As luck would have it he catches the perv red-handed, a pounding ensues, he also dangles him above the railing in this hotel, there's a courtyard about 20 feet below.

The police are called and my friend keeps his foot on the guys head while the perv is laying on the ground when the police arrive. The perv starts screaming about this lunatic etc., etc., he's going to press charges for attempted murder, the manager is freaking out.

Long story short, my friend dares him to press charges, it turns out he's a big executive of a big company from Texas with a family, etc., and the guy chickens out from pressing charges.

[Blzer]

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This just reminds me of the time that I was in third grade and heading toward the bathroom during recess. I guess it was my friend Ben's first time using a urinal, because as I walk in I see him bare-assed as he's using the urinal. I ran and made sure that he didn't see me, but I don't think he ever got the memo that you don't pull everything down when using a urinal.

This and the Taking-a-dumb-in-public-a-phobia thread should probably merge... but not close enough so that one can see the other's penis.