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[Husker_OS]

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There's a strip club about 15 minutes from here called Katch. Not sure why the K.. but whatever.

[areobee401]

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Hm.

There's a Platinum Plus about 20 minutes from where I live.

Maybe that'll be the next stop.

Bean take a ride down to Providence and go to the Foxy Lady or Desires.

[Beantown]

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Bean take a ride down to Providence and go to the Foxy Lady or Desires.

After spending a year at Providence College, I have no desire to ever go back to Providence for a "night out." I hate that place.

The Foxy Lady is the "Legs and Eggs" place, though. Thank you for reminding me of the name.

[Dog]

My girlfriend took a chunk out of my arm

[BunnyHardaway]

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My girlfriend took a chunk out of my arm

Pics or it didn't happen

[Dog]

Pics or it didn't happen

Yep. That's a chunk.

[BunnyHardaway]

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Damn, she legit Tyson'd you.

[Beantown]

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<Jnesisawoman

[TheMatrix31]

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Been to a strip club a few times. Honestly, its cool to have tits in your face, but its just so sleazy. Not to mention how annoying it is to have chicks come up to every 2 minutes pestering you about lap dances. It's a waste of money lol, considering its just one huge tease anyway and you go home and do what you might do otherwise.

It's fun though, and often hilarious. Once I was sitting by the stage and the chick sat in front of me, spread open, got my eyeglasses, and rubbed them on...herself. Then she proceeded to put the glasses back on my face. Needless to say, I Purell'ed the **** out of them. Another time we went to one, this Russian one kept coming up to us, and asked in a heavy Russian accent....."You want beautiful dance?"

Never got a lapdance though. I don't want to make awkward small talk while some chick is grinding me. If you can't tell, I have a lot of Larry David in me.

[Dog]

<Jnesisawoman

If I had that sad puppy face pic saved on my phone I would use it here

[Beantown]

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Been to a strip club a few times. Honestly, its cool to have tits in your face, but its just so sleazy. Not to mention how annoying it is to have chicks come up to every 2 minutes pestering you about lap dances. It's a waste of money lol, considering its just one huge tease anyway and you go home and do what you might do otherwise.

It's fun though, and often hilarious. Once I was sitting by the stage and the chick sat in front of me, spread open, got my eyeglasses, and rubbed them on...herself. Then she proceeded to put the glasses back on my face. Needless to say, I Purell'ed the **** out of them. Another time we went to one, this Russian one kept coming up to us, and asked in a heavy Russian accent....."You want beautiful dance?"

Never got a lapdance though. I don't want to make awkward small talk while some chick is grinding me. If you can't tell, I have a lot of Larry David in me.

Luckily, and I think this was just because it was a Tuesday night, we didn't really have anyone coming up to us pestering us for lapdances. My friend spent 82 dollars on a lapdance, though, 3 songs with the ridiculously hot chick. My other buddy and I just stayed near the stage spending a dollar here and a dollar there.

It really was a lot more fun than I thought it would be, though. I think a lot had to do with the pure hilarity that arose from just the awkwardness of the situation. I definitely would like to see what a nicer club is like on a busier night.

If I had that sad puppy face pic saved on my phone I would use it here

I take it you noticed what I put after the "<"

[areobee401]

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After spending a year at Providence College, I have no desire to ever go back to Providence for a "night out." I hate that place.

The Foxy Lady is the "Legs and Eggs" place, though. Thank you for reminding me of the name.

I guess I just like my strippers hot and trashy , willing do to just about anything.

[Beantown]

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I guess I just like my strippers hot and trashy , willing do to just about anything.

Are you sure they're not hookers?

[WyxHarmon]

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two hour delay tomorrow

damnit

[Pappy Knuckles]

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