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  • youvalss
    ******
    • Feb 2007
    • 16602

    #106
    Re: omegle.com

    Wow, that was some crazy chat LOL! But you never know if the guy you're talking to is a minor or anything but I think Omegle should have a warning or something at the beginnig - that you must be 18 or something for this chat. I mean, there are probably some kids there and they're very naive. Some kids would give their address easily and it's dangerous. Some crazy things are going there...
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    RAM: 48 KB
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    • rsnomar05
      MVP
      • Dec 2003
      • 3662

      #107
      Re: omegle.com

      Originally posted by youvalss
      Wow, that was some crazy chat LOL! But you never know if the guy you're talking to is a minor or anything but I think Omegle should have a warning or something at the beginnig - that you must be 18 or something for this chat. I mean, there are probably some kids there and they're very naive. Some kids would give their address easily and it's dangerous. Some crazy things are going there...
      It's a good thing that was a fake e-mail address, although I was tempted to go create that account just to see if I would actually get the e-mail.

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      • youvalss
        ******
        • Feb 2007
        • 16602

        #108
        Re: omegle.com

        I actually meant that I'm sure there are kids there who would give their real address (not e-mail address), and that's dangerous. That site is hilarious, but there should be an age limitation or a warning. Not that you can tell kids where to surf but still. This is certainly not a site for kids!
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        ZX Spectrum
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        GPU: Monochrome display
        RAM: 48 KB
        OS: Sinclair BASIC

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        • youvalss
          ******
          • Feb 2007
          • 16602

          #109
          Re: omegle.com

          Can't log on to that site. Can anyone?
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          ZX Spectrum
          CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
          GPU: Monochrome display
          RAM: 48 KB
          OS: Sinclair BASIC

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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #110
            Re: omegle.com

            Yea, same problem here. Omegle got clapped!
            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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            • youvalss
              ******
              • Feb 2007
              • 16602

              #111
              Re: omegle.com

              Omegle is back!
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              CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
              GPU: Monochrome display
              RAM: 48 KB
              OS: Sinclair BASIC

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              • rsnomar05
                MVP
                • Dec 2003
                • 3662

                #112
                Re: omegle.com

                Some people are so stupid. This one was especially mean, and I feel really bad about it, because I kept thinking he was joking back, playing along, and didn't believe me, but then at the end...

                You: This is detective Pewterschmidt.

                You: We have traced your ip address because we need to ask you some questions.

                Stranger: there he is

                Stranger: ask away

                Stranger: ill be waiting... naked

                You: Where were you on the night of August 17th, 2008?

                Stranger: hmm.. lets see

                You: Sir, this is a very serious matter. I'm with the Reno sherrif's department.

                Stranger: i was playing volleyball with my good friend Mr Blair

                You: Our records indicate that there are 25 Blairs in the Reno area. What's his first name?

                Stranger: oh baby, you will jsut have to work for that information

                You: Solicitation of prostitution of a police officer is a federal offense with jail time up to 17 years.

                Stranger: jail.. as in being locked up with other men

                Stranger: sex deprived men...

                Stranger: lock me up!

                You: If you can't accurately explain your whereabouts on August 17th, that might just happen. But did you really kill those two hookers with a hacksaw?

                You: Keep in mind you have the right to remain silent.

                You: And the right to an attorney. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

                Stranger: Wait, this is serious?


                Stranger: I thought this was a joke.

                You: Sir, the law is not a joke.

                Stranger: But I've never been to Reno?

                You: We have photographic evidence of you at the Circus Circus casino, leaving the premises with Shaniqua and Shandy.

                Stranger: I don't even know who they are!

                You: Sir, we have photographic evidence.

                Stranger: I've only been with a prostitute once, I swear, but it turned out it was a dude.

                You: You're telling me you've never been to Reno.

                Stranger: Well, maybe I have, just once, but I didn't go near Shandy or Shaniqua. I wasn't there on August 17th. I went on vacation three years ago to Vegas, but we stopped in Reno, and I wanted a BJ, right, so I saw this girl who turned out to be a dude. But that was the only time, I swear! Honest.

                You: Your story keeps changing.

                Stranger: I've used a saw before, but not like that.

                You: Sir, your DNA was found on the bodies.

                Stranger: NO! I WAS NOT IN RENO! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS! I AM INNOCENT!

                You: A jury of your peers will decide that.

                Stranger: PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU TO BELIEVE ME!

                You: Then give me an alibi that checks out. DNA evidence is considered to be foolproof.

                Stranger: That's not my DNA. I only got pleasure from a dude the one time, and I thought he was a she, a hot chick you know, and I'm really freaking out here. I mean, what am I going to do?

                You: You're going to confess or provide me with an alibi.

                Stranger: I can't remember back that far. August 17th? I could have been anywhere, but I was in Maine. That's where I live.

                You: I know where you live, sir, but we need exact whereabouts, and witnesses that can corroborate.

                Stranger: I don't know anyone who can remember back that far.

                Stranger: What if no one remembers.

                Stranger: Why is this happening to me.

                Stranger: Do you extradite from Canada?

                You: If you flee the country, we will find you.

                Stranger: But Canada doesn't extradite, right?

                You: Yes, they do.

                Stranger: What about Mexico?

