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  • jvalverde88
    Moderator
    • Jun 2008
    • 11787

    #61
    Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

    Jairo
    God, insanely powerful.
    That robot is as strong as Jairo.
    God, insanely powerful being.
    I am close to a Jairo
    uhm, me, obviously. Seeing how my name is Jairo?
    Holy ****, My name is Jairo xD
    A.

    very intoxicated, often while partying heavily and acting beligerantly.


    "I got way too jairo last night, i blacked out and broke that girl's mom's expensive ivory samurai sword"
    theme song: so fresh and so clean
    looks like a terrorist.
    Hydro said with a spanish accent.
    (n.) an object or person that is stupid or has no purpose in life but to piss people off.

    wow that thing is definitely a jairo.
    I laughed hard at this one:

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    • areobee401
      Hall Of Fame
      • Apr 2006
      • 16771

      #62
      Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

      Robert - The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.
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      • TCM
        MVP
        • Jun 2011
        • 1800

        #63
        Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

        James- Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
        "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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        • trobinson97
          Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
          • Oct 2004
          • 16366

          #64
          Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

          Terrance:

          Someone who is good at everything, master at nothing... Worldly traveler
          dosent have to try hard to get much
          loves getting head

          Someone who likes to slack off at work.
          Lol, uncanny.
          PS: You guys are great.

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          • Happy29
            All Star
            • Jan 2006
            • 5497

            #65
            Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

            My first and middle names,

            Thomas

            A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
            The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
            a person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats
            Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
            When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!


            Barry



            Typically a very sexy, sweet guy. Usually British.
            If you were to look up the sexiest man alive, there would be a photo of Barry.
            A western term used to describe a male with a larger than average phallace, namely 8 inches and over. Mainly used in North American vicinities but occasionally heard in Britain.
            Woman after night of passion: Oh my God. That was amazing Ted.
            Ted: You could say I was a Barry?
            Woman: Definitely was a Barry.
            “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
            Benjamin Franklin

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            • Marino
              Moderator
              • Jan 2008
              • 18113

              #66
              Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

              Kevin

              Spoiler


              Nailed it.

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              • dan_457
                MVP
                • Jan 2010
                • 4106

                #67
                Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

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                </td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_3028260"> This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
                Other definitions are thought to be:
                Tao
                Chi
                The Great Spirit
                Chuck Norris
                Energy
                Infinity
                Sublime
                ect
                Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
                The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...
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                Sounds about right.
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                • Beantown
                  #DoYourJob
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 31523

                  #68
                  Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                  Gregory

                  Wierd, not uncool dude. Into everything, sports academics, etc. Not sure of himself or what he wants to do. Other people have trouble understanding him because he doesn't undertsand himself. He sometimes gets depressed and down on himself if the smallest thing goes wrong. Very pessimistic and cynical, which sometimes almost leads to depression. Isn't a cynic becasue he thinks its cool, is a cynic becuase he thinks it is right.

                  Note: Don't **** with him because if he gets pissed, game over for you.

                  Gregory, also known as Greg, but somethimes called by their lastname, is that guy who nobody can ever figure out. He always does extrmely well or fails completely.

                  And if you just go with "Greg," I am apparently either a very loveable person, a great catch, etc...

                  However, if you go with "greg," I am:

                  Spoiler

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                  • TracerBullet
                    One Last Job
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 22119

                    #69
                    Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                    Terrence (they took away the original one I posted)

                    Usually a sexy yet nerdy guitarist. Likes weird and random things. Can morph into psychopathic killer at any given moment.
                    Girl One: Oh, look at that guy!
                    Girl Two: Who him?
                    Girl One: Yeah. That guitar he's carrying makes him look like a Terrence.
                    An awesome orange cat. Usually loves to kill rodents and leave them dead in front of your door. What a babe.
                    Jeuno: Yo Elvaan, my cat terrence just left me 10 mice on my door step! He is so Terrence.
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                    LAME
                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                    • oneamongthefence
                      Nothing to see here folks
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 5683

                      #70
                      Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                      Albert

                      A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
                      An very large penis on an ugly man. Ex: Ron Jeremy has an Albert
                      Because I live in van down by the river...

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                      • oneamongthefence
                        Nothing to see here folks
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 5683

                        #71
                        Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                        Albert

                        A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.


                        An very large penis on an ugly man. Ex: Ron Jeremy has an Albert
                        Because I live in van down by the river...

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                        • buckeye02
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 4152

                          #72
                          Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                          NICK:

                          He's a former ginger dude thats a secret agent and has small lips. he has a thing for yorkeys and kitkats. likes to sit on half naked woman and eat tins of beans because he's working class and smokes weed in a vest and dress. he does the cha cha and dances like a girl for some reason maybe because he's high. he supports man city and has a tatoo of a hot air baloon and a blimp on both arms.


                          WTF?
                          PSN: buckeye02

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                          • kehlis
                            Moderator
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27738

                            #73
                            Re: UrbanDictionary Your First Name

                            Regardless of if you are posting something that was written on another website the TOS still applies and it has been broken on multiple occasions and that doesn't appear to be changing so I am closing this.

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