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  • BurghFan
    #BurghProud
    • Jul 2009
    • 10051

    #226
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by jvalverde88
    There is a story my father told me a couple of years ago of how he was playing the Family Feud board game with a few people. It was him and some chick he knew vs my two cousins, the question was what is a animal you keep as a pet. The woman answers and says..........Shark.
    That's actually not as dumb as it may sound. There are some smaller species of shark that people could keep as pets if they had the time and money granted it wouldn't be a very common pet. Also, there are a group of small freshwater fish called commonly called "sharks" because there body shape resembles that of sharks though they are actually related to Carp. I actually used to have a few of these. Here's a picture. The silver and black one is a bala shark while near the bottom right is the tail of my red-tailed black shark (it's tail was actually orange)

    Fish.jpg
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    • Gotmadskillzson
      Live your life
      • Apr 2008
      • 23442

      #227
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      People who refer to women they know online ONLY as their girlfriend or that they are dating them. How can you call somebody you never met, who lives 1,000 miles away your girlfriend ?

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #228
        People say stupid **** at work all the time.



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        • Segagendude
          Banned
          • Aug 2008
          • 7940

          #229
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          True story:

          A couple years ago, the wife and I were at a Packers bar (Wife's a Packers fan) and her friend was showing a brand new Packers blanket still in the clear plastic bag.

          She tells my wife: "I'd love to put this blanket in my baby's crib, but I can't."

          Wife:"Why not?"
          Friend: "Says right here 'keep away from infants. May cause suffocation' ".

          Me: "Umm, Cindy, they're referring to the plastic bag the blanket came in...."

          All: ROTFLOAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Gotmadskillzson
            Live your life
            • Apr 2008
            • 23442

            #230
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            Well nobody said Packers fans were bright........

            ZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • Bighoff
              The Bird is the word
              • Jul 2002
              • 5312

              #231
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              While talking about the Grand Canyon my room mate's chick says, "Why would someone make a huge hole in the ground?" She's not that bright to start with but I just about called her stupid right there. We've both laughed our collective butt's off since she left yesterday.
              I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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              • Gotmadskillzson
                Live your life
                • Apr 2008
                • 23442

                #232
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                As long as she was hot, she can be as stupid as she wants to be, LOL.

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                • BurghFan
                  #BurghProud
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 10051

                  #233
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                  As long as she was hot, she can be as stupid as she wants to be, LOL.
                  That calls for a clip of Jillian from Family Guy, but I don't feel like looking for one right now.
                  Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
                  Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
                  Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
                  Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
                  Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30

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                  • Bighoff
                    The Bird is the word
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 5312

                    #234
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    As long as she was hot, she can be as stupid as she wants to be, LOL.
                    She is not hot by any means and she almost weighs more then I do and I'm pushing 270 again.
                    I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #235
                      Originally posted by jnes12eaglesfan
                      In public speaking, we had to give a 1 minute impromptu speech, meaning we just go up and talk about a subject off the top of our heads.


                      This one kid gets up and literally says and I quote: "Cruises are really fun. One time I went on a cruise and... I know sometimes people fall off of cruise ships, but you should go on one."


                      And that was it
                      That is funny.

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                      • USF11
                        C*rr*ntly *n L*f* T*lt
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 4245

                        #236
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        My girlfriend telling me I can't buy a plasma TV cause they are bad for the environment.
                        "Good music transcends all physical limits, it's more then something you hear, it's something that you feel, when the author, experience, and passion is real" - Murs (And this is for)

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                        • ~LiverpoolRed~
                          YNWA
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 10755

                          #237
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          Originally posted by Segagendude
                          True story:

                          A couple years ago, the wife and I were at a Packers bar (Wife's a Packers fan) and her friend was showing a brand new Packers blanket still in the clear plastic bag.

                          She tells my wife: "I'd love to put this blanket in my baby's crib, but I can't."

                          Wife:"Why not?"
                          Friend: "Says right here 'keep away from infants. May cause suffocation' ".

                          Me: "Umm, Cindy, they're referring to the plastic bag the blanket came in...."

                          All: ROTFLOAO!!!!!!!!!!!
                          That's a funny one!

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                          • Bellsprout
                            Hard Times.
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 25652

                            #238
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                            Well nobody said Packers fans were bright........

                            ZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                            Originally posted by l3ulvl
                            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                            • Scottdau
                              Banned
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 32580

                              #239
                              Originally posted by Segagendude
                              True story:

                              A couple years ago, the wife and I were at a Packers bar (Wife's a Packers fan) and her friend was showing a brand new Packers blanket still in the clear plastic bag.

                              She tells my wife: "I'd love to put this blanket in my baby's crib, but I can't."

                              Wife:"Why not?"
                              Friend: "Says right here 'keep away from infants. May cause suffocation' ".

                              Me: "Umm, Cindy, they're referring to the plastic bag the blanket came in...."

                              All: ROTFLOAO!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Is Cindy blond?

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                              • WazzuRC
                                Go Cougs!
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 5617

                                #240
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                Can't remember if I put this here or not, but after Sean Taylor was murdered my fiancee asked me "Who is Sean Taylor?"

                                I told her he was a NFL player, a pro bowler. She turned to me and says "He was a football player and a professional bowler?"

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