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  • Chaos81
    Hall Of Fame
    • Mar 2004
    • 17150

    #29986
    Re: Off Topic 2011

    Originally posted by TwinCityMauer
    As soon as I say there aren't very many spiders in my house I go out to get a drink of water and I see a big *** spider just chilling on my wall.
    Like I said.

    Originally posted by Chaos81
    I think they're getting smarter.

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    • Equinox831
      We're Going Farming
      • Sep 2009
      • 2489

      #29987
      Re: Off Topic 2011

      Originally posted by JNes12
      I was gonna smash it with but he was doing the spider dance with his legs in the air like he wanted to fight.
      That means it's aggravated and it's about to start biting.. So I used to be afraid of spiders, but when you think about it they're not so bad.. It's only ones that I know are poisonous that freak me out.. Truthfully only 4 species of spiders can harm you with there poison (Black Widow, Brazilian Wandering Spider, Brown Recluse, and Funnel Web) but a lot of them won't mess with you. For everyone that is seriously terrified of spiders go handle a tarantula.. I was scared of spiders back a few years ago, but then I handled a BIG tarantula and they're just normal animals.. Honestly they're as dangerous as dogs.. If you mess with an untamed dog it'll bite you, same thing with a spider.
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      • adice15
        MVP
        • Jul 2009
        • 2161

        #29988
        Re: Off Topic 2011

        I'm going to a skate park today and I've only ridden a skate board maybe 5 times in my life. I'm gonna die.
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        • slickdtc
          Grayscale
          • Aug 2004
          • 17125

          #29989
          Re: Off Topic 2011

          Originally posted by Equinox831
          That means it's aggravated and it's about to start biting.. So I used to be afraid of spiders, but when you think about it they're not so bad.. It's only ones that I know are poisonous that freak me out.. Truthfully only 4 species of spiders can harm you with there poison (Black Widow, Brazilian Wandering Spider, Brown Recluse, and Funnel Web) but a lot of them won't mess with you. For everyone that is seriously terrified of spiders go handle a tarantula.. I was scared of spiders back a few years ago, but then I handled a BIG tarantula and they're just normal animals.. Honestly they're as dangerous as dogs.. If you mess with an untamed dog it'll bite you, same thing with a spider.
          Nope, they're blood sucking human killing machines.
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          And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #29990
            Re: Off Topic 2011

            Originally posted by Equinox831
            That means it's aggravated and it's about to start biting.. So I used to be afraid of spiders, but when you think about it they're not so bad.. It's only ones that I know are poisonous that freak me out.. Truthfully only 4 species of spiders can harm you with there poison (Black Widow, Brazilian Wandering Spider, Brown Recluse, and Funnel Web) but a lot of them won't mess with you. For everyone that is seriously terrified of spiders go handle a tarantula.. I was scared of spiders back a few years ago, but then I handled a BIG tarantula and they're just normal animals.. Honestly they're as dangerous as dogs.. If you mess with an untamed dog it'll bite you, same thing with a spider.
            The only good snakes and the only good spiders are dead ones.
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            • SqueakyD
              MVP
              • May 2003
              • 2015

              #29991
              Re: Off Topic 2011

              Originally posted by Equinox831
              // For everyone that is seriously terrified of spiders go handle a tarantula.. I was scared of spiders back a few years ago, but then I handled a BIG tarantula and they're just normal animals.. Honestly they're as dangerous as dogs.. If you mess with an untamed dog it'll bite you, same thing with a spider.
              For me it's the size of the spider that freaks me out... I'm able to mess with those little jumping spiders mostly because they're no bigger than a pencil eraser... But if I saw a tarantula near me, I would probably do all that stripping and vomiting that everyone was talking about.

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              • BurghFan
                #BurghProud
                • Jul 2009
                • 10042

                #29992
                Re: Off Topic 2011

                Originally posted by Baughn3
                When I was 12 I was running around my neighborhood with some friends. We were playing some kind of game in the dark and I remember running underneath a tree branch and into a spider web. I completely freaked out. Some of the web got in my mouth and I started throwing up because I thought I ate the spider. And of course in my imagination it was the biggest spider ever made. I ripped off my shirt and shorts and ran home in my underwear while vomiting/screaming.

                Every once in a while, I'll be in bed sleeping and feel something on my legs. I freak out, get out of bed, change clothes, strip my bed, and end up sleeping on the couch.

                I have an unhealthy fear of spiders

                EDIT: I just threw up again from remembering that story.. seriously
                Wow dude, I'd say you definitely have a bona fide case of arachnophobia

                Originally posted by Chaos81
                Yep, they could have crawled inside your mouth while you were yawning. Now they're crawling down the inside of your throat.
                Are you trying to make him puke again?
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                • canes21
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 22909

                  #29993
                  Re: Off Topic 2011

                  I found a snake in my backyard yesterday when I was throwing the tennis ball with my dog. Poor thing was cut in half from the lawn mower yesterday and had at least 10+ bees flying all around it. First time I have ever seen a snake in person.

                  Also, "Welcome to womanhood... we know you will."
                  “No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”


                  ― Plato

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                  • SqueakyD
                    MVP
                    • May 2003
                    • 2015

                    #29994
                    Re: Off Topic 2011

                    Originally posted by canes21
                    //First time I have ever seen a snake in person.
                    Haven't seen one at a zoo or a school presentation or anything like that?

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                    • AUChase
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 19403

                      #29995
                      Re: Off Topic 2011

                      Originally posted by canes21
                      I found a snake in my backyard yesterday when I was throwing the tennis ball with my dog. Poor thing was cut in half from the lawn mower yesterday and had at least 10+ bees flying all around it. First time I have ever seen a snake in person.

                      Also, "Welcome to womanhood... we know you will."
                      que ?

                      It's just a snake .. they are expendable.

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                      • canes21
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 22909

                        #29996
                        Re: Off Topic 2011

                        Originally posted by SqueakyD
                        Haven't seen one at a zoo or a school presentation or anything like that?
                        I don't recall ever seeing a snake in my life until yesterday. Never been to a zoo, only aquariums.
                        “No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”


                        ― Plato

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                        • Blitz1942
                          MVP
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 2645

                          #29997
                          Re: Off Topic 2011

                          I like spiders and snakes.

                          It's centipedes that scare the **** outta me.

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                          • Chaos81
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 17150

                            #29998
                            Re: Off Topic 2011

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                            Last edited by Chaos81; 08-07-2011, 02:20 PM.

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                            • bcruise
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 23274

                              #29999
                              Re: Off Topic 2011

                              Originally posted by Blitz1942
                              I like spiders and snakes.

                              It's centipedes that scare the **** outta me.
                              Tremble in fear!

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                              • Evan_OS
                                Go Titans..
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3456

                                #30000
                                Re: Off Topic 2011

                                Just noticed that this is the 30,000th post in this thread, there are a lot of posts in this thread lol.

                                EDIT: wow it changed to quick for me to post in time.

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