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[Bellsprout]

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13 is nothing. Try a 16 hr shift being an assistant manager at Walmart. And that is year round. All assistant managers and co managers at Walmart alternate weeks doing that.

BlueNGold, you have just been storytopped.

[Beantown]

Seriously what a weird ****ing day. Bring my girlfriend to my sisters house for thanksgiving and when we get there my mom starts telling me a story about how when she was at Honey Farms this morning a few kids my age were talking about a girl that died last night. She didn't hear any of he details but some detective work of mine figured out that a female friend of mine died in a car accident back home last night when the truck she was in flipped over.

Luckily I was around good people all day so I didn't think about it, but now laying in my girlfriends bed a she sleeps I'm wide awake, hungry as **** (haven't eaten anything but dessert foods since about 1 this afternoon) and now I'm just kind of sad thinking about how she's dead. Tomorrow is our five year high school reunion too.

Maybe there is still some pizza in the fridge....

[TracerBullet]

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I survived Wally World

As did I. I almost lost consciousness waiting behind the guy who smelled like he didn't wipe *** right all week though.

[BunnyHardaway]

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No leftovers = I'm starving

[Blitz1942]

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Warning: Sad, short story ahead.

Spoiler

My cat Coco passed away earlier tonight. She hasn't been doing too well over the past few months, and had been getting worse and worse. She was getting old (she was 14 or 15) and it really showed. My mom told me that her and my dad were going to have her put to sleep next weekend so I could see her one last time since she was my cat. I logged off from playing Battlefield 3 with some friends of mine to go to bed when I found her laying next to my bed in my room...

[Cabke]

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BlueNGold, you have just been GMSS'd.

Fixed that for you.

[AUChase]

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I'm about to head to work, to watch people make fools of themselves.. awesome! Wish me luck.

[BlueNGold]

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Slowly but surely, Black Friday is making it's way over here. Last night at Wally's World was pretty crazy. I felt like I was playing in a Ravens/Steelers game because I had to keep my head on a swivel half the night to avoid getting run over by crazy customers and their carts.

The fun part though was having to show and tell some customers that decided to come in the morning that we were sold out of the items that were going for hot prices, and then have them give me this weird look like I told them I slept with their moms.

As did I. I almost lost consciousness waiting behind the guy who smelled like he didn't wipe *** right all week though.

Try going to the staff washroom to wash your hands, only to have some random 250+ lb customer in a big leather jacket huff and puff his way in, go into the stall, and then proceed to make music. *** music to be more specific. I finished washing my hands as quick as possible so I could get out of there without bursting out laughing. Or throwing up in my mouth. Or both.

#Storytopped

[Dog]

That's nothing. I had to walk 3,000 miles to work in the snow EVERY DAY when I was 8. One day my feet got so cold that they fell off. My job didn't care. They gave me new feet and I had to work a 720 hour shift on Thanksgiving all the way until Christmas. By the end of my shift my arms fell off too. Luckily I had vacation days or else they would've made me stay with no arms.

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[MrKasoogi]

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That's nothing. I had to walk 3,000 miles to work in the snow EVERY DAY when I was 8. One day my feet got so cold that they fell off. My job didn't care. They gave me new feet and I had to work a 720 hour shift on Thanksgiving all the way until Christmas. By the end of my shift my arms fell off too. Luckily I had vacation days or else they would've made me stay with no arms.

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I had to do that too, except I walked uphill both ways and my job didn't give me new feet.

[Watson]

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I'm having pecan pie for breakfast. I did my Christmas shopping.

Tyrann Matieu retweeted me. Spoiler'd for the Kanye West detractors.

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Today is destined to be great.

[kingkilla56]

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Invasion movies get me so paranoid. Especially the ones where the aliens completely dominate us and render all of our defenses useless (all invasion movies).

[BlueNGold]

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This has been a successful morning. Well, aside from the fact I should have been sleeping half an hour or an hour ago.

Oh well. **** sleep.

[canes21]

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Leftovers and then some banana pudding. Already a good day.

[Chrisksaint]

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Bought 6 Blu Rays last night and my mom got me the HP Blu Ray Collection for me for Xmas and since i'm older and already knew she just gave it to me. My movie collection went from 2 to 16 lol.

Got WWE and AC with the games I have I think i'll be fine on video games for a looonngg time for once.

Mom has the Gumbo cooking and eating some Dirty Rice as a snack, getting my LSU gear on it's time to Roast some Pig.