Re: Off Topic 2011

[jeremym480]

Re: Off Topic 2011

I was kind of tired, came in OT and seen people suffer from SBS and now I have laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. That is the funniest thing I ever heard of.
I guess you guys won't dare get dressed in front of a mirror either. And you guys probably were the kids in the locker room who wouldn't undress in front of the other male students, instead you guys ran to the bathroom to undress.

Spoiler

[canes21]

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*puts in headphones*

YOU'RE GUYS STORIES ABOUT SBS HAD ME LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD JUST NOW. IT'S IRONIC I SAW THAT BECAUSE I HAD A STORY TO TELL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM TODAY.

*makes music quieter*

I walked into the bathroom today and there was no one at the urinals, but there was some guy in the stall. Right as I stepped up to the urinal I head POOF PFFT SPLASH. Made me want to puke. Then another guy walks in the bathroom, goes to the urinal one from me(there is only 3) and I see him out the corner of my eye unzip his pants, start peeing and whip his head around and just stare straight at me the whole time he was pissing. I turned my head to kind of give him a "WTF?" look and to see if he'd turn away quickly, but it just resulted in some pissing eye contact, so I turned away. He finished and I was still going, but I eventually finished and left out behind. Just an awkward moment.

Also, last night I was washing my face. It was just me in the bathroom and I was rubbing the wash on my face while looking in the mirror, then all of a sudden I felt someone grab the hair in the back of my head and pull it, yet there was no one there. It was me all alone in the bathroom, I was looking in the mirror and nothing was there. The door was also closed, so no one could have snuck in and pulled my hair because I would have had to move for the door to open enough for a person to fit through. I guess a ghost was playing with me.

[C the Lyte]

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W.....T......F....

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Canes' posts become even more eccentric in his search for responses.

[Mo]

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BNG, I would advise you to stay away from Wrigley. I'm pretty sure you would have heart attack if you had to use the restroom there

[Gotmadskillzson]

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*puts in headphones*

YOU'RE GUYS STORIES ABOUT SBS HAD ME LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD JUST NOW. IT'S IRONIC I SAW THAT BECAUSE I HAD A STORY TO TELL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM TODAY.

*makes music quieter*

I walked into the bathroom today and there was no one at the urinals, but there was some guy in the stall. Right as I stepped up to the urinal I head POOF PFFT SPLASH. Made me want to puke. Then another guy walks in the bathroom, goes to the urinal one from me(there is only 3) and I see him out the corner of my eye unzip his pants, start peeing and whip his head around and just stare straight at me the whole time he was pissing. I turned my head to kind of give him a "WTF?" look and to see if he'd turn away quickly, but it just resulted in some pissing eye contact, so I turned away. He finished and I was still going, but I eventually finished and left out behind. Just an awkward moment.

Also, last night I was washing my face. It was just me in the bathroom and I was rubbing the wash on my face while looking in the mirror, then all of a sudden I felt someone grab the hair in the back of my head and pull it, yet there was no one there. It was me all alone in the bathroom, I was looking in the mirror and nothing was there. The door was also closed, so no one could have snuck in and pulled my hair because I would have had to move for the door to open enough for a person to fit through. I guess a ghost was playing with me.

They will help you.

[DukeC]

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*puts in headphones*

YOU'RE GUYS STORIES ABOUT SBS HAD ME LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD JUST NOW. IT'S IRONIC I SAW THAT BECAUSE I HAD A STORY TO TELL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM TODAY.

*makes music quieter*

I walked into the bathroom today and there was no one at the urinals, but there was some guy in the stall. Right as I stepped up to the urinal I head POOF PFFT SPLASH. Made me want to puke. Then another guy walks in the bathroom, goes to the urinal one from me(there is only 3) and I see him out the corner of my eye unzip his pants, start peeing and whip his head around and just stare straight at me the whole time he was pissing. I turned my head to kind of give him a "WTF?" look and to see if he'd turn away quickly, but it just resulted in some pissing eye contact, so I turned away. He finished and I was still going, but I eventually finished and left out behind. Just an awkward moment.

