I'm listening to Superunknown and that just about describes the atmosphere outside pretty well.
Would this be Soundgarden? I had that tape when I was a kid, loved it! I even had a Superunknown glow-in-the-dark Soundgarden tee lol.
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Originally posted by kingkilla56
Just realized that throwing friends under the bus is an art form.
So my roommate told this girl that I talk about her all the time, which I never did once, prompting her to get excited and start texting me. Me oblivious to what happened was flustered and had to turn down a girl I never had any intention to put in that position. AKA my roommate is an ***. So I promised to get him back.
3 months later, yesterday, I see his ex girl on the bus who he had an ugly, really ugly falling out with. I somehow convince her to come to the apartment to "catch up" with my roommate. When I got home I did the whole, over the top "HI TONY! Let me introduce you to my new best friend Ruth!" And his jaw nearly broke off his face.
Long story short I got a front row seat to a **** hitting the fan concert where my roommate and his ex went hard on each other digging up dirt I never knew about.
It was glorious!!!
It was nice of him to date an octogenarian.
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Had to stay at work a half hour extra because my replacement figures he can just come in whenever he wants. It's the same kid that I talked about who's (allegedly) involved with my 60 year old supervisor.
so what you're saying, and please correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're jealous of him and his love with/for the 60 year old supervisor?
I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
A girl from my psychology class last semester that flirted with me pretty much every day of class last semester nearly hit me with her car pulling out of a parking lot earlier today...
I'm guessing she's not interested anymore?
I believe thats called reversed psychology.
I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
No. Apparently last weekend when I was at PSU I decided to relieve myself in the stairwell of this apartment building I was leaving. I got a call today that they had everything on camera and traced it back to me. I'm not getting cited, but they're making me pay a bill for cleaning and for the video tape, which I'm told ranges anywhere from $300-$600 plus restitution. Even IF they approve my request for a payment plan, all they're going to do is cut it into thirds and I'll have 3 months to repay it, and knowing my luck, it'll be the maximum payments and they won't allow me to pay it in portions. The weird thing is I've never, ever done that before...I'm done until my 21st birthday and I'm sure as hell never going out there again.
I now fully understand why people choose not to drink. My good weekend was not worth whatever this is going to cost me. I'm a little baffled by the price considering an underage drinking citation is much cheaper, but regardless I shouldn't have done something so utterly moronic.
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