Off Topic 2011

[Mo]

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My dog just broke wind worse than I do. I had to open the window.

[l3ulvl]

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My dog just broke wind worse than I do. I had to open the window.

Sure, blame the dog.

[AUChase]

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[TCM]

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My dog just broke wind worse than I do. I had to open the window.

My Boston Terrier produces the most vile smells I've ever experienced, especially while driving in the car.

[TracerBullet]

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****.

I was a single away from my first ever cycle in The Show and I walked.

HA.

Yeah, that felt odd.

Never again.

TWSS

[khaled]

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Ugh I got finals is this week, gonna suck. Can't wait till its over! I'll get addicted to Madden 12/NBA 2K12 over the break!!!

[BurghFan]

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My Boston Terrier produces the most vile smells I've ever experienced, especially while driving in the car.

Wait, your dog can drive a car!

[SPTO]

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Wait, your dog can drive a car!

It probably has card games in smoky backrooms as well.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I find teenagers from small towns are more prone to car accidents then teens who live a huge major city. Reason being, in small towns, you have way less cops, way less traffic lights. Therefore you take a whole lot more risks while driving because you know the chances of you getting caught drinking and driving or caught speeding is VERY small.

I know out here, be a crash damn near every other day. And for the most part, people drive 70 mph down the side streets.

Why ?

Only 8 cops in this entire town, very few traffic lights and very few stop signs. On the highways out here, you will routinely see people doing 100 to 130 mph. You can drive 5 miles on the highway before you come across another car most times.

[l3ulvl]

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I just ran over my foot with the computer chair

Spoiler

[TracerBullet]

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Wait, your dog can drive a car!

Pfft, Jnes' can drive a boat from what I hear.

[ryan36]

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You know what you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Spoiler

"Sparky"

[Chip Douglass]

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Things I would never do:

1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run around
4. Desert you
5. Make you cry
6. Say good bye
7. Tell a lie
8. Hurt you

[Watson]

It's official. High School was much better than college. You're telling me that I not only cannot exempt finals, but I have to study for them as well?

Shenanigans.

[RogueHominid]

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Funny random story . . . So I'm walking back to my car after teaching a late-afternoon/early evening literature course at MTSU late last week, choosing the sidewalk I always take to my usual lot. No problem so far.

Halfway down the walk, a guy in a navy suit turns to me and asks me if I could please take another sidewalk. It was rainy and muddy and I only wear Italian leather shoes. I looked at him and asked him who the eff he was since I don't take well to authority figures (or to ruining shoes).

Turns out he was wearing one of those ear mic things, and he said "I'm with the Secret Service; there's a dignitary here." At that point I sucked it up, and I was a little pissed, but I took stock of the whole scenario and found the silver lining: I can knock being accosted by the Secret Service off my bucket list. Those cats are serious.