Met this girl at the mall, got a question

[WatShot]

She could be asking you to come back in and actually buy something. I work at hibbett sports and if noone buys anything I pull the exact same thing..especially if we had a good convo. It's all about making ppl feel comfortable and come back to your store again.

[slickdtc]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

Women are people too. I think a lot of guys forget that. Of course, there's a lot of women that I would contest are not people, but are in fact horrible, insane, scary vagina monsters. On the flipside there are some truly "special" men running around, too.

[Watson]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

He should have followed the golden rule

Spoiler

when in doubt, whip it out

[ASB37]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

This thread remains one of OS' great unsolved mysteries.

I dub this thread the Big Foot of OS.

[DickDalewood]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

Maybe things worked out, but she's a ***** and doesn't let him visit OS.

[jeremym480]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

I'm sure most of you have watched the movie Hostel... Well there you have it. R.I.P. Holt81

Spoiler

[sydrogerdavid]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

Hopefully zombies can type so he can tell us how it went.


rqenhjaebfgnjhhbgtr gfhugr pouth wpo ito piubgs ihg54 ihp u.

I reckon that's how it would look.

[Mabster]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

This thread popped into my head just now for some reason. I wonder if he'll ever come back here?

You're on my **** list now.

When I saw this thread bumped I totally thought the OP came back.

[AndrewGW88]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

It's like the series finale of Lost. You're left with more questions than answers. Did he get with her? Did he get rejected? Was the store really just an imagination and never actually existed except in the mind of his? Or maybe when he went back the store time jumped back into the past an he's now stuck in the 70s? So many questions...

And sorry for bumping this thread. But I must know what happened!! Holt my man come back to us! We want answers damnit!

[Keirik]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

[AndrewGW88]

Re: Met this girl at the mall, got a question

we should get the mods to track down his IP address and see if he is hiding under a different username. Is it possible that one of us is really Holt in disguise? What if...I'm really Holt? What if... holt never actually existed to begin with and this whole thread is in our imaginations...and this post you are reading never actually existed...

ok, obviously im bored. dont judge me.