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Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question
Wait no update in a while, so either 2 things happened:
1. He got the number and spent all weekend having a good time with her.
OR
The more likely outcome
2. She played him, already had a boyfriend and he spent all weekend crying at home in a ball too embarrassed to come back on OS to let us know he got played.
That's the one that would happen to me.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question
(totally kidding, i'd hate to see someone beat up)Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club
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I spent too long trying to come up with a funny answer and finally settled for the serious one that paints me as the sad, pathetic little man that I am. #selfesteembaby!Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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I bet he got arrested for stalking and spent the weekend in intake. He's just now getting home after seeing the judge with a brand new restraining order and court fees.
Should have just went the Zinedine Zidane route like PackMan said.
It worked for the cavemen.Last edited by areobee401; 10-10-2011, 02:23 PM.Comment
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Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question
Things that would be worse:
-Her abusive husband that he doesn't know about overhears and subsequently bludgeons him to death with the aforementioned soccer ball.
-She's a member of a Mexican drug cartel that's recruiting new members, and by engaging her in conversation again you unwittingly join them with no way out of your new unintentional obligation. First Assignment: Throw these heads off an overpass.
-Herpes. Eww.
-Her abusive wife that he doesn't know about overhears and subsequently bludgeons him to death with the aforementioned soccer ball.
-Turns out she's actually a dude.
All of those, unequivocally worse.Comment
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Guess she must've turned my man down.#RespectTheCultureComment
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I'm still going with he contracted the Ebola virus from her and is bleeding out alone somewhere.
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Y'all are so pessimistic. Maybe it was love at first sight and they went to Vegas and got married. Now on their way to the honeymoon.Comment
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He got shut down, ashamed to tell us about it that's how embarrassing it was. She was there with her co-worker/friends when he asked for her number. She had no idea who he was. He tried to remind her of how they talked about soccer, she replied that she talks about various sports with various customers. That it's her job as a sales person to relate to people on some common level in the hopes that they buy shoes.
I was really looking forward tot he continuation of this story.PS: You guys are great.
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