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  • ImTellinTim
    YNWA
    • Sep 2006
    • 33028

    #1486
    Re: Off Topic 2010

    Originally posted by legendkiller5
    So this girl that obviously likes me who now works for the Houston Texans wants to:

    Fly me down back to Houston on a private jet.

    Give me sideline passes to 3 of the Texans' home games.

    Give me lockerroom passes.

    And get me autographed jerseys, equipment, etc.

    I said, "Nah, but thanks." TheMatrix, I can see if I can get all of that for you man, lol.
    You said no? You take the free trip and stuff, and then if you're not feeling the relationship, THAT'S where you say "Nah, but thanks." Backwards, man!!

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    • Buckeyes_Doc
      In Dalton I Trust
      • Jan 2009
      • 11918

      #1487
      Re: Off Topic 2010

      Originally posted by legendkiller5
      So this girl that obviously likes me who now works for the Houston Texans wants to:

      Fly me down back to Houston on a private jet.

      Give me sideline passes to 3 of the Texans' home games.

      Give me lockerroom passes.

      And get me autographed jerseys, equipment, etc.

      I said, "Nah, but thanks." TheMatrix, I can see if I can get all of that for you man, lol.
      Why did you do that?
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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #1488
        Re: Off Topic 2010

        Originally posted by legendkiller5
        So this girl that obviously likes me who now works for the Houston Texans wants to:

        Fly me down back to Houston on a private jet.

        Give me sideline passes to 3 of the Texans' home games.

        Give me lockerroom passes.

        And get me autographed jerseys, equipment, etc.

        I said, "Nah, but thanks." TheMatrix, I can see if I can get all of that for you man, lol.
        Are you.....okay?

        Man i'd go for that in a heartbeat! Now if she wasn't all that good looking well...Damnit i'd still do it just for all that free stuff and close access to a pro sports team.
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        • Speedy
          #Ace
          • Apr 2008
          • 16143

          #1489
          Re: Off Topic 2010

          I'm assuming, Legend, sexual favors would probably be in order of which I would decline as well.
          Originally posted by Gibson88
          Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
          It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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          • Whitesox
            Closet pyromaniac
            • Mar 2009
            • 5287

            #1490
            Re: Off Topic 2010

            Originally posted by legendkiller5
            So this girl that obviously likes me who now works for the Houston Texans wants to:

            Fly me down back to Houston on a private jet.

            Give me sideline passes to 3 of the Texans' home games.

            Give me lockerroom passes.

            And get me autographed jerseys, equipment, etc.

            I said, "Nah, but thanks." TheMatrix, I can see if I can get all of that for you man, lol.
            Why?
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            • Speedy
              #Ace
              • Apr 2008
              • 16143

              #1491
              Re: Off Topic 2010

              Originally posted by ImTellinTim
              Which brings up this point: NEVER admit fault to ANY insurance company EVER.
              Is this experience talking, Tim?
              Originally posted by Gibson88
              Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
              It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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              • legendkiller5
                The Lord of #Hashtags
                • Jun 2008
                • 7731

                #1492
                Re: Off Topic 2010

                As far as the attraction: I think she's very pretty. She's a member of the Penn State dance team and this girl's also been hit on by and turned down Terrelle Pryor, as well as partied with Drake. She's known me for two years and literally turned down every guy she could've been with, I guess holding out hope to be with me.

                But I don't want a relationship with her, even though she just moved to my home city and could get me all these connections. I know it would fail, and I would lose a good friendship. If I went, I'd feel like I'd be using her, knowing I'd have no intention of having any kind of relationship with her.

                I think I forgot to add, she said a private dinner after she listed off that other stuff.

                If she wasn't doing this to try to win my heart over, believe me, I'd taken her up on her offer.
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                • ImTellinTim
                  YNWA
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 33028

                  #1493
                  Re: Off Topic 2010

                  Originally posted by Speedy
                  Is this experience talking, Tim?
                  Thankfully, it's the experience of a good friend.

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                  • TracerBullet
                    One Last Job
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 22119

                    #1494
                    Re: Off Topic 2010

                    Originally posted by legendkiller5
                    As far as the attraction: I think she's very pretty. She's a member of the Penn State dance team and this girl's also been hit on by and turned down Terrelle Pryor, as well as partied with Drake. She's known me for two years and literally turned down every guy she could've been with, I guess holding out hope to be with me.

                    But I don't want a relationship with her, even though she just moved to my home city and could get me all these connections. I know it would fail, and I would lose a good friendship. If I went, I'd feel like I'd be using her, knowing I'd have no intention of having any kind of relationship with her.

                    I think I forgot to add, she said a private dinner after she listed off that other stuff.

                    If she wasn't doing this to try to win my heart over, believe me, I'd taken her up on her offer.
                    I can definitely respect that.
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                    • legendkiller5
                      The Lord of #Hashtags
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 7731

                      #1495
                      Re: Off Topic 2010

                      * I should say she was a member of the dance team, she's now working full-time this semester for the Texans. She chose to work for Houston rather than the Miami heat because of who?

                      Yup.
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                      • Speedy
                        #Ace
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 16143

                        #1496
                        Re: Off Topic 2010

                        Originally posted by legendkiller5
                        She chose to work for Houston rather than the Miami heat because of who?
                        Ah, the Brett Favre saga.
                        Originally posted by Gibson88
                        Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                        It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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                        • Bellsprout
                          Hard Times.
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 25652

                          #1497
                          Re: Off Topic 2010

                          Originally posted by Speedy
                          Ah, the Brett Favre saga.
                          That may be the funniest thing I've read/seen/heard all week.
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                          • boomhauertjs
                            All Star
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 5373

                            #1498
                            Re: Off Topic 2010

                            [QUOTE=legendkiller5;2041493414She chose to work for Houston rather than the Miami heat because of who?

                            Yup.[/QUOTE]

                            She didn't want to take her talents to South Beach?

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                            • boomhauertjs
                              All Star
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 5373

                              #1499
                              Re: Off Topic 2010

                              No OS for me tomorrow - all day Continuing Legal Ed class. I'm trying to contain my excitement.

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                              • The GIGGAS
                                Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 28474

                                #1500
                                Re: Off Topic 2010

                                Originally posted by boomhauertjs
                                She didn't want to take her talents to South Beach?
                                Boom.

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