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  • The GIGGAS
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    • Mar 2003
    • 28474

    #196
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by matt8204
    A girl who was a friend of mine told me that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was too nice. Two weeks later, I heard her bitching about not being able to find a good guy; that they were either gay or taken. Hoo-boy...
    Lots of girls have that idiocity.
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    • Gibbz
      All Star
      • Aug 2005
      • 8240

      #197
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      Originally posted by USF11
      "Oh man, I think I stepped in the cats dog food."
      For some reason this really makes me laugh.

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      • pfunk880
        MVP
        • Jul 2004
        • 4452

        #198
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        Overheard two girls talking about getting a fake ID... one girl to the other: "What year do I have to be born in to be 21?"
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        • Moses Shuttlesworth
          AB>
          • Aug 2006
          • 9435

          #199
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          Originally posted by pfunk880
          Overheard two girls talking about getting a fake ID... one girl to the other: "What year do I have to be born in to be 21?"
          HAHAA no way. Can't be.

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          • legendkiller5
            The Lord of #Hashtags
            • Jun 2008
            • 7731

            #200
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            Originally posted by matt8204
            A girl who was a friend of mine told me that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was too nice. Two weeks later, I heard her bitching about not being able to find a good guy; that they were either gay or taken. Hoo-boy...
            Typical.
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            • ProjectRipCity
              Banned
              • Aug 2008
              • 2395

              #201
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              "Why cant dogs or cats go to Church?"

              My response

              "They cant open the door"

              It sounds like a deeper meaning, but I was hungover so I gave my brutally honest opinion.

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              • Mo
                SSN
                • May 2003
                • 11425

                #202
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                "And the Golden Globe for Best Drama Picture goes to, Avatar"
                Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                • bgeno
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 4321

                  #203
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  Originally posted by pfunk880
                  Overheard two girls talking about getting a fake ID... one girl to the other: "What year do I have to be born in to be 21?"
                  Originally posted by Moses Shuttlesworth
                  HAHAA no way. Can't be.
                  Uh, I don't really think that's too bad. I ask people to do simple math for me all the time. I DESPISE math, and I don't do it any more, so I'm not really good at it. If someone else can figure it out for me with no trouble, I don't want to waste my time figuring it out for myself.
                  Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
                  How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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                  • Buckeyes_Doc
                    In Dalton I Trust
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 11918

                    #204
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    Originally posted by bgeno
                    Uh, I don't really think that's too bad. I ask people to do simple math for me all the time. I DESPISE math, and I don't do it any more, so I'm not really good at it. If someone else can figure it out for me with no trouble, I don't want to waste my time figuring it out for myself.
                    Yeah i agree I've heard people say that a lot. In any convenient store or sports bar or something it will have a date and say not to serve cigarettes or alcohol unless born after this date.
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                    • pfunk880
                      MVP
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 4452

                      #205
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Originally posted by bgeno
                      Uh, I don't really think that's too bad. I ask people to do simple math for me all the time. I DESPISE math, and I don't do it any more, so I'm not really good at it. If someone else can figure it out for me with no trouble, I don't want to waste my time figuring it out for myself.
                      Come on, if you can't take the year and subtract 21, you probably don't deserve a fake ID.
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                      • Gibbz
                        All Star
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 8240

                        #206
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Originally posted by pfunk880
                        Come on, if you can't take the year and subtract 21, you probably don't deserve a fake ID.
                        Agreed. I'm a weak math student, but that's just being lazy.

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                        • MassNole
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 18848

                          #207
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          Originally posted by bgeno
                          Uh, I don't really think that's too bad. I ask people to do simple math for me all the time. I DESPISE math, and I don't do it any more, so I'm not really good at it. If someone else can figure it out for me with no trouble, I don't want to waste my time figuring it out for myself.
                          But this is basic subtraction that a 3rd Grader could be expected to do.....

                          I'll help out the slow folks...

                          2010 - 21 = 1989

                          You're on your own for the date.

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                          • bgeno
                            MVP
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 4321

                            #208
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by pfunk880
                            Come on, if you can't take the year and subtract 21, you probably don't deserve a fake ID.
                            Originally posted by ABrooks111
                            Agreed. I'm a weak math student, but that's just being lazy.
                            Originally posted by MassNole
                            But this is basic subtraction that a 3rd Grader could be expected to do.....
                            What I'm saying is that she probably didn't even take time to think about it. Someone probably mentioned fake ID's and her first thought was what year do you need to be born, and she thought it aloud. I do it all the time.
                            Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
                            How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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                            • pfunk880
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 4452

                              #209
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              Originally posted by bgeno
                              What I'm saying is that she probably didn't even take time to think about it. Someone probably mentioned fake ID's and her first thought was what year do you need to be born, and she thought it aloud. I do it all the time.
                              I guess in that context I can see where you're coming from. Maybe you had to be there to actually hear it, because in this case it was very clearly said in a dumb blonde way as opposed to a wondering aloud way.
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                              • bgeno
                                MVP
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 4321

                                #210
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                Originally posted by pfunk880
                                I guess in that context I can see where you're coming from. Maybe you had to be there to actually hear it, because in this case it was very clearly said in a dumb blonde way as opposed to a wondering aloud way.
                                If she had to think about it for longer than 10 seconds and couldn't figure it out, then, yes, I suppose it was pretty dumb... lol

                                I'm just saying, I've had plenty of situations when I've looked to other people for simple math. I was scoring a Penn State hockey game a week and a half ago. I had never done a men's game, so I was a little stressed and wanted to make sure I got everything right. When you score a game in hockey and need to write the time that something occured (goal, penalty, etc.), you always use the time that has elapsed in the period, not what the clock shows... sort of like soccer. A couple of the times I just asked the other people in the scorers box to do the subtraction for me. I knew they could do it quicker, and I'd just get flustered if I tried to do it, knowing that I had a billion other things to worry about.
                                Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
                                How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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