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  • ESPNdeportes
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 3459

    #76
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by bsb13
    One time back in middle school when baggy pants were in style some dude asked me..."Why do you wear pants that fit you perfect".
    hahahahah
    "You can not ensure success, but you can deserve it." - John Quincy Adams

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    • J.R. Locke
      Banned
      • Nov 2004
      • 4137

      #77
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      Originally posted by Jackdog
      Some of you seenm to have forgot the TOS applies in this forum. Posts on Race,Religion and Politics are a TOS violations.
      Yes. That removes my dumbest comment to the 544th dumbest comment I have ever heard.

      "Why doesn't a dime bag cost a dime?"

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      • Jistic
        Hall Of Fame
        • Mar 2003
        • 16405

        #78
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        My wife has many. One of my fav's was when driving to my parents house she commented on the trees and how their branches seemed to grow around the power lines, "How do the trees know how to do that?"


        It took me 5 minutes to figure out if she was serious or not. She also told me the sun sets in the East the other day. That's my girl!
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        • ProfessaPackMan
          Bamma
          • Mar 2008
          • 63852

          #79
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          "Bobby Simmons is a scoring threat."
          #RespectTheCulture

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          • 19
            Chaos Theory
            • Aug 2008
            • 8859

            #80
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            A buddy of mine went to college in Virginia and met this girl there. The first time he brought her back to the Chicago area, she was driving and starting freaking out. He asks her what the problem is, she says, "I don't know which lane to go into!" He asks why, she says, "Do I go in Manual or Automatic?? I have a stickshift, so what do I do?!?" Of course she was referring to the toll lanes, mind you this was the late 90s, long before the I-pass lanes were introduced. Apparently she had never seen a toll road before. Long story short, it still gets brought up at times. Always funny, ALWAYS.

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            • Sandman42
              Hall Of Fame
              • Aug 2004
              • 15186

              #81
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              Yesterday when I was watching the PSU/Northwestern game my roomate asks me where Northwestern is. So I told him its just outside of Chicago. Then he says, "Oh, so its in Michigan."
              Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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              • Buckeyes_Doc
                In Dalton I Trust
                • Jan 2009
                • 11918

                #82
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                "With the 3rd overall pick of the 1999 NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select Akili Smith."
                Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                • BoomerSooner11
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 2203

                  #83
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  I had to go to this play for a class, and a classmate of mine was there with her boyfriend, she introduced me to him and I asked him if he went here and he said no he was in pest control. Randomly he won't stop striking up conversations with me, which I didn't care at that point, but then he goes on to say that he used to know Kendall Hunter and played football with him. He told me Hunter used to be like obese and had no initiative. I told him, well a lot of things have changed obviously, he is a solid back for the Pokes and I haven't heard anything about him showing his ***.

                  He goes on talking down Hunter, and finally I said, " I don't know what your trying to tell me, he had to have been great in high school or else he wouldn't be starting on a pretty good team." He goes on to say..and I quote.." That's what pisses me off, I could be where he's at right now..preppin' myself for the NFL, I know I could make it, you have no idea how much of a beast mode I get into when I put on that helmet"...

                  I looked at him..started to laugh a little bit, and from the look on his face...he was totally serious. I got up... and left, that was one of the most asinine things I have ever heard out of a human being.
                  11-2

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                  • Rexis
                    Y.N.W.A
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2504

                    #84
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    One of my friends in my chemistry class (high school) was arguing with this other dude

                    GUY#1: he is not white, he's European
                    GUY#2: i know, but Europeans are white tho
                    GUY #1: white Americans are white, Europeans are not
                    GUY#2: what are they then?
                    GUY#1; they are Europeans, oh so because hispanics look like white people they are white?

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                    • DC
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 17996

                      #85
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Originally posted by matt8204
                      Along the same lines; "How much is a 99-cent cheeseburger?"

                      Maybe he is asking how much it comes up to WITH tax :wink:
                      Concrete evidence/videos please

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                      • SuperBowlNachos
                        All Star
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 10218

                        #86
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        My friend plays CoD MW on one of those old style big screens tvs that is just a big box, it's really dark and you have to be completely center with it to see. He plays on 360 with composite cables.

                        We went to my friends house who has a $1300 47" 1080p TV with a ps3 on HDMI and played the same game

                        He is now convinced that the 360 sucks and the ps3 is far and away the better system.

                        His exact words, "guys ps3 is better I seen it myself"

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                        • Buckeyes_Doc
                          In Dalton I Trust
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 11918

                          #87
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          Originally posted by olliethebum85
                          My friend plays CoD MW on one of those old style big screens tvs that is just a big box, it's really dark and you have to be completely center with it to see. He plays on 360 with composite cables.

                          We went to my friends house who has a $1300 47" 1080p TV with a ps3 on HDMI and played the same game

                          He is now convinced that the 360 sucks and the ps3 is far and away the better system.

                          His exact words, "guys ps3 is better I seen it myself"
                          Lol, idiot.
                          Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                          • Ruffy
                            MVP
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1516

                            #88
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Anyone that says...

                            "Have a nice Life."
                            Former Bison, Argonaut, TSN and Sportsnet employee.
                            Gaming since the days of the NES, Atari and Intellivision.
                            Lifelong Hartford Whaler fan.

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                            • sva91
                              MVP
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 2019

                              #89
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              A girl I worked with told me she never drank water.. she said something along the lines of.."They say you need water to survive, but I drink Kool Aid and sodas all the time and Im still here." HAHA

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                              • qpc123
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 3773

                                #90
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                When I managed the local sporting goods store, a lady game in looking for a left handed basketball, and go angry when I told her that there weren't special balls for lefty's.
                                "You come at the King, you best not miss..."

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