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[Dog]

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Z Revis is back! Kind of...

[The GIGGAS]

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Cats are the worst

http://t.co/ejcIZpCI

Hey! You do NOT get to call cats the worst!

#britta'd

[ryan36]

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Hey! You do NOT get to call cats the worst!

#britta'd

They are. I don't care how clean their owner thinks they are. If you have cats your place smells like ****ing piss.

[buckeye02]

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Cats in the house?

[mburke2]

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If you can't get it fixed for less than $1200 then you are getting royally screwed.

Eh well it's more than just the bumper. Drivers side tail light/blinker/brake light are smashed, and the damage to the rear quarter panel screwed up the trunk so it won't close. The insurance adjuster appraised the damage at somewhere around $3100 then they sent me the check for that amount minus my $500 deductable. Whatever, I'm more concerned about time without my car than I am about the cost since my brother is covering the extra above the insurance check since he crashed it.

[mburke2]

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They are. I don't care how clean their owner thinks they are. If you have cats your place smells like ****ing piss.

I can vouch for this since when we moved into my house the previous owners had a **** ton of cats and it took a while to rid the house of the smell of their piss. They'd be more cute to me if they weren't so friggen filthy.

[ryan36]

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Oh and 42, this one's for you....

[42]

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[Dog]

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Cats in the house?

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Tryin' to get our two boys ready to carry 'em to the golf tournament before practice, right? Twelve cats live across the road. Our door's open. Screen's broke - we need to get a new screen door - but the screen's broke, so you can come in through the screen but you can't get back out of it. I turn and look. There's a little kitty cat in our - in our kitchen. So I said, "What're you doin' in here, little kitty cat?" By that time, [growl], the cat turns, tries to get back out, but the screen won't go that way. Cat starts goin' "MEEOOOOW!" All crazy! And I told our players: We need more dogs. Bo's barkin' in the back, I have to go shut Bo up, Mel's like, "What's goin' on?!" I say, "There's a cat in the house." "Cat in the house?!" I said, "Yeah, there's a cat in the house!"
So I told our players, I tried to let it out the front door - "MEEEOOOW!" - the cat's still goin' crazy in there. And I told our players: You need to be more like a dog! We don't need a bunch of cats in here - meow! - looking' in the mirror. "I look gooood, I got my extra bands on, I got my other shoes." Be a dog! We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats. We need more dawgs.

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[ryan36]

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Ugh.

Come on , you can't tell me THIS isn't hilarious.

[BurghFan]

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Oh and 42, this one's for you....

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Oh crap, he's changing peoples avatars again. Hide the children!

[TracerBullet]

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What the hell is going on in here. And what the hell is your avatar 42?

[ryan36]

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What the hell is going on in here. And what the hell is your avatar 42?

That is Ru Paul.

EDIT: Also , I want to delete the Jersey Shore thread, just because New Jersey sucks.

[Dog]

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[Chrisksaint]

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Tryin' to get our two boys ready to carry 'em to the golf tournament before practice, right? Twelve cats live across the road. Our door's open. Screen's broke - we need to get a new screen door - but the screen's broke, so you can come in through the screen but you can't get back out of it. I turn and look. There's a little kitty cat in our - in our kitchen. So I said, "What're you doin' in here, little kitty cat?" By that time, [growl], the cat turns, tries to get back out, but the screen won't go that way. Cat starts goin' "MEEOOOOW!" All crazy! And I told our players: We need more dogs. Bo's barkin' in the back, I have to go shut Bo up, Mel's like, "What's goin' on?!" I say, "There's a cat in the house." "Cat in the house?!" I said, "Yeah, there's a cat in the house!"
So I told our players, I tried to let it out the front door - "MEEEOOOW!" - the cat's still goin' crazy in there. And I told our players: You need to be more like a dog! We don't need a bunch of cats in here - meow! - looking' in the mirror. "I look gooood, I got my extra bands on, I got my other shoes." Be a dog! We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats. We need more dawgs.

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