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  • longshadow11
    Pro
    • Mar 2004
    • 901

    #1

    I hate Ryan Reynolds

    About 5 months ago my wife made a comment on how my belly was bulging. That was all the spark I needed to lose some weight. For the last 5 months I've busted my butt in the gym running and lifting. I've dropped 20-25 pounds of fat and gained 5 to 10 of muscle and look almost as good as I did in college(I'm 42). The only comments she made about it were negative..."who are you trying to impress"..."why are you at the gym so long" etc. and said she didn't care about how I look.

    Tonight we're watching a movie with Ryan Reynolds and she about has an orgasm when he takes his shirt off and goes on and on about how great he looks. Bastard. I think I'm gonna go eat a bag of donuts.
  • J0nnD0ugh
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2003
    • 16602

    #2
    Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

    Take her to Hooters & start going on about the waitresses.


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    • MachoMyers
      Old School
      • Jul 2002
      • 7670

      #3
      Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

      What does Denis Leary say in The Ref? "Just didn't the ***** Lloyd."

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      • CWSapp757
        SimWorld Draft Class Guru
        • Aug 2008
        • 4651

        #4
        Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

        I'm gonna be honest man, I am only 24 years but I feel it is immature and inconsiderate for a individual to lust over someone else in front of their mate. Maybe you guys have an understanding, but I doubt that from reading your post. I can tell that really got under your skin man and you have every right to be upset.
        If I were you, I would talk to her about it and really explain to her how you feel. Hopefully, she'll get the picture and work towards making a change.
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        • bsb13
          Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 3439

          #5
          Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

          Originally posted by CWSapp757
          I feel it is immature and inconsiderate for a individual to lust over someone else in front of their mate.
          I completely agree.

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          • Hammerhunker
            MVP
            • Mar 2003
            • 3007

            #6
            Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

            Originally posted by longshadow11
            About 5 months ago my wife made a comment on how my belly was bulging. That was all the spark I needed to lose some weight. For the last 5 months I've busted my butt in the gym running and lifting. I've dropped 20-25 pounds of fat and gained 5 to 10 of muscle and look almost as good as I did in college(I'm 42). The only comments she made about it were negative..."who are you trying to impress"..."why are you at the gym so long" etc. and said she didn't care about how I look.

            Tonight we're watching a movie with Ryan Reynolds and she about has an orgasm when he takes his shirt off and goes on and on about how great he looks. Bastard. I think I'm gonna go eat a bag of donuts.
            You know Bud, you will never win. I am 41, have since January really busted my butt to get back in shape. I have dropped around 35 pounds, dropped 5 pants sizes, and have actually rediscovered some definition. Do you think I hear anything from my wife (of nearly 17 years)? You guessed it, no. It isn't anything serious relation wise, so I just look at this whole thing as a way to lengthen my life, increase my chances of a quality older life, and hopefully get to look even better that other women start to take a gander and make her jealous.

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            • Cebby
              Banned
              • Apr 2005
              • 22327

              #7
              Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

              Tell her your feelings

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              • Buckeyes_Doc
                In Dalton I Trust
                • Jan 2009
                • 11918

                #8
                Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                Tell her shes fat.
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                • 19
                  Chaos Theory
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 8859

                  #9
                  Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                  Originally posted by lilbently
                  Tell her shes fat.
                  Because that always ends well.

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                  • Scottdau
                    Banned
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 32580

                    #10
                    Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                    Originally posted by J0nnD0ugh
                    Take her to Hooters & start going on about the waitresses.


                    Disclaimer: The preceding message does not reflect the views of marriage counselors or, really, anybody w/good sense. OS is not reponsible for any divorces or lawyer fees that may result from heeding the advice of the words w/in. Viewer discretion is advised.
                    LMAO. Now this was funny.

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                    • DickDalewood

                      #11
                      Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                      Tell her you're not trying to impress anyone... you're just trying to build up enough strength so you can actually carry her to bed once in a while.

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                      • Hammerhunker
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 3007

                        #12
                        Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                        Originally posted by DickDalewood
                        Tell her you're not trying to impress anyone... you're just trying to build up enough strength so you can actually carry her to bed once in a while.

                        You trying to help or get his butt kicked?

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                        • DC
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 17996

                          #13
                          Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                          Oh you said RYAN, thought you said Roxy
                          Concrete evidence/videos please

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                          • ProjectRipCity
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 2395

                            #14
                            Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                            All men hate Ryan Renyolds or atleast 95% of them.

                            I think the dude is funny, but he has been doing too many romantic comedies. I wouldnt consider Just Friends as one just because it's hilarious.

                            If I had to be gay for a day I would probably want to do it with Ryan Renyolds. The guy is perfect in every single way. It's annoying but his humor makes him likable IMO.

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                            • Buckeyes_Doc
                              In Dalton I Trust
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 11918

                              #15
                              Re: I hate Ryan Reynolds

                              Originally posted by ProjectRipCity
                              All men hate Ryan Renyolds or atleast 95% of them.

                              I think the dude is funny, but he has been doing too many romantic comedies. I wouldnt consider Just Friends as one just because it's hilarious.

                              If I had to be gay for a day I would probably want to do it with Ryan Renyolds. The guy is perfect in every single way. It's annoying but his humor makes him likable IMO.
                              What? lol
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