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  • jnofx
    My Head Hurts
    • Mar 2009
    • 975

    #181
    Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

    Alright, I created that thread so that we can stay on topic here. Please post your stories over there, guys. I wanna check 'em out.

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    • GAMEC0CK2002
      Stayin Alive
      • Aug 2002
      • 10384

      #182
      Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

      Originally posted by TheMatrix31
      God, I don't even know where I'd begin with cockblock stories.

      We had a whole ROSTER of "cockblockers", complete with jersey numbers for the chicks in HS. We used to call them the Cleveland Browns. C-B. ****-block. Everytime someone got cockblocked, we'd go "Touchdown, Browns!"

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      • jnofx
        My Head Hurts
        • Mar 2009
        • 975

        #183
        Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

        So I just brainstormed the perfect scenario for Matrix. Hook up with the girl, (it's inevitable ) then date her for a while. Then propose to her, get married, ride it out for a year or two, and divorce her. Then take half of the sandwich business in the messy legal battle that will inevitably follow! Cha-ching! Those delicious sandwiches become Matrix's delicious sammiches!!

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        • GAMEC0CK2002
          Stayin Alive
          • Aug 2002
          • 10384

          #184
          Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

          Originally posted by jnofx
          So I just brainstormed the perfect scenario for Matrix. Hook up with the girl, (it's inevitable ) then date her for a while. Then propose to her, get married, ride it out for a year or two, and divorce her. Then take half of the sandwich business in the messy legal battle that will inevitably follow! Cha-ching! Those delicious sandwiches become Matrix's delicious sammiches!!
          So you want him to K-Fed her?

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          • jnofx
            My Head Hurts
            • Mar 2009
            • 975

            #185
            Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

            Exactly. Like it or not, we all know K-Fed keeps his pimp-hand strong.

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            • legendkiller5
              The Lord of #Hashtags
              • Jun 2008
              • 7731

              #186
              Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

              Originally posted by jnofx
              Exactly. Like it or not, we all know K-Fed keeps his pimp-hand strong.
              Of course he does. It would have to be with all that ******' off he has to do now, right?
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              • mKoz26
                In case you forgot...
                • Jan 2009
                • 4685

                #187
                Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                Originally posted by legendkiller5
                Of course he does. It would have to be with all that ******' off he has to do now, right?


                Would that make you (I mean you, specifically) better at high fives as well?
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                Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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                • legendkiller5
                  The Lord of #Hashtags
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 7731

                  #188
                  Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                  Originally posted by mKoz26


                  Would that make you (I mean you, specifically) better at high fives as well?
                  Rice Owls - Houston Astros/Dynamo/Rockets/Texans - Arsenal - PSG

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                  • jnofx
                    My Head Hurts
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 975

                    #189
                    Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                    Originally posted by legendkiller5
                    Of course he does. It would have to be with all that ******' off he has to do now, right?
                    He's probably got enough D-List celeb status that he can pull some tail. May not be quality tail, but it's better than a date with Rosy Palms.

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                    • legendkiller5
                      The Lord of #Hashtags
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 7731

                      #190
                      Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                      Originally posted by jnofx
                      He's probably got enough D-List celeb status that he can pull some tail. May not be quality tail, but it's better than a date with Rosy Palms.
                      True, you know most dudes don't care as long as it has the one vital part.
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                      • Po Pimp
                        MVP
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 2255

                        #191
                        Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                        I'll let yall be the judge of this one...

                        I remember I used to work with this chick. I had been there a few months longer than her, as she was from a temp agency while I was permanent. She was decent looking, although a bit taller than I would have liked (same height as me) and older (I was around 24 at the time, while she had to have been in her mid 30s).

                        I guess I could chalk it as her simply being nice to me, but she would always stop by my desk to talk to me, eat lunch with me sometimes, and she would wait on me sometimes when we left work.

                        The only reason I never pursued her like that is because I don't mess with chicks from the job, plus she was engaged as well. I guess she was just being nice, but I probably still could have pulled her. Should I have tried anyway?

