This is why you're Jason Statham.

[jmood88]

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Don't forget he takes his shirt off for no specific reason during a fight scene.

lol yeah you can't keep that out.

[Adam Dayton]

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And of course the obligatory scene where he protects Rosa Parks from a team of robot mutant ninja zombies trying to force her into the back of the bus. All the while doing so fighting off the preliminary cardial arrythmic contactions after being infected with a rare strain of HRK-751, a goverenment tested super virus giving the infected host only 24 hours to live upon injection. With of course, one misplaced side effect, the injected party has an inexplicable bout of adrenaline that persists up until the time of death.

[superjames1992]

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I loved Bank Job. Liked Italian Job a lot. Crank and Cellular were both fun. After that...bleh.

Bank Job was awesome. I liked Transporter I and II a lot, too, but Transporter III was "bleh" to me.

[eDotd]

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Lol @ the responses

[cooldude]

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Ahhh! Guy Ritchie films!!!! I forgot about those. You sir just took his boringness to an entirely different level. Sweet lord all mighty, this guy is so boring!

I think "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock.." would disagree with you

[ezekiel55]

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I think "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock.." would disagree with you

At one point he was knockin out great roles like Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch...I'm not a fan of his mindless action films, but I sure as hell dont knock him for getting paid.

[trobinson97]

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I ain't mad at Mr. Statham at all. At worst he's the UK version of Seagal, at best Bruce Willis.

[The Chef]

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He even looks boring. Totally forgetful non movie star face that is half geicko caveman, half ******** Bruce Willis, and 3/4ths....boring, interchangable and forgetful! 80 percent of all the movies he's ever starred in look more at home as spoof films on a Billboard in a GTA game.

So your saying you dont like him? Im confused since youve only posted in here something like 5-6 times saying the same things over and over again. For the record Im no Statham fan but instead of blasting him over and over for anything that comes to mind I can just say I dont like him and move on.

[pfunk880]

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I ain't mad at Mr. Statham at all. At worst he's the UK version of Seagal, at best Bruce Willis.

He's much closer to Seagal.

So your saying you dont like him? Im confused since youve only posted in here something like 5-6 times saying the same things over and over again. For the record Im no Statham fan but instead of blasting him over and over for anything that comes to mind I can just say I dont like him and move on.

[Adam Dayton]

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So your saying you dont like him? Im confused since youve only posted in here something like 5-6 times saying the same things over and over again. For the record Im no Statham fan but instead of blasting him over and over for anything that comes to mind I can just say I dont like him and move on.

I'm venting my frustration for seeing his ugly bald mug every other time I turn on the television or look in a newspaper. I don't think I've ever spoken his name before in real life. This forum has given me my much needed opportunity to vent.

[Adam Dayton]

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I think "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock.." would disagree with you

Two boring British movies where the characters speak in unintelligible accents. They are actually are the two quintessential films to prove my point.

[The Chef]

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I'm venting my frustration for seeing his ugly bald mug every other time I turn on the television or look in a newspaper. I don't think I've ever spoken his name before in real life. This forum has given me my much needed opportunity to vent.

Hey man more power to you as I said Im not a Statham fan but a mindless action movie can be entertaining under the right conditions. I enjoyed Transporter and I could stomach Transporter 2 but I havent seen 3 yet so I cant comment there. I never saw Lock, Stock or Snatch so I cant say anything about those either. Crank was entertaining to a degree but the new one looks terrible but I have to admit that I will check it out anyways if for nothing more then a good laugh. I was just poking fun at you man, dont take it personal.

[Porschebenz2001]

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Two boring British movies where the characters speak in unintelligible accents. They are actually are the two quintessential films to prove my point.

Wow if you hate him so much why'd you sit through those 2 movies? Obviously you've seen some of his other stuff too. And as other people said I thought Bank Job was good. I liked Transporter and could sit through Death Race and Cellular. Italian Job was also good.

You seriously have a problem understanding what every character speaks? If you are gonna point out Pitt and the pikeys well that was the point. And Snatch boring, come on. Seriously what about Snatch is boring to you? The entire plot of the movie is the constant action and random events. Whatever, to each his own I guess.

[Alliball]

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I'm venting my frustration for seeing his ugly bald mug every other time I turn on the television or look in a newspaper. I don't think I've ever spoken his name before in real life. This forum has given me my much needed opportunity to vent.

Well it's a darn good thing "Cool Movie Guy" made it. It's a good thing your posts are (the word you were looking or was) forgettable.

[Adam Dayton]

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Wow if you hate him so much why'd you sit through those 2 movies? Obviously you've seen some of his other stuff too. And as other people said I thought Bank Job was good. I liked Transporter and could sit through Death Race and Cellular. Italian Job was also good.

You seriously have a problem understanding what every character speaks? If you are gonna point out Pitt and the pikeys well that was the point. And Snatch boring, come on. Seriously what about Snatch is boring to you? The entire plot of the movie is the constant action and random events. Whatever, to each his own I guess.

Since when does one have to sit through an entire movie to notice that everyone speaks in thick British accents and that the movie is boring? First of all, my sentiments represent a hackneyed complaint amongst all Guy Ritchie movies. Late night shows have even spoofed this fact, so it's not like what I feel is an anomly.

What part of my previous posts gave you any indication i've seen other movies of his? I didn't realize that if movies have action in them they can't be boring, thank you for enlightening me to this fact. I am going to rent Power Rangers: Turbo when I get home.