Off Topic 2012

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I don't think I ever dated a chick who only ordered salad.......that must be awkward.....That would be like her ordering a glass of water when you order your drink.

Speaking of water......I had this friend in high school who use to do that. We would go to Wendys and he would say give me a double steak, small fries and a cup of water with ice in it, I'm po. We all use to get a chuckle out of that because the cashier would always freeze and be confused on what to do.

[Hassan Darkside]

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Bought a jump rope today, apparently I forgot how to work it. I suck at jump roping, and if I recall correctly, I couldn't even jump rope until I got to high school.

Edit: 6000th post. What a waste.

[AUChase]

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I don't think I ever dated a chick who only ordered salad.......that must be awkward.....That would be like her ordering a glass of water when you order your drink.

Speaking of water......I had this friend in high school who use to do that. We would go to Wendys and he would say give me a double steak, small fries and a cup of water with ice in it, I'm po. We all use to get a chuckle out of that because the cashier would always freeze and be confused on what to do.

It's only happened to me once and even though she ordered a chicken salad, I still would have rathered her order something to put some meat on her bones. There's no way she could have weighed more than 105.. she was 5' even, though.. lol.

[jeremym480]

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Just a salad... Just a salad... Just a salad...

[Yeah...