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                        • GAMEC0CK2002
                          Stayin Alive
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 10384

                          #192
                          Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                          Originally posted by Po Pimp
                          I'll let yall be the judge of this one...

                          I remember I used to work with this chick. I had been there a few months longer than her, as she was from a temp agency while I was permanent. She was decent looking, although a bit taller than I would have liked (same height as me) and older (I was around 24 at the time, while she had to have been in her mid 30s).


                          I guess I could chalk it as her simply being nice to me, but she would always stop by my desk to talk to me, eat lunch with me sometimes, and she would wait on me sometimes when we left work.

                          The only reason I never pursued her like that is because I don't mess with chicks from the job, plus she was engaged as well. I guess she was just being nice, but I probably still could have pulled her. Should I have tried anyway?
                          Ummm...she was engaged .

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                          • DGuinta1
                            MVP
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 2706

                            #193
                            Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                            Unfortunately I can say yes, I usually need a ton of bricks to fall on my head.
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                            • bgeno
                              MVP
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 4321

                              #194
                              Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                              I just wanted to resurrect this one because of a story I have... i don't know if it's necessarily a missed hint, but a good story nonetheless...


                              I just got back to campus the other day for the spring semester, my last at Penn State. I went Saturday night to my buddy's to pre-game with him and his housemates before heading out to a bar/club. It was me, my buddy, his new male roommate, his two female roommate and their female friend. I knew everyone but his new male roommate and his roommates' friend.

                              We chilled out for about two hours, drinking and chatting. I mainly just talked to his new male roommate that I hadn't met before, but we all pretty much talked and got to know each other a little better. I didn't say too much to the girl I didn't know.

                              Finally, we left to walk to the club. We got there, stood in line for a while, and got in. Still, I had barely talked to the one girl that I didn't know.

                              We get to the club... and my memory is a little hazy at this point... but it ends up that the five of us who went in to the club (everyone except my buddy's new male roommmate) head out on to the dance floor.

                              Almost instantly, the girl I didn't know is all over me. She's dancing crazy and biting my ear and rubbing her hand through my hair and stuff right out on the dance floor. I'm thinking to myself "WTH? I thought for sure my buddy was going to hook up with her." So I was pretty passive and didn't make any move and just went with it because I was so surprised and thought it was too good to be true.

                              Suddenly, this girl just shoves me away from her. And it was an angry shove.

                              My buddy saw it and was like "uh, let's go see *so and so* over there," so I go to leave the floor and she literally reaches around him and douces me with her drink on the dance floor.

                              I was completely confused. I'm like, "this bitch got mad at me because I wouldn't make out with her?" I just tried to let it go and have fun and not worry about her.

                              Well, a few minutes later, my buddy and I are walking to find the rest of our crew on the opposite side of the dance floor and one of the bars, and he tells me how this girl is in a serious relationship. Like, long-term, nearly engaged, moving in together soon serious. So I'm thinking, "OK, I won't try anything then. Not worth the hassle."

                              We meet up with the three girls, then head back out on the dance floor. Once again, this girl is all over me. Big time. This time, I say "screw it" and go in for the kiss. Either she didn't see it coming or she didn't want it, because she didn't kiss back.

                              So we dance a little more and she's like "turn around." So I turn around, turn back to her and say "What?"

                              The bitch SLAPS me in the face. I stood there astonished.

                              "Look behind you," she said. So I looked back and saw that her friend (my buddy's roommate) was behind me.

                              Girl slaps me AGAIN. I'm still just totally confused. I was like "Yep, there's your friend." So, she hit me again.

                              "Dance with her," she said.

                              I was like "Why? I want to dance with you." And, of course, she hit me again.

                              Finally, my buddy saw this happening and pull me off the floor and we went home.



                              I had never experienced anything like that. I know I was an idiot for standing there and letting her slap me again and again, but I was drunk and just so confused as to why she was hitting me. I didn't understand... lol

                              My only guess is that she liked me and wanted to hook up but got pissed because she'd be cheating on the dude she was with, so she got pissed and took it out on me.
                              Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
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                              • TheMatrix31
                                RF
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 52931

                                #195
                                Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                                .....what the ****?

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