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Eh. its funny, but i just cant laugh sometimes, thinking that most of these are made upCharger Fan Born and Raised!
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lmaoToday, I went round to my Grandparents to help set up their new Satellite T.V. When I turned it on, it for some reason defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertly responsible for the broadcast of Porn in my Grandparents living room. FML
A couple years ago when I went to my grandparents house we bought my grandpa a widescreen tv, he was so excited, he got his satellite setup and everything.
The next summer I went over there and was watching tv with him, just switching through the channels, and, yes, I flipped through a porno. His reaction was priceless, though. He just said, "WHOA". So, we continued to watch it, he really enjoyed it.
jk on the last part.WUSTLComment
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Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today I just got my car fixed from an accident and I drove to a party in a bad thunderstorm. when the power went out everyone decided to watch the Storm from the front windows. Someone mentioned how it would be funny if the tree fell on my car with everyone watching. 20 seconds later it did. FML
LMFAO!!!"on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.yea but will they take psn cards
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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
lol"on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.yea but will they take psn cards
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Some highlights:
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me when he realized his tongue piercing was gone. I just spent 3 hours in the ER with a nurse between my legs looking for it. He then remembered he took it out beforehand. FMLToday, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FMLToday, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FMLToday, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FMLToday, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FMLWUSTLComment
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"Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML"
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
LMMFAO."on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.yea but will they take psn cards
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Pretty funny site real or not...
"Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML"
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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FMLComment
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