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  • Brandwin
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 30621

    #76
    Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
    Wait no update in a while, so either 2 things happened:

    1. He got the number and spent all weekend having a good time with her.

    OR

    The more likely outcome

    2. She played him, already had a boyfriend and he spent all weekend crying at home in a ball too embarrassed to come back on OS to let us know he got played.
    I hope it's #2.

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    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #77
      Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

      Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
      Wait no update in a while, so either 2 things happened:

      1. He got the number and spent all weekend having a good time with her.

      OR

      The more likely outcome

      2. She played him, already had a boyfriend and he spent all weekend crying at home in a ball too embarrassed to come back on OS to let us know he got played.
      3. He over-glorified this interaction with a pretty girl in his head, went back, and she didn't remember him at all.

      That's the one that would happen to me.
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      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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      • AUChase
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2008
        • 19403

        #78
        Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

        Really shows, you gotta get them digits.

        I met some girl at a party two nights ago, all ready got her number and got a date planned.. you gotta move fast..

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        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #79
          Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

          Originally posted by Dayman
          3. He over-glorified this interaction with a pretty girl in his head, went back, and she didn't remember him at all.

          That's the one that would happen to me.
          What? no big bad boyfriend beating the crap out of him and he's in hospital breathing through a respirator?

          (totally kidding, i'd hate to see someone beat up)
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          • Bellsprout
            Hard Times.
            • Oct 2009
            • 25652

            #80
            Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

            Originally posted by SPTO
            What? no big bad boyfriend beating the crap out of him and he's in hospital breathing through a respirator?

            (totally kidding, i'd hate to see someone beat up)
            I spent too long trying to come up with a funny answer and finally settled for the serious one that paints me as the sad, pathetic little man that I am. #selfesteembaby!
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            Originally posted by l3ulvl
            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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            • areobee401
              Hall Of Fame
              • Apr 2006
              • 16771

              #81
              Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

              I bet he got arrested for stalking and spent the weekend in intake. He's just now getting home after seeing the judge with a brand new restraining order and court fees.

              Should have just went the Zinedine Zidane route like PackMan said.

              It worked for the cavemen.
              Last edited by areobee401; 10-10-2011, 02:23 PM.
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              • cardsfan2222
                Pro
                • Apr 2009
                • 872

                #82
                Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                Originally posted by Dayman
                Things that would be worse:
                -Her abusive husband that he doesn't know about overhears and subsequently bludgeons him to death with the aforementioned soccer ball.

                -She's a member of a Mexican drug cartel that's recruiting new members, and by engaging her in conversation again you unwittingly join them with no way out of your new unintentional obligation. First Assignment: Throw these heads off an overpass.

                -Herpes. Eww.

                -Her abusive wife that he doesn't know about overhears and subsequently bludgeons him to death with the aforementioned soccer ball.

                -Turns out she's actually a dude.

                All of those, unequivocally worse.
                With no update, I have to assume that one of the above turned out to be the outcome. My guess is both number 2 and number 5.

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                • ProfessaPackMan
                  Bamma
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 63852

                  #83
                  Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                  Guess she must've turned my man down.
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                  • fistofrage
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 13682

                    #84
                    Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                    Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
                    Guess she must've turned my man down.
                    Probably hooked up with Ron Johnson the stereo salesman from 3 stores down in the mall.
                    Chalepa Ta Kala.....

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                    • jeremym480
                      Speak it into existence
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 18198

                      #85
                      Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                      I'm still going with he contracted the Ebola virus from her and is bleeding out alone somewhere.

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                      • GAMEC0CK2002
                        Stayin Alive
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 10384

                        #86
                        Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                        Y'all are so pessimistic. Maybe it was love at first sight and they went to Vegas and got married. Now on their way to the honeymoon.

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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 2412

                          #87
                          Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                          Maybe this was all a dream and Holt81 doesn't even exist.......

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                          • buckeye02
                            MVP
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 4148

                            #88
                            Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                            I'm guessing that he didn't even go back yet. The longer he waits, more of a chance she won't remember who he is. Then it could get REAL awkward.
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                            • crques
                              All Star
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 5045

                              #89
                              Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                              ?????????

                              What happened next?

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                              • trobinson97
                                Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 16366

                                #90
                                Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

                                He got shut down, ashamed to tell us about it that's how embarrassing it was. She was there with her co-worker/friends when he asked for her number. She had no idea who he was. He tried to remind her of how they talked about soccer, she replied that she talks about various sports with various customers. That it's her job as a sales person to relate to people on some common level in the hopes that they buy shoes.


                                I was really looking forward tot he continuation of this story.
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