What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

[TheLetterZ]

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Beauregard.

[countryboy]

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Beauregard.

ehh....doesn't ring a bell.

[legendkiller5]

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When the usually well-medicated Lou Holtz proclaimed Notre Dame would finish undefeated and go to the National Championship and that Florida would upset them.

[mKoz26]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

2:24 - 2:28

America sucks.

[ehh]

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Man one of my boys went to FSU and moved back up north after college. Two chicks came up to visit him one weekend, this was probably five years ago now, and they...

A) Did not think wells were real (like well water)
B) Thought Boston was south of New York
C) Thought Boston and NYC were 20 minutes away from each other
D) Though lightening bugs weren't real, but made up by Disney.

[bsb13]

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I just seen this in someones sig lol

"Hahahahahah u idiot! U might have died.... Don't yew know homeless people r like hobos! U would have died"

[Gibbz]

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"Dude, did you know only 4% of Canada is Christian and 80% is Wiccan or some ****?"

"Why were you listening to 2pac, the worst rapper ever? People only think he's good cause he got stabbed."

Both from the same guy. He's my boy, but damn he says some **** that just blows my mind.

[Madman55]

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I just seen this in someones sig lol

"Hahahahahah u idiot! U might have died.... Don't yew know homeless people r like hobos! U would have died"

Haha, that was mine. It's now another stupid quote...

[OSUFan_88]

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"Speak American!"

Some random chick at school.

[VDusen04]

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When you hear that, your brain goes HEY WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT!

Was she riding the horse to school? No she wouldn't be riding the horse to school.

Maybe it was a Polo-Pony, that's it she was on a Polo-Pony Scholarship.

Maybe she sold the horse? Maybe she was betting on it? WHAT THE EFF

Then you realize anyone who went to college would never say anything that stupid in public.

I'm glad someone was able to pick up on that. Solid gold.

[bgeno]

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I'll steal mine from Lewis Black, because I heard he heard someone say it:

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Wrap your head around that one.

When you hear that, your brain goes HEY WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT!

Was she riding the horse to school? No she wouldn't be riding the horse to school.

Maybe it was a Polo-Pony, that's it she was on a Polo-Pony Scholarship.

Maybe she sold the horse? Maybe she was betting on it? WHAT THE EFF

Then you realize anyone who went to college would never say anything that stupid in public.

Don't think about it too long or blood will shoot out your nose.

[DakkoN]

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Another one....

Last night I'm at Pennzoil getting my oil changed. The attendant comes to my car to see which service I wanted and I have a George Strait CD playing with the case in the passenger seat and I'm singing along with the song. The guy comes up and asks.."you like George Strait?"

Bill Engvall made millions of dollars from questions like that.

[Piderman]

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"Alright Raider fans,with the number one pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, The Oakland Raiders select, Jamarcus Russel, Quarterback, LSU" - Roger Goodell

[daflyboys]

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My brother had a good one the other day while on his way to a job site office meeting. He knew he was close, but thought he should call the office as he was a little lost. He reached a lady in the office:

Brother: I know I'm close. I'm near the Burger King. Where do I turn?

Office Lady: The Burger King? Is it on your driver's side right or passenger's side right?

B: (after a long pause) I.... I... don't know what you mean.

[Stroehms]

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My friend arguing with me on who is smarter:

Him: I'm smarter than you.
Me: Noe, you can barely put your socks on.
Him: I read more books.
Me: So?
Him: I read more better than you.
Me: What? More better? That doesn't make sense dude.
Him: Well I done already passed all my english classes.
Me: I think you just proved my point that you are not smarter than me.
Him: That's dumb.