omegle.com

[Brandon13]

Re: omegle.com

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: male, and very drunk at the moment

Stranger: cool

Stranger: nudes

You: uh, no...

You: that that ****ing drunk

You: *not that ****ing drunk

Stranger: but im a horny teenage girl who cant sleep

Stranger: if u cant help, il have to find someone else

You: well continue your insomnia my dear daughter

Stranger: im not lookin to go back to sleep

Stranger: plzzzz

Stranger: il return the favor

You: strangra plzzzz..

Stranger: fine

Stranger: hold on a sec

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Another stupid chat haha...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Nutz Pizza House, may I help you?

Stranger: wtf

You: wanna place an order, sir?

Stranger: ok

You: what will it be?

Stranger: peperoni xxxl

You: we have a special offer today!!! wanna hear?

Stranger: nooooooooooo

Stranger: rly ?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: give it to me

You: ok...we have boiled water from lake michigan for free

Stranger: no **** !

Stranger: i tak it

Stranger: take

Stranger: how much

You: yes, special offer, valid today only....that'll be 18.95...cash or credit?

Stranger: credit

You: oh... what's the #?

Stranger: he ?

Stranger: what #

You: card number, sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ThaGenecyst]

Re: omegle.com

so this is my first time using this... and I can't believe this is what happened to me:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it doesn't show up well but if you copy and paste it into notepad you'll see how i got owned

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

^^ Yeah, I got a guy who did something like that to me as well, maybe the same guy...don't take it personally.

[Pared]

Re: omegle.com

Wow, I can't believe this guy let me talk so long. I think I convinced him that I was off this totse and zoklet. Google is a powerful tool...

Amazing!

Laughing the entire way. Here's one I had being that I'm bored right now:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Howdy

You: What's up?

Stranger: where you from?

You: NY, you?

Stranger: Texas.

Stranger: 17/F with nude pics. I like older men.

You: I bet.

Stranger: conficker c installing...

You: Dookie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ty]

Re: omegle.com

Stranger: conficker c installing...

You: Dookie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL! Sounds just like him.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Some people are just too serious for Omegle...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Sammy, where have you been???!

Stranger: wft?

You: dad has been trying to get you for weeks!

You: is everything ok there?

Stranger: dhoffhdfhdsuifh

You: Sammy, get a hold on yourself for me

Stranger: jesus i'n not sammy

You: Sammy, please, don't mess it up now, dad is going nuts!

Stranger: i'n not sammy **** you

You: Sammy, don't make things harder than they are..you could have called!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Just had a chat with a "normal" guy from Boston. We talked for about 45 minutes and it was fun. Who would have believed that there are normal people there?

[TMagic]

Re: omegle.com

So let me make sure that I'm understanding this correctly...

You go onto this website and it randomly connects you to some random stranger...

Then you can engage in nice conversation...

or just randomly make up crap to the other person...where the other person plays back, or just avoids all the nonsense ...


Am I correct in my assumption?

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

So let me make sure that I'm understanding this correctly...

You go onto this website and it randomly connects you to some random stranger...

Then you can engage in nice conversation...

or just randomly make up crap to the other person...where the other person plays back, or just avoids all the nonsense ...

Am I correct in my assumption?

Basically. I'm sure it was intended just for people to have random conversations with strangers. No strings attached. No buddy name or email or facebook to spy on the person.

Of course, giving people this power is only going to give them reason to f it up for everyone. I have run into people that really want to have a normal conversation. Some really want to talk about weird things. It's your choice. Just don't get your feelings hurt when someone disconnects.


By the way, I've been dying here reading most of these stories.

[headrulz101]

Re: omegle.com

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dear darcy, i love you.
You: I love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

Amazing!

Laughing the entire way. Here's one I had being that I'm bored right now:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Howdy

You: What's up?

Stranger: where you from?

You: NY, you?

Stranger: Texas.

Stranger: 17/F with nude pics. I like older men.

You: I bet.

Stranger: conficker c installing...

You: Dookie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dookie! He was caught so he disconnected.

[Madman55]

Re: omegle.com

Candyman5, I'm calling you out on this one...

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.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
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.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
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You have just been rickrolled by Candyman5 from OS.

Not cool dude.

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

Some people are just too serious for Omegle...

I love the Dr. This conversation was good too. I've thought about doing something like that.

[thegoat30]

Re: omegle.com

Stranger: conficker c installing...

You: Dookie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awesome.