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  • sb24
    MVP
    • Dec 2008
    • 3165

    #166
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by TheMatrix31
    It was a college class.
    Then back to my original comment that I erased. He made it to college

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    • DickDalewood

      #167
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      When I was working at AT&T, I was helping a dad and his two teenage daughters get new phones and resign a new two-year contract.

      While we're finalizing some paperwork, the one daughter is texting. As she's doing so, she looks to her sister and dad and says "I wish there was a way I could just say what I want to text instead of having to type it"





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      Last edited by Guest; 11-29-2009, 08:54 PM.

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      • jnofx
        My Head Hurts
        • Mar 2009
        • 975

        #168
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        Originally posted by DickDalewood
        When I was working at AT&T, I was helping a dad and his two teenage daughters get new phones and resign a new two-year contract.

        While we're finalizing some paperwork, the one daughter is texting. As she's doing so, she looks to her sister and dad and says "I wish there was a way I could just say what I want to text instead of having to type it"





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        Love it. Did her dad immediately back-hand her?

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        • DickDalewood

          #169
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          Lol no but I thought about it.

          We did all start laughing though and her sister said something along the lines of "We can... Its called a phonecall..."

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          • CHIEF61
            Rookie
            • Nov 2009
            • 118

            #170
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            Was she a blonde? lol

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            • Chaos81
              Hall Of Fame
              • Mar 2004
              • 17150

              #171
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              Originally posted by DickDalewood
              As she's doing so, she looks to her sister and dad and says "I wish there was a way I could just say what I want to text instead of having to type it"

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              • OSUFan_88
                Outback Jesus
                • Jul 2004
                • 25642

                #172
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                Originally posted by DickDalewood
                When I was working at AT&T, I was helping a dad and his two teenage daughters get new phones and resign a new two-year contract.

                While we're finalizing some paperwork, the one daughter is texting. As she's doing so, she looks to her sister and dad and says "I wish there was a way I could just say what I want to text instead of having to type it"





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                Sooooooo stupid.
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                Urban Meyer is lol.

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                • adice15
                  MVP
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2161

                  #173
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  idiot at my school: "is today (it was a monday) friday the 13th?" after we all said no, he said "WELL TODAYS THE THIRTEENTH SO IT HAS TO BE TODAY!!!" it was hilarious, cause it wasnt even the thirteenth.

                  same idiot: "whats a hippy?"

                  still the same idiot: "can i finish this tomorrow or is it due today?" my teacher said "you cant do it tomorrow cause its friday" and the idiot replied "and your point is?"

                  i seriously wonder how she passed kindergarten.
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                  • csker7
                    Rookie
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 279

                    #174
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    talking about the military draft in civics class last week. this is honestly the question a kid asked: "can't you get out of being drafted if your alergic to peanut butter?"

                    also, my friend seems to think that i just applied to UC Arizona... if this is the case, then i have just applied to university of california arizona
                    *facepalm*

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                    • jnofx
                      My Head Hurts
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 975

                      #175
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Every time I feel stupid, I come to this thread and give myself a nice ego boost. Seriously, this place makes me feel like a brain surgeon. Thanks, fellas.

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                      • MBFranchise
                        We had subs. It was crazy
                        • May 2009
                        • 1656

                        #176
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Discussing the aftermath of Hurrican Katrina a few years ago in a Comm Class when it hit New Orleans. After talking about one of the defining news events for the decade for about 10 or 15 minutes, one girl looks up, completely serious, and says, "What hurricane?"
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                        • Maize08
                          MVP
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1917

                          #177
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          When talking about bottled water in a class in high school, a girl, holding her Ice Mountain asked:

                          "Why do people really want to drink water people have driven on?"

                          The bottle said water from driven snow....

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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #178
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            on her accident
                            I wasn't on the phone, I was texting.
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                            • NYJets
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 18637

                              #179
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              This girl and her cousin were talking, I forget what it was about, but the subject of Canada came up.

                              Girl 1: What's that place that you need a passport to get to?

                              Girl 2: You mean Canada?

                              Girl 1: Yea! Canada. I was thinking Colorado, but then I knew that wasn't right.
                              Originally posted by Jay Bilas
                              The question isn't whether UConn belongs with the elites, but over the last 20 years, whether the rest of the college basketball elite belongs with UConn

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                              • Valdarez
                                All Star
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 5075

                                #180
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                Hmmm... I'd have to say Asking loudly at a church what's a prophylactic.

                                This is a true story.

                                At my cousins wedding, we were discussing decorating the newlyweds car, and I told another cousin that we needed to get some prophylactics for it. My grandmother (Betty) overheard, and started asking what a prophylactic was. The grandkids (me and my cousins) were smiling, and started to laugh as she continued to ask but we wouldn't tell. About that time the preacher came in, and she turned to him and said 'Pastor, what's a prophylactic?'. The pastor turned to her and shaking his head said 'It's a Condom Betty'. Grandma just stared at him for a moment, then turned around and left the room. We just died laughing! lol

                                To this day she claims it's the most embarrasing thing she's ever done. (IMHO she got off easy if that's it!)
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