Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

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  • threes_co
    Banned
    • Sep 2009
    • 1930

    #31
    Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

    Originally posted by ImTellinTim
    You managed to insult my two favorite sports here. My hate for you grows by the day.
    What sports?

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    • mKoz26
      In case you forgot...
      • Jan 2009
      • 4685

      #32
      Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

      Originally posted by ace23
      What sports?
      Curling and kick-the-ball.



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      Bears | Bulls | Cubs | Illinois | #Team3Some

      @CDonkey26

      Originally posted by baumy300
      Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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      • The C
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 7538

        #33
        Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

        I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #34
          Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

          Yo, Ryan, I'm really happy for you and this thread and I'm gonna let you finish, but I wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to take my talents to South Beach.

          Boom. Roasted. Bazinga.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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          • ryan36
            7 dirty words...
            • Feb 2003
            • 10139

            #35
            Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

            Originally posted by CMH
            Yo, Ryan, I'm really happy for you and this thread and I'm gonna let you finish, but I wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to take my talents to South Beach.

            Boom. Roasted. Bazinga.
            Yeah. Cause there isn't much in the way of talent in Y. Stadium

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            • jmood88
              Sean Payton: Retribution
              • Jul 2003
              • 34639

              #36
              Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

              This thread reminded me of a guy who used to post here.

              Also, yes.
              Originally posted by Blzer
              Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

              If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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              • ryan36
                7 dirty words...
                • Feb 2003
                • 10139

                #37
                Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                Originally posted by jmood88
                This thread reminded me of a guy who used to post here.

                Also, yes.
                Brett isn't sad, he's small

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                • Stroehms
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2640

                  #38
                  Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                  I have a couple.

                  Side story first:

                  I work at a Quiktrip in the St. Louis area and we have to keep our store in pristine condition unlike other Gas stations. To do so, one of the many things we do is power wash the parking lot every day. So while power washing, you have your 3 parking spots blocked off by cones and what not so said powerwasher can actually get spots clean. Well you have the people that walk up to you and say along the lines of:

                  "Hey, how much to hit my truck over there?"
                  or
                  "How much to get my tires?"
                  and
                  "When you are done here, can you hit my car too?"

                  Crap gets old after you are outside washing for about 2 hours and hundreds of customers walk past you. In one session, I would say that I get those comments around 25-30 times. (Next time, I will count and post it here).

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                  This is more of a story but my dad and I were watching the Discovery channel and a wild bear show was on. Comments from him the next 30 or so minutes:

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                  And then I left, couldn't take it. lol.

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                  • Gotmadskillzson
                    Live your life
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 23430

                    #39
                    Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                    1. Your dad is funny.....
                    2. I never seen a Gas Station that got so filthy you have to powerwash it....I mean wow...does the manager expect people to eat off the ground there or something ?

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                    • CMH
                      Making you famous
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 26203

                      #40
                      Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                      Originally posted by Stroehms

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                      And then I left, couldn't take it. lol.
                      Hahaha, I am bearly breathing right now.
                      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                      • mKoz26
                        In case you forgot...
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4685

                        #41
                        Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                        Yeah I laughed reading about your dad. That's fantastic.
                        Bears | Bulls | Cubs | Illinois | #Team3Some

                        @CDonkey26

                        Originally posted by baumy300
                        Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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                        • Stroehms
                          MVP
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2640

                          #42
                          Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                          Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                          1. Your dad is funny.....
                          2. I never seen a Gas Station that got so filthy you have to powerwash it....I mean wow...does the manager expect people to eat off the ground there or something ?
                          Powerwash the Parking lot. People dumping out drinks, oil spots, puke, etc.
                          It gets dirty fast and leaves huge black stain things all over the lot. Not too many pay attention to it but when you work there, you can tell. Btw, it's not a traditional blacktop. It is, I would assume, regular drive-way like concrete.

                          Originally posted by CMH
                          Hahaha, I am bearly breathing right now.
                          Is your name Frank?
                          Last edited by Stroehms; 10-24-2010, 10:19 PM.

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                          • Gotmadskillzson
                            Live your life
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 23430

                            #43
                            Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                            Oh ok........well that makes sense, it shows better on that color type of concrete.

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                            • mKoz26
                              In case you forgot...
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 4685

                              #44
                              Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                              Originally posted by CMH
                              Hahaha, I am bearly breathing right now.
                              You laughed that hard? That's embearassing.
                              Bears | Bulls | Cubs | Illinois | #Team3Some

                              @CDonkey26

                              Originally posted by baumy300
                              Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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                              • The GIGGAS
                                Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 28474

                                #45
                                Re: Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?

                                Originally posted by mKoz26
                                You laughed that hard? That's embearassing.
                                This has the makings of a Kotaku-style pun thread.

                                I can bearly contain my excitement.
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