omegle.com

[Brandwin]

Got this from another site and it's a good way to waste time. Post your transcript.

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Howdy

Stranger: ahoy

Stranger: how goes it

You: good

You: and you?

You: where you from?

Stranger: uk, u

You: I am from Texas and I need to vent

Stranger: go ahead transatlantic brother

You: you sure?

You: some jerks on here

You: so you never know

Stranger: preach it

You: my fiancee cheated on me

Stranger: dayum

You: we are supposed to get married in a week

You: everything is paid for

You: 16 thousand, gone

You: sad thing is... it was my own brother

Stranger: freedom from a cheating hussy is priceless

Stranger: oh ****

Stranger: no words of comfort for that

You: and he is 9. Although he is hung a lot more then I am. We have different dads. My dad had a small one too and my mom left him because of it.

You: Yeah, sucks

Stranger: /b/tard

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Joey P]

Re: omegle.com

That place is nuts...LOL.

Too bad you really cant post what is said on here, exciting moments!!!

[Brandwin]

Re: omegle.com

From another message board

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: conficker c installing...
You: 17%
You: 29%
Stranger: can't you do it faster?
You: buffering...
You: 53%
You: 61%
You: 75%
You: 82%
You: 89%
Stranger: c'mon
You: 94%
You: 97%
You: 99%
You: AWOOGA AWOOGA YOUR COMPUTER HAS AIDS
You: CPUAIDS
You: AWOOGA
You: AWOOGA
You: AWOOGA
You: CPUAIDS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[headrulz101]

Re: omegle.com

LOL. I stole you conficker worm strategy.

Stranger: Greetings
You: conficker worm now installing...
Stranger: I am sebastion, i am from yorkshire in england
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pfunk880]

Re: omegle.com

Seems like a dumb site to me.

LOL at whoever gave this thread one-star.

EDIT: I did find this funny, though, from a comment in the omegle blog:

this was the first time using omegle and i get a message telling me that i have been logged as being lewd...what's with this?

Stranger: This is Leif from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your final warning.

Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.

The authorities will contact you within 48-72 hours. Respect the chat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Boucher]

Re: omegle.com

Stranger: hi
You: are you a molester
Stranger: my names chester
You: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa some guy wants to touch me
Stranger: are you chris hansen

[Stumbleweed]

Re: omegle.com

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: working... wasting time.. so fine
You: yourself?
Stranger: Not bad. have the day off
Stranger: relaxin
You: that's always good... nothing like the monotony of a 9-5 though
Stranger: i hear you. I work nights and weekends so i get time off in the most boring time of the week
You: yeah, I used to do that when I worked restaurants... makes it kinda hard to hang out with people, but it's sorta cool being able to take care of business during the day
You: go to the god damned DMV and stuff like that ha
Stranger: yea. no lines
Stranger: gaotta get things done
You: yeah, I love being able to go out for lunch and just sit there and take my time instead of looking at my watch
Stranger: yep
Stranger: slaves to the clock
You: or have a beer with lunch... can't do that when you're working.. well, at least not without being a) ashamed of yourself b) a terrible alcoholic
Stranger: Yea. Its been years sence i was in the Bud for brunch bunch.
You: you also miss all the horrible daytime TV... that's a good way to stay on the pulse of America, see what the unemployed are watching..
Stranger: Judge Judy can sit and spin.
Stranger: The price is right in ok sometimes
You: haha, but that Marilyn Milian can get it any time
Stranger: I hear that
You: Drew Carey is gonna look the same until he's 80... that's the Price is Right curse
Stranger: heh
You: And then he'll have a stroke and be all creepy like Dick Clark but still look the same
Stranger: Bob Barker did not quit. He turned into a fine dust one day.
You: I like to think that a pack of neutered dogs took their revenge
You: and then CBS hid the evidence
Stranger: Interesting theory...
Stranger: The animal testicles gave him his eternal youth.
You: Yes, he was clearly harvesting them for a nefarious purpose. It's all so clear to me now.
Stranger: We need to blow this story wide open
Stranger: The newspaper with both phones!
You: The FBI has to raid his house... they'll surely find a mountain of dog balls
You: under a tarp or something
Stranger: Bob all wild eyed on top of the pile in only a robe.
You: And probably the body of at least one of the Price Is Right girls that he accidentally killed over the years
Stranger: yelling "PLINKO"
Stranger: trying to load as many of the balls onto his catamaran before the raid.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

I didn't know I can make up so much bullshiit...