                You: Mexico does as well.

                Stranger: What place doesn't extradite?

                You: Do you really think I'm going to tell you what country to flee to.

                Stranger: You gotta believe me man.

                You: I want to believe you, but you've gotta give me something, sir.

                Stranger: I've given you all I can. Why is this happening to me?

                You: Because you killed two hookers with a hacksaw. They were in college, you know. Trying to pay their way through school by selling sex acts for money.

                Stranger: That's cliche. That's what strippers say. Why is this happening? I didn't kill them. Did they have families?

                You: 18 kids a piece, but they were all taken into the foster care program.

                Stranger: And you think I hacked them? I didn't. If I flee the country, and it turns out I didn't do it, can I come back?

                You: Sir, fleeing the country is considered an admission of guilt.

                Stranger: But I have to. But you guys would be tracking the planes, right? Like, say I were on the Jetblue website, seeing if they fly to Argentina, you guys track that, right?

                You: We are tracking every website you visit.

                Stranger: Oh ****!

                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                • youvalss
                  ******
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 16602

                  #113
                  Re: omegle.com

                  LOL that was hilarious! But you can never know if your partner is serious or just cooporating for the laugh. Anyway it was funny...the guy may be sweating all over now...
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                  ZX Spectrum
                  CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                  GPU: Monochrome display
                  RAM: 48 KB
                  OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                  • CMH
                    Making you famous
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 26203

                    #114
                    Re: omegle.com

                    I really hope no one could be that stupid, but you never know.

                    Either way, that was hilarious.
                    "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                    "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                    • youvalss
                      ******
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 16602

                      #115
                      Re: omegle.com

                      New stupid concept:

                      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                      Stranger: hi

                      You: how did you do that???!?

                      Stranger: asl please?

                      Stranger: do wat?

                      You: changed your nick to "stranger"?!?!

                      Stranger: i havnt

                      Stranger: ur stranger 2 me

                      You: I've been trying to do that all afternoon!

                      Stranger: and im you

                      Stranger: u cant

                      Stranger: its automatic

                      Stranger: red=stranger

                      Stranger: blue=you

                      You: no, you're stranger! I can't get it to say stranger for me

                      You: teach me how!

                      You: please

                      Stranger: ur stranger on my screen

                      Stranger: u cnt change ur name

                      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                      My Specs:

                      ZX Spectrum
                      CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                      GPU: Monochrome display
                      RAM: 48 KB
                      OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                      • Pink Mist
                        Pro
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 921

                        #116
                        Re: omegle.com

                        Ok, sorry to bump up an old thread, but my friend showed my the site. Well he is my first convo ever. It was like 2hours long and I pretended to be a 17 year old female from the States.

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                        • Po Pimp
                          MVP
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 2255

                          #117
                          Re: omegle.com

                          Connecting to server...
                          Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                          You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                          A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

                          Stranger: hi

                          You: Hello sir

                          Stranger: not sir

                          You: yeah right

                          You: this site is 99.9% duides

                          You: so u telling me I fall in that lucky .1%?

                          Stranger: yep

                          You: wait...how old are you?

                          Stranger: i've got nothing to do, so here i am, on that site..

                          Stranger: 19

                          Stranger: u?

                          You: I'm 25 (I'm not really 25)

                          Stranger: m/f?

                          You: male

                          You: obviously

                          Stranger:

                          Stranger: so, wanna talk a bit with me, lucky boy?

                          You: where u from chica?

                          You: am I really lucky though?

                          Stranger: you'll see

                          You: how?

                          Stranger: i'm from Poland

                          You: I'm from America

                          Stranger: nice

                          You: u ever been?

                          Stranger: nope, not yet

                          You: what are u waiting for?

                          You: lol

                          Stranger: nothing

                          Stranger: wanna know what i'm doing now?

                          You: sure

                          You: I see no reason why not

                          Stranger: i've slipped my _____ into my _____ (just fill in the blanks)

                          You: oh yeah?

                          Stranger: now it's wet, sticky... slippery... and tastes so goood

                          You: its not that time of the month, is it?

                          Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                          I don't believe this was a chick at all

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                          • Whitesox
                            Closet pyromaniac
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 5287

                            #118
                            Re: omegle.com

                            Originally posted by Pink Mist
                            Ok, sorry to bump up an old thread, but my friend showed my the site. Well he is my first convo ever. It was like 2hours long and I pretended to be a 17 year old female from the States.

                            http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcs3hcgw_1gv48dpgp
                            I have one thing to day about that conversation. You really should take more time when you type.

                            I couldn't get on
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                            • Pink Mist
                              Pro
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 921

                              #119
                              Re: omegle.com

                              Originally posted by whitesox
                              I have one thing to day about that conversation. You really should take more time when you type.

                              I couldn't get on
                              I was playing my role as a 17 year old girl.

                              I assumed that they won't be typing like I am now and that they will be much more sloppier.

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                              • Pink Mist
                                Pro
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 921

                                #120
                                Re: omegle.com

                                They obviously don't like old people:

                                Connecting to server...

                                Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

                                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                                A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

                                Stranger: hi

                                You: Hey

                                Stranger: asl

                                You: 65,m,Canada (I'm not really 65)

                                You: you?

                                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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