I like the taste of onion, but hate the texture of them when they're mixed in food (burgers, tomato sauce, etc.).
So in another episode of "60 year old supervisor and 21 year old ex-JCP employee", he was apparently dating this one girl that works there up until recently. A few days ago, she let him go. Keep in mind, he hasn't worked at the store for like a month. Like an hour later she gets a call from our supervisor asking if everything is okay because this kid just called him crying about the breakup.
He gets dumped and the first person he calls is his ex-supervisor from his old job. I thought it wasn't getting any worse than them Skypeing each other, but holy hell that's sad/hilarious.

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