PG: Barrett a.k.a. "Babyface" 8.2 PPG, 7.5 APG
SG: Clinton a.k.a. "Clint Me" 17.2 PPG, 3.3 RPG, 3.2 APG
SF: Reginald a.k.a. "Regice" 13.5 PPG, 40% 3PT
PF: Dylan a.k.a. "Blondie" 14.5 PPG, 7.0 RPG
C: Jaylen a.k.a. "Chilled Nips" (me, stats in a sec)
BENCH
6th: Sheldon a.k.a. "Coldman" 15.0 PPG
G- Brandon a.k.a. "B-Cray"
G- Alex a.k.a "Firecrotch" (yea, pretty bad lol)
F- Jordan a.k.a "Air Jr."
F- Kione a.k.a "Hampton Inn"
C- Ja'Von a.k.a "JV"
C- Demetrius a.k.a "Layuparty"
I think I made the team because I'm like the only defensive-minded player. My coach seems to think it's a good idea to have me guard the best player on the opposing team...no matter who they are. That means being roughed up in the post (since I'm pretty weak) AND chasing quick, fast SG's all over the freakin' court

Barrett- People call him Babyface because he's supposedly the cutest guy on the team, according to the girls. But we call him Babyface because he's the youngest on the team. NBA Comparison: Jason Terry
Clinton- We call him "Clint Me" because whenever somebody would shake a defender, we'd say "He pulled a Clint" since Clinton has the best handles on the team. NBA Comparison: Brandon Roy
Reginald- Eh...don't know much about him lol. One thing I know is he doesn't like me very much

Dylan- He's blonde...and super nice, as far as I can tell. Only player so far that can dunk. NBA Comparison: LaMarcus Alridge
Sheldon- Again, don't know much about him but he's the most energetic and hyped-up guy on the team. Gets a little annoying to be honest. Nickname is messing with his last name (Coleman)
NBA Comparison: Kevin Martin
Brandon- Unfortunately, Brandon was the reason for us losing to our rival last year (8th grade), sabotaging us as it seems. Thinks he's a little too good sometimes. Nickname is kinda just his first initial (B. McCray)
NBA Comparison: Allen Iverson
Alex- BEWARE THE RED HAIR! 2nd nicest guy I know. He can ball too. Leading scorer for us last year. Gets a lot of minutes.
NBA Comparison: Manu Ginobli
Jordan- Quickly became my best friend once we met off the court in 7th period. Guarded (and owned) him last year. We call him "Jordan Jr." because he seemingly has MJ's athleticism. NBA Comparison: Desmond Mason (lol)
Kione- Eh...don't know a lot about him. Let's just say I'm glad I don't have to talk to him too often. Seems like a d-bag tbqh. Don't know why they call him Hampton Inn NBA Comparison: Brad Miller/Spencer Hawes
Ja'Von- I never, ever ever know what Ja'Von is saying. He's funny, strong, and intimidating and I hate guarding him. And he's always smiling and it creeps me out. NBA Comparison: Shaquille O'Neal
Demetrius- Don't know anything about him. I know he's a lot like Ja'Von. Big, strong, and intimidating. Again, I don't like guarding him. He makes my body hurt

NBA Comparison: Nazr Mohammed
Me- I'm pretty quiet around the team. A lot more obnoxious when I'm not focusing on basketball. I got my nickname, "Chilled Nips" because I don't show a lot of emotion (mainly because I don't care too much) and because ALL my points scored have been in the 4th quarter. Interesting stat, huh?
NBA Comparison: Ben Wallace
NBA comparisons came from our coach. We're 3-1. So what did your HS basketball team look like and what were your stats?
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