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  • Stumbleweed
    Livin' the dream
    • Oct 2006
    • 6279

    #46
    Re: I just caught this man looking...

    Originally posted by bsb13
    He might say "What do you think I'm doing" and then quickly get you in a real tight bear hug from behind and start licking the back of your ear in a wild and violent manner.

    The hell?

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    • Phobia
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jan 2008
      • 11623

      #47
      Re: I just caught this man looking...

      Originally posted by bsb13
      He might say "What do you think I'm doing" and then quickly get you in a real tight bear hug from behind and start licking the back of your ear in a wild and violent manner.
      bsb that is a very disturbing image lol. Now go and tell the OP sorry for looking at his penis

      This is such a funny thread.

      I got a funny story from not that long ago. I was shooting pool at this pool hall I go to often. Me and the boys go shoot there, hang with the bar tenders, get a little sauced blah blah blah. Well one night we finished shooting and went sit at the bar start pounding some drinks. Well I get up to go to the bathroom. It is a rather big bathroom with like 5 or 6 urinals, 5 or 6 stalls and 4 or 5 sinks. Well when I open the door this guy is F-ing smashed and is bare *** on the urinal taking a dump. Head just swaying all over. When I saw him I just walked by and said "You got it dog?" ......All he did was stagger up and walked out pants still half open and barly on his butt. By the time I walked out they were walking him outside the buidling lol. It was sooooo funny, we laughed and laughed.

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      • slickdtc
        Grayscale
        • Aug 2004
        • 17125

        #48
        Re: I just caught this man looking...

        Originally posted by Phobia
        bsb that is a very disturbing image lol. Now go and tell the OP sorry for looking at his penis

        This is such a funny thread.

        I got a funny story from not that long ago. I was shooting pool at this pool hall I go to often. Me and the boys go shoot there, hang with the bar tenders, get a little sauced blah blah blah. Well one night we finished shooting and went sit at the bar start pounding some drinks. Well I get up to go to the bathroom. It is a rather big bathroom with like 5 or 6 urinals, 5 or 6 stalls and 4 or 5 sinks. Well when I open the door this guy is F-ing smashed and is bare *** on the urinal taking a dump. Head just swaying all over. When I saw him I just walked by and said "You got it dog?" ......All he did was stagger up and walked out pants still half open and barly on his butt. By the time I walked out they were walking him outside the buidling lol. It was sooooo funny, we laughed and laughed.
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        • DC
          Hall Of Fame
          • Oct 2002
          • 17996

          #49
          Re: I just caught this man looking...

          Originally posted by bgeno
          All this "don't talk in the bathroom" and "don't look at anyone in the bathroom" (I'm talking above the waste, of course) and "don't use two adjacent urinals in the bathroom" is crazy talk. It's created by men who are insecure with their sexuality and don't want to seem homosexual or don't want men to KNOW they're homosexual.
          Logic behind that please? So because someone DOESN'T want to talk to another man in the restroom it just MUST be because of the reasons you listed? Explain it to me in further detail please
          Concrete evidence/videos please

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          • DC
            Hall Of Fame
            • Oct 2002
            • 17996

            #50
            Re: I just caught this man looking...

            Originally posted by bgeno
            I love going to take a piss at the same time as a friend, choosing urinals on opposite ends, then saying (loudly) "Hey, (friend), does it still burn when you pee?"
            How can you use the words
            LOVE
            FRIEND
            URINALS
            PISS
            SAME TIME

            All in the same sentence?

            Let me guess it's because you are secure with your sexuality right? :wink:..............
            Concrete evidence/videos please

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            • GSW
              Simnation
              • Feb 2003
              • 8041

              #51
              Re: I just caught this man looking...

              Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
              Logic behind that please? So because someone DOESN'T want to talk to another man in the restroom it just MUST be because of the reasons you listed? Explain it to me in further detail please
              DC, He cant.

              and no I am not a gay person or a homophope.

              I just dont want another man looking at my Johnson.

              It just doesnt make sense. to do it, and especially not in the bathoom of your work place.

              has nothing to do with being insecure about sexuality. I like Vaginas and Breasts.
              And dont want to conversate with a man while urinating or taking a dump, and defintly dont want said man taking a peek at my private parts.
              #Simnation

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              • DC
                Hall Of Fame
                • Oct 2002
                • 17996

                #52
                Re: I just caught this man looking...

                I just hate the whole, "If you were secure with your _____ (insert personality trait), you wouldn't care if ______ happened" - card. People abuse phrases like this and SERIOUSLY think they make sense.

                I hate it
                Concrete evidence/videos please

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                • Bornindamecca
                  Books Nelson Simnation
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 10919

                  #53
                  Re: I just caught this man looking...

                  Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                  I just hate the whole, "If you were secure with your _____ (insert personality trait), you wouldn't care if ______ happened" - card. People abuse phrases like this and SERIOUSLY think they make sense.
                  Good post. If/then statements don't equal logic and are not a substitute for evidence. It's just a way to dress up an uninformed opinion.
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                  • GSW
                    Simnation
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 8041

                    #54
                    Re: I just caught this man looking...

                    Originally posted by Bornindamecca
                    Good post. If/then statements don't equal logic and are not a substitute for evidence. It's just a way to dress up an uninformed opinion.
                    If you were secure in your sexuality you wouldnt agree with him
                    #Simnation

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                    • Bornindamecca
                      Books Nelson Simnation
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 10919

                      #55
                      Re: I just caught this man looking...

                      Originally posted by GSW
                      If you were secure in your sexuality you wouldnt agree with him
                      I told you that I'm totally comfortable with what we do, J. Except what you did last time. It hurt a little.
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                      • GSW
                        Simnation
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 8041

                        #56
                        Re: I just caught this man looking...

                        Originally posted by Bornindamecca
                        I told you that I'm totally comfortable with what we do, J. Except what you did last time. It hurt a little.
                        you told me to pinch though, so thats on you.
                        #Simnation

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                        • CaptainZombie
                          Brains
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 37851

                          #57
                          Re: I just caught this man looking...

                          Originally posted by GSW
                          you told me to pinch though, so thats on you.
                          Is this the same washroom where u see the druggies go in and out?
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                          • GSW
                            Simnation
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 8041

                            #58
                            Re: I just caught this man looking...

                            Originally posted by GearsX8
                            Is this the same washroom where u see the druggies go in and out?
                            yes actually that same one. and to clarify i only heard a coworker doing cocaine in the bathroom stall.
                            #Simnation

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                            • Phobia
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 11623

                              #59
                              Re: I just caught this man looking...

                              Originally posted by GSW
                              yes actually that same one. and to clarify i only heard a coworker doing cocaine in the bathroom stall.
                              How do you hear the difference between someone having a running nose and doing cocaine?

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                              • Brandon13
                                All Star
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 8915

                                #60
                                Re: I just caught this man looking...

                                Originally posted by Phobia
                                How do you hear the difference between someone having a running nose and doing cocaine?
                                You see them carrying a plate and straw into the bathroom stall. Kinda gives it away.

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