This is why you're Jason Statham.

[eDotd]

We’ve borrowed the viralest format on the web and injected it with an undiluted strain of awesome in order to pay tribute to our favorite semi-bald action star prior to the release of what will probably come to be known as the Jason Statham of Jason Statham movies. This is why you’re Jason Statham:

Hippies can’t handle your extreme taglines!


You always keep your eyes on the road!



No photo opportunity is too ****ing random!

http://nextround.net/2009/04/13/this-is-why-youre-jason-statham/

[trobinson97]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

You're the Michael Jordan of sword fighting.


That's too funny.

Jason Statham is the man btw.

[Adam Dayton]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

His name to my is synomymous with boring rougly cut relatively low budget action movies with hackneyed names (to the point where you literally overlook them and don't let your brain process) that bore me to death that barely hang around in the theaters, make a mediocre profit, and then get released to dvd within three months of release. He is just so.....boring.

[Boucher]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

Jason Statham is my Chuck Norris

[Kully]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

You're the Michael Jordan of sword fighting.

haha that's awesome

[ezekiel55]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

His name to my is synomymous with boring rougly cut relatively low budget action movies with hackneyed names (to the point where you literally overlook them and don't let your brain process) that bore me to death that barely hang around in the theaters, make a mediocre profit, and then get released to dvd within three months of release. He is just so.....boring.

At one point he was knockin out great roles like Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch...I'm not a fan of his mindless action films, but I sure as hell dont knock him for getting paid.

[Adam Dayton]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

At one point he was knockin out great roles like Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch...I'm not a fan of his mindless action films, but I sure as hell dont knock him for getting paid.

Ahhh! Guy Ritchie films!!!! I forgot about those. You sir just took his boringness to an entirely different level. Sweet lord all mighty, this guy is so boring!

[Adam Dayton]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

He even looks boring. Totally forgetful non movie star face that is half geicko caveman, half ******** Bruce Willis, and 3/4ths....boring, interchangable and forgetful! 80 percent of all the movies he's ever starred in look more at home as spoof films on a Billboard in a GTA game.

[ExtremeGamer]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

Jason Statham = Jean Claude Van Damme/Steven Segal

[Adam Dayton]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

Sweet mother Mary. A list of all the films he's ever been in.

Note: All of these are bargain bin borefests you'd find in some store for four dollars, and you would just throw them down because you realize four dollars can also buy a pack of condoms and a Hawaiin Punch.-

1. The Brazilian Job (2011) (announced) .... Handsome Rob

1. The Mechanic (2010) (pre-production) (rumored)
2. The Expendables (2010) (filming) .... Lee Christmas
3. 13 (2010) (post-production) .... Jasper
4. Crank: High Voltage (2009) .... Chev Chelios
   ... aka Crank 2 (USA: alternative title)
5. Transporter 3 (2008) .... Frank Martin
   ... aka Le transporteur 3 (France)
6. Death Race (2008) .... Jensen Ames
7. The Bank Job (2008) .... Terry Leather
8. War (2007) .... Crawford
   ... aka Rogue Assassin (Australia) (Hong Kong: English title) (Philippines: English title) (Singapore: English title) (South Africa: English title)
9. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) .... Farmer
   ... aka Schwerter des Königs - Dungeon Siege (Germany)
10. Crank (2006) .... Chev Chelios
11. The Pink Panther (2006) (uncredited) .... Yves Gluant
12. Chaos (2005/II) .... Det. Quentin Conners
    ... aka Hit & Blast (Malaysia: English title)
13. Revolver (2005/I) .... Jake
14. London (2005) .... Bateman
15. Transporter 2 (2005) .... Frank Martin
    ... aka Le transporteur II (France)
16. Cellular (2004) .... Ethan
    ... aka Final Call - Wenn er auflegt, muss sie sterben (Germany: DVD title)
17. Collateral (2004) .... Airport Man
18. Call of Duty (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Sgt. Waters
19. The Italian Job (2003) .... Handsome Rob
    ... aka Braquage à l'italienne (France)
20. Red Faction II (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Shrike
21. The Transporter (2002) .... Frank Martin
    ... aka Le transporteur (France)
22. Mean Machine (2001) .... Monk
23. The One (2001) .... MVA Agent Evan Funsch
    ... aka Jet Li's The One (UK)
24. Ghosts of Mars (2001) .... Sgt. Jericho Butler
    ... aka John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (USA: complete title)
25. Turn It Up (2000) .... Mr. B
26. Snatch. (2000) .... Turkish
27. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) .... Bacon
    ... aka Two Smoking Barrels (USA)

[ExtremeGamer]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

I loved Bank Job. Liked Italian Job a lot. Crank and Cellular were both fun. After that...bleh.

[jmood88]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

Jason Statham just doesn't give a damn about his career. I'm waiting for his next movie to be "**** Blows Up and Statham Drives Fast".

[ExtremeGamer]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

Jason Statham just doesn't give a damn about his career. I'm waiting for his next movie to be "**** Blows Up and Statham Drives Fast".

Don't forget he takes his shirt off for no specific reason during a fight scene.

[DubTrey1]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

I liked Snatch - and he was in Mean Machine... A UK soccer flick that was similar to the longest yard. He was the crazy goalie in that and it was a good flick.

[daflyboys]

Re: This is why you're Jason Statham.

He's good in an ensemble cast. That's why Snatch was great.