Isn't it horrible when jokes get beat into the ground?
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Originally posted by baumy300Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...Comment
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Yo, Ryan, I'm really happy for you and this thread and I'm gonna let you finish, but I wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to take my talents to South Beach.
Boom. Roasted. Bazinga."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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Yeah. Cause there isn't much in the way of talent in Y. StadiumComment
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This thread reminded me of a guy who used to post here.
Also, yes.Originally posted by BlzerLet me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)Comment
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I have a couple.
Side story first:
I work at a Quiktrip in the St. Louis area and we have to keep our store in pristine condition unlike other Gas stations. To do so, one of the many things we do is power wash the parking lot every day. So while power washing, you have your 3 parking spots blocked off by cones and what not so said powerwasher can actually get spots clean. Well you have the people that walk up to you and say along the lines of:
"Hey, how much to hit my truck over there?"
or
"How much to get my tires?"
and
"When you are done here, can you hit my car too?"
Crap gets old after you are outside washing for about 2 hours and hundreds of customers walk past you. In one session, I would say that I get those comments around 25-30 times. (Next time, I will count and post it here).
SpoilerDouble side story: While power washing, some guy with a dog on a leash actually came up to me and asked me to "spray his dog down" because it was hot. I said hell no, this will rip his skin off. /Endsidestory2
This is more of a story but my dad and I were watching the Discovery channel and a wild bear show was on. Comments from him the next 30 or so minutes:
Spoiler
"Man, this show is unbearable."
"I can't bear to watch this anymore"
"This is so bearing...I mean boring."
(Dad, put it on the football game then)
"The Bears are playing."
And then I left, couldn't take it. lol.Comment
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1. Your dad is funny.....
2. I never seen a Gas Station that got so filthy you have to powerwash it....I mean wow...does the manager expect people to eat off the ground there or something ?Comment
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Hahaha, I am bearly breathing right now."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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Yeah I laughed reading about your dad. That's fantastic.Bears | Bulls | Cubs | Illinois | #Team3Some
@CDonkey26
Originally posted by baumy300Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...Comment
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It gets dirty fast and leaves huge black stain things all over the lot. Not too many pay attention to it but when you work there, you can tell. Btw, it's not a traditional blacktop. It is, I would assume, regular drive-way like concrete.
Is your name Frank?Last edited by Stroehms; 10-24-2010, 10:19 PM.Comment
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Oh ok........well that makes sense, it shows better on that color type of concrete.Comment
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@CDonkey26
Originally posted by baumy300Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...Comment
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