St. Patrick's Day: A great excuse to be drunk during the day

[oakfan162]

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Take two exams, study for two more and write a paper...

Same, I got Finals Thursday and Friday.

[sportznut02]

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Nothing going on here this year. I usually go out but not this time.

St. Patricks Day will always be one to remember for me, a few years ago before i was married I was out with a few friends and had way to much to drink. Well i ended up throwing up in bed. Well the bad thing is my soon to be wife was also there. She wasn`t happy to say the least. She said she cussed me out, i don`t remember that though. I then walked into the bathroom and decided to throw up in the shower, which at least was better than the bed.

[trobinson97]

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Staying as far from River Street as possible.

[Sandman42]

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Just another Tuesday for me. I got my St. Patty's Day drinking in on State Patty's Day (Penn State's version of St. Patty's Day).

[jmood88]

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Take a Final and study.

[55]

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Going to watch the Magic give the Cavs their second home loss of the year from about five rows behind the Magic bench.

[mjb2124]

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Going to work at 8am...and working late (scheduled network outage from 7pm-12pm so it will be a long day).

[JohnDoe8865]

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Lots of drinking by myself. Hopefully I will be fully inebriated by 2 or 3 pm!

[Brandon13]

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I will be drunk... hell I'm already trying to get drunk and it's not working. Taken four or five shots of rum and not feeling much.

[TheMatrix31]

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Taking a final, coming home and sleeping, waking up to watch the Sabres game and the USA baseball game, and writing one of two papers due Wednesday night at 11:59pm.

[Brandon13]

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Rum is now kicking in.

[boomhauertjs]

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Going to watch the Magic give the Cavs their second home loss of the year from about five rows behind the Magic bench.

Just move to Florida already...

[Brandwin]

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Anyone know any good St patrick day jokes?

[boomhauertjs]

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Irish Golfer

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked. 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. ;I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'

'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.'

[Cebby]

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I'm staying sober tonight. Granted, I'm still kind of drunk from last night, but taking a day off should be nice.