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: chillin in a bboy stance

Stranger: you?

You: just fine

Stranger: where are you from

You: far away

You: you?

Stranger: very close

You: nice, so you're close to me but I'm far away

You: that's cool

Stranger: the magic of the world wide web

You: yep!

Stranger: we're away but close in the meantime

You: true

Stranger: that's so metaphysic

You: welcome to the internet era

Stranger: what is your job?

You: I'm a Dr

You: you?

Stranger: i'm a journalist

You: cool

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: you too

Stranger: do you like Scrubs, the tv show?

You: umm not really, watched it once and it didn't make me laugh...funny eh?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: are you a surgeon?

You: I'm a brain surgeon, I'm moving brainwashing from people's brains

Stranger: do you work for the pentagone?

You: only on weekends

You: the rest of the week i work for myself

Stranger: that's exciting

You: sometimes

Stranger: do you brainwash people in guantamo?

You: no, I'm removing people's brainwashing

Stranger: what's brainwashing?

Stranger: ok so give people their brain back?

You: what the media does to you...I cure what you guys cause...haha

Stranger: oooooh

Stranger: like a Shrink?

Stranger: got it now

You: no, look:

You: we aactually remove it on a surgery. we found where brainwashing is at...you can see it

You: amazing, isn't it?

Stranger: i didnt see anything

You: that's because you never opened anyone's head

You: I can assure you it's there

Stranger: damn it's scaring

Stranger: something i can't see

Stranger: you from the other side of the matrixx?

You: yes, we found out the brainwashing conquers the rear left part of the brain, you can see it on X-Ray

You: we actually had only 2 surgeries liek that, it's new

You: I need to prepare for another surgery now. It was nice talking to you. Don't tell anyone on the media about it, ok my man?

[MizzouBravesFan]

Re: omegle.com

Ooooookkkkk....

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How's it going?
Stranger: fine, i want u to ask a question ^^
You: ask
Stranger: u are not from germany i guess?
You: that would be accurate
Stranger: k nice
Stranger: so
Stranger: what is the first thing u think about when u hear germany?
You: BEER
You: ...or Hitler
Stranger: y hitler i was in an international room today with 20 different countries
Stranger: and there was this question to all with alle of the countries
Stranger: everyone but one said
Stranger: hitler
Stranger: and one thought
Stranger: that germans are all nazis
Stranger: still
You: LOL

[SuperBowlNachos]

Re: omegle.com

So far I have encountered a guy who wanted my bank account #, and a guy who asked for nude pics when I told him I was 14/f

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

I also encountered someone who started by telling me Hitler was right, and finished the conversation by saying sorry for him being racist. I managed to educate one person, it was well worth it.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Stranger: Hi .. I am a Brazilian man. Looking for women to chat on MSN using the cam. For virtual sex. Would you like? I have 20 cm p****, and love seeing naked woman in cam.
Are you female? You can add me on MSN, please?,

You have disconnected.

That conversation didn't start well...

[Trevytrev11]

Re: omegle.com

That conversation didn't start well...

hmmm....take 20 cm divide by 2.54...the guy should be in brazilian gay porn.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

hmmm....take 20 cm divide by 2.54...the guy should be in brazilian gay porn.

No lie! That site is full of Brazilians. I talked to at least 4...haha.

[jct32]

Re: omegle.com

Talking to one right now.