Also, last night I was washing my face. It was just me in the bathroom and I was rubbing the wash on my face while looking in the mirror, then all of a sudden I felt someone grab the hair in the back of my head and pull it, yet there was no one there. It was me all alone in the bathroom, I was looking in the mirror and nothing was there. The door was also closed, so no one could have snuck in and pulled my hair because I would have had to move for the door to open enough for a person to fit through. I guess a ghost was playing with me.

Sounds like someone has a case of "The Grudge".

.

[Bellsprout]

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*puts in headphones*

YOU'RE GUYS STORIES ABOUT SBS HAD ME LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD JUST NOW. IT'S IRONIC I SAW THAT BECAUSE I HAD A STORY TO TELL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM TODAY.

*makes music quieter*

I walked into the bathroom today and there was no one at the urinals, but there was some guy in the stall. Right as I stepped up to the urinal I head POOF PFFT SPLASH. Made me want to puke. Then another guy walks in the bathroom, goes to the urinal one from me(there is only 3) and I see him out the corner of my eye unzip his pants, start peeing and whip his head around and just stare straight at me the whole time he was pissing. I turned my head to kind of give him a "WTF?" look and to see if he'd turn away quickly, but it just resulted in some pissing eye contact, so I turned away. He finished and I was still going, but I eventually finished and left out behind. Just an awkward moment.

Also, last night I was washing my face. It was just me in the bathroom and I was rubbing the wash on my face while looking in the mirror, then all of a sudden I felt someone grab the hair in the back of my head and pull it, yet there was no one there. It was me all alone in the bathroom, I was looking in the mirror and nothing was there. The door was also closed, so no one could have snuck in and pulled my hair because I would have had to move for the door to open enough for a person to fit through. I guess a ghost was playing with me.

They will help you AND make you laugh.

[l3ulvl]

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I've never had SBS before, but that might be because I avoid public restrooms at all cost until I'm in emergency mode.

[JBH3]

I used to have issues like that when I was a kid, just like the locker room one GMS posted about. Then I joined the Marines, and that all changed rather quickly.

When you can get over taking a dump in a stall without doors and in a crowded bathroom, you can pretty much get over anything that happens in a bathroom or locker room.

This. Was in the Corps too. Sometimes it just boils down to not having to go, but thinking you have to.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I'm going to drive to VA's Department of Taxation, request to see whoever is in charge of IT and yell all the expletives I can think of while trying to keep myself from causing physical harm to every state employee I see.

They updated/upgrade their site over the weekend, but the servers are slow and are timing out. Instead of taking 15 minutes to file and pay 5 VA-15s, its taken close to an hour and I still have on left.

%AccountantProblems

[Bighoff]

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Seeing this SBS stuff makes me laugh but I can understand. I've never had a problem with a public bathroom as long as it's "clean", when you gotta go you gotta go. Never had locker room issues, I also have no shame either so that helps.

I got a phone call that my cap & gown have come in, now it's starting to settle in that I'm actually getting a degree post high school diploma. Check the weather report for hell cause it's frozen over and watch out for those flying pigs.

[TheMatrix31]

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The "public" bathrooms on the cruise were absolutely spotless.

And they had cloth towels to use after washing hands, AND they had a paper napkin dispenser thing so people can use them to open the door.

For an OCD freak like myself, it was paradise.

[Aggies7]

The "public" bathrooms on the cruise were absolutely spotless.

And they had cloth towels to use after washing hands, AND they had a paper napkin dispenser thing so people can use them to open the door.

For an OCD freak like myself, it was paradise.

That's me and the fiancé honeymoon plan. That right there basically sold me on a cruise.

[BunnyHardaway]

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Why is it that every time something bad about me is posted you comment, but when I post something positive you're nowhere to be found?