Off Topic 2011

[ryan36]

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Have ya'll heard the Jeff Foxworthy routine on side effects? "Uneven tire wear" LMAO

[areobee401]

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LATE NIGHT CREW.


Alright. Story time.


The girl I like, you all know. Had boyfriend I hated (mostly cause he wasn't me), told her all these bad things about him. She decides we're not friends anymore cause she doesn't want to hear it. They break up today. Girl talks to me again but claims SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME IN ANYWAY (yeah right) and we're cool agian. Ex wants to beat me up but I'm literally double his size.

**** it, asking her out monday.

Ok bro let me put it to you straight. This girl just broke up with her man correct? Don't ask her out looking for a relationship. You want to pinch hit and score the walk off(sorry kept it as OS as I could) then do it. But please don't try and wife that. Don't be a simp and stop letting this girl play you bro. From all your posts it sounds like this chick is too far ahead of the game for you.

Again whatever you do , DO NOT ask this chick out on a proper date.

[WyxHarmon]

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We're already "hanging out" on wednesday. Just us though. no friends. I guess that is a date.

[Fresh Tendrils]

She's toying with you hard man.

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[mKoz26]

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I think they're going to make him the hitting coach

Spoiler

..."Come on Figgins, I hit my wife harder than that!"

Dayman scared of the dark? Who would have thought?

Oh....... I get it.

LATE NIGHT CREW.


Alright. Story time.


The girl I like, you all know. Had boyfriend I hated (mostly cause he wasn't me), told her all these bad things about him. She decides we're not friends anymore cause she doesn't want to hear it. They break up today. Girl talks to me again but claims SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME IN ANYWAY (yeah right) and we're cool agian. Ex wants to beat me up but I'm literally double his size.

**** it, asking her out monday.

Hit it and quit it.

Spoiler

Due to Ryan's joke, I have to point out that I don't mean you should literally "hit it".

Sleep tight
Signed, The Nightman

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Well played.

Wyatt, do what I do...

Be short and awkward enough so that any woman you find attractive generally won't be interested in you in a romantic sense at all.

Spoiler

Side effects include: Depression, loneliness, colon cancer, feelings of sadness, pessimism towards the outside world, and anal leakage.

Actually, don't take my earlier advice, Wyatt. Go with the above.

Ok bro let me put it to you straight. This girl just broke up with her man correct? Don't ask her out looking for a relationship. You want to pinch hit and score the walk off(sorry kept it as OS as I could) then do it. But please don't try and wife that. Don't be a simp and stop letting this girl play you bro. From all your posts it sounds like this chick is too far ahead of the game for you.

Again whatever you do , DO NOT ask this chick out on a proper date.

I'm still on the awkward train.

We're already "hanging out" on wednesday. Just us though. no friends. I guess that is a date.

For all you know, she could be plotting your murder to be carried out Wednesday. Awkward your way out of this.

[Watson]

Did you find Nessie last night Husker?

[Chrisksaint]

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Unless the chick is ridiculously hot it's not even worth the effort, especially when it seems a typical high school relationship lasts 2 months if that

[countryboy]

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Dayman scared of the dark? Who would have thought?

LOL <?><?>

[countryboy]

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LATE NIGHT CREW.


Alright. Story time.


The girl I like, you all know. Had boyfriend I hated (mostly cause he wasn't me), told her all these bad things about him. She decides we're not friends anymore cause she doesn't want to hear it. They break up today. Girl talks to me again but claims SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME IN ANYWAY (yeah right) and we're cool agian. Ex wants to beat me up but I'm literally double his size.

**** it, asking her out monday.

haha...Wyatt is going to get beat up

[countryboy]

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you know, its hard enough to get women to notice you at a gym when you're out of shape. But they will notice you if you get the walking farts on the treadmill.

[kingkilla56]

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Wyatt should have his man card removed. BTW he is not taking advice. Let him live and learn while we enjoy the impending drama/failure.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Wyatt should have his man card removed. BTW he is not taking advice. Let him live and learn while we enjoy the impending drama/failure.

He's in highschool, so his application is still pending.

[Dog]

Okay here is my story. Yesterday I went to the gym and as I was lifting, saw the aerobics class thing with a bunch of good looking girls (with a few soccer mom types) in yoga pants. The end


Oh also I sprained my ankle chasing after a wiffle ball

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[Mo]

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He's in highschool, so his application is still pending.

The kid has barely left middle school, let's hold off on getting him some action, and downgrading his "game"

[Fresh Tendrils]

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What grade is he in? I figured he was a junior at least.