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[AUChase]

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I went out with some friends last night and didn't get back in town 'til about 6am (completely obliterated.. glad we always find a DD) then got back up and got to work around 11 this morning and just now clocked out. I was about to head home and my buddy texted me to remind me about his girlfriend's birthday party at a local bar..

Man oh man, I spent wayy too much money lastnight, but I'll be back out again with the intentions of drinking no where near as much as I did last night. I haven't hit up bars/clubs like this in forever.. I'm usually just a once a week drinker.

[The GIGGAS]

Helping my fiance get ready for the GRE... we've decided, based on the math section, that I'm better equipped to take it. Her learning disability doesn't help her with that.

[Acid]

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Helping my fiance get ready for the GRE... we've decided, based on the math section, that I'm better equipped to take it. Her learning disability doesn't help her with that.

I don't think being a woman qualifies as a learning disability..

Spoiler

Although it should.

[The GIGGAS]

I don't think being a woman qualifies as a learning disability..

Spoiler

Although it should.

Hilarious. She has Central Auditory Processing Disorder.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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off to google...........

[BlueNGold]

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off to <strike>google</strike> search for porn...........

I sense a theme in my posts.....

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Aweee I see......I am enlighten now.

[ImTellinTim]

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You know in movies when a character will light a Zippo or something and then toss it onto something to set it ablaze? How do they keep it lit when their thumb isn't on the fuel lever? Do some have this feature that I just don't know about?

There is no fuel lever on Zippos. It uses a wick. Once you strike the flint to light it, it will stay lit until you close the lid or blow on the flame from the top down. They are pretty much wind proof.

[TracerBullet]

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I sense a theme in what I'm currently doing......

Thanks for letting us know.

[The GIGGAS]

Hummus is tasty.

[canes21]

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My girlfriend tried making me jealous tonight and ultimately failed. We were standing in line at the ice rink waiting for tickets. We're obviously a couple because we're holding hands and had a kiss here and there, but one of the three guys ahead of us turns around anyways and starts hitting on her.

She started to flirt back in order to get me jealous and angry, but I played the whole thing cool. I talked with the guy, his two friends like all was well. I was cracking jokes and making them all laugh and they all gave me props for not getting mad saying if they had a girl as good looking as her and she talked to another guy like she was, they'd be beating his ***.

I didn't have anything to worry about. I knew she was just playing a game with me and didn't really have any intentions other than to make me jealous. And besides, I've become confident enough lately to not be cocky exactly, but to know I'm good enough to not have to worry really.

So, I'm pretty sure I went up in her books even more after winning that whole little game. She said she was happy with how I handled the whole thing.

[Blzer]

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There is no fuel lever on Zippos. It uses a wick. Once you strike the flint to light it, it will stay lit until you close the lid or blow on the flame from the top down. They are pretty much wind proof.

It must've not been a Zippo then lol. It had a cap on it though.

[AUChase]

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It must've not been a Zippo then lol. It had a cap on it though.

Still sounds like a zippo.. hmm.


I just got home from one of the most boring bar scenes I've ever witnessed...

Apparently Saturday night isn't a great night to go and all the action is across town at another bar. I'm familiar with the local bar scene, but I'd rather travel out of town and have a lot more fun.

I drank two draft blue moons and a mixed drink and was ready to get out of there. The live band was okay, but man it was just a dull atmosphere.. and most of the good looking women I saw were being escorted by a guy.

It's cool though, I had my fun last night and I'm really not trying to blow much more money, this close to Christmas.

[Bellsprout]

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She started to flirt back in order to get me jealous and angry

Why would she do that?

Kill her.

Kill all of them.

I don't care that the human race would die out. I'm already here.

[AUChase]

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I know chicks play games and they try getting under your' skin, but I'd still question the fact she would blatantly flirt with a group of guys right in front of you. I've never dated anyone like that at all... just seems ****ing strange to me.

Most guys won't try flirting with your' girlfriend right in front of you, either......