Off Topic 2011

**countryboy** · 03-05-2011, 07:18 PM

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here's a video of what happened.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG6b7KJ1Ah0

**kingkilla56** · 03-05-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by JJLinn

No. Apparently last weekend when I was at PSU I decided to relieve myself in the stairwell of this apartment building I was leaving. I got a call today that they had everything on camera and traced it back to me. I'm not getting cited, but they're making me pay a bill for cleaning and for the video tape, which I'm told ranges anywhere from $300-$600 plus restitution. Even IF they approve my request for a payment plan, all they're going to do is cut it into thirds and I'll have 3 months to repay it, and knowing my luck, it'll be the maximum payments and they won't allow me to pay it in portions. The weird thing is I've never, ever done that before...I'm done until my 21st birthday and I'm sure as hell never going out there again.

I now fully understand why people choose not to drink. My good weekend was not worth whatever this is going to cost me. I'm a little baffled by the price considering an underage drinking citation is much cheaper, but regardless I shouldn't have done something so utterly moronic.

That sucks. You live and you learn....not to pee on PSU campus property that is not a toilet lol.

**TheMatrix31** · 03-05-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by countryboy

here's a video of what happened.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG6b7KJ1Ah0

Uromysotisis goes hard in the paint.

**rspencer86** · 03-05-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by JJLinn

No. Apparently last weekend when I was at PSU I decided to relieve myself in the stairwell of this apartment building I was leaving. I got a call today that they had everything on camera and traced it back to me. I'm not getting cited, but they're making me pay a bill for cleaning and for the video tape, which I'm told ranges anywhere from $300-$600 plus restitution. Even IF they approve my request for a payment plan, all they're going to do is cut it into thirds and I'll have 3 months to repay it, and knowing my luck, it'll be the maximum payments and they won't allow me to pay it in portions. The weird thing is I've never, ever done that before...I'm done until my 21st birthday and I'm sure as hell never going out there again.

I now fully understand why people choose not to drink. My good weekend was not worth whatever this is going to cost me. I'm a little baffled by the price considering an underage drinking citation is much cheaper, but regardless I shouldn't have done something so utterly moronic.

Sorry man, but

You can try playing the Uromysitisis card.

EDIT: Damnit countryboy, don't you have some Show impressions to read or something?!?

**Chaos81** · 03-05-2011, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by JJLinn

No. Apparently last weekend when I was at PSU I decided to relieve myself in the stairwell of this apartment building I was leaving. I got a call today that they had everything on camera and traced it back to me. I'm not getting cited, but they're making me pay a bill for cleaning and for the video tape, which I'm told ranges anywhere from $300-$600 plus restitution. Even IF they approve my request for a payment plan, all they're going to do is cut it into thirds and I'll have 3 months to repay it, and knowing my luck, it'll be the maximum payments and they won't allow me to pay it in portions. The weird thing is I've never, ever done that before...I'm done until my 21st birthday and I'm sure as hell never going out there again.

I can't help it, I laughed. Sorry.

**BunnyHardaway** · 03-05-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Chaos81

I can't help it, I laughed. Sorry.

It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so damn expensive and didn't happen to me. I was expecting to hear like $150-$200, but $300-$600? Oy. It's gonna be a struggle to make ends meet as far as having enough money for food and gas if it's the maximum amount, which I think it will be.

I already put the GPS I got for Christmas on eBay and am in the process of putting up all of my Xbox games.

**TheMatrix31** · 03-05-2011, 07:28 PM

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You need to get your life in order now, or else the rest of your life will be troublesome for you and everyone else involved.

**rspencer86** · 03-05-2011, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by TheMatrix31

You need to get your life in order now, or else the rest of your life will be troublesome for you and everyone else involved.

We got a celeb as a mod:

**Bellsprout** · 03-05-2011, 07:35 PM

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So drunk you peed in a stairwell?

**Gotmadskillzson** · 03-05-2011, 07:40 PM

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Wow.........who knew Jlinn's urine was that expensive.......LMAO

That better have been the best pee you ever taken in your life. I would hate to know what the fine would be for littering.......

**Blitz1942** · 03-05-2011, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by countryboy

I believe thats called reversed psychology.

Originally posted by l3ulvl

No. Women just can't drive. She was probly posting a FB message on her phone at the time, with no clue what was happening outside her virtual world.

Close. She messaged me on FB about a half hour ago and apologized. She was tweeting some friends of hers asking where they are planning on going for dinner.

**Buckeyes_Doc** · 03-05-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by JJLinn

No. Apparently last weekend when I was at PSU I decided to relieve myself in the stairwell of this apartment building I was leaving. I got a call today that they had everything on camera and traced it back to me. I'm not getting cited, but they're making me pay a bill for cleaning and for the video tape, which I'm told ranges anywhere from $300-$600 plus restitution. Even IF they approve my request for a payment plan, all they're going to do is cut it into thirds and I'll have 3 months to repay it, and knowing my luck, it'll be the maximum payments and they won't allow me to pay it in portions. The weird thing is I've never, ever done that before...I'm done until my 21st birthday and I'm sure as hell never going out there again.

I now fully understand why people choose not to drink. My good weekend was not worth whatever this is going to cost me. I'm a little baffled by the price considering an underage drinking citation is much cheaper, but regardless I shouldn't have done something so utterly moronic.

Do you know how they traced it back to you? Maybe they saw the apartment you came out of and asked the owners of the apartment. Or after you took a piss did you look at the camera and hold up a sign that had your name and phone number on it?

As for your last paragraph. It's ok to drink but you have to know your limits and be responsible. You were most likely well beyond your limit if you were pissing on an apartment building stairwell and didn't remember it.

**ImTellinTim** · 03-05-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by kingkilla56

Just realized that throwing friends under the bus is an art form.

So my roommate told this girl that I talk about her all the time, which I never did once, prompting her to get excited and start texting me. Me oblivious to what happened was flustered and had to turn down a girl I never had any intention to put in that position. AKA my roommate is an ***. So I promised to get him back.

3 months later, yesterday, I see his ex girl on the bus who he had an ugly, really ugly falling out with. I somehow convince her to come to the apartment to "catch up" with my roommate. When I got home I did the whole, over the top "HI TONY! Let me introduce you to my new best friend Ruth!" And his jaw nearly broke off his face.

Long story short I got a front row seat to a **** hitting the fan concert where my roommate and his ex went hard on each other digging up dirt I never knew about.

It was glorious!!!

LOL. I can just see you 3 months ago talking to him after that happened smiling, nodding, thinking: "OK. Some day, my friend. Some day."

Nice grudge.

**BunnyHardaway** · 03-05-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc

Do you know how they traced it back to you? Maybe they saw the apartment you came out of and asked the owners of the apartment. Or after you took a piss did you look at the camera and hold up a sign that had your name and phone number on it?

As for your last paragraph. It's ok to drink but you have to know your limits and be responsible. You were most likely well beyond your limit if you were pissing on an apartment building stairwell and didn't remember it.

They tracked me down on camera and asked the people who lived there if they knew who it was and they gave me up.

**Fresh Tendrils** · 03-05-2011, 08:14 PM

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This certainly gives "going hard in the paint" a new spin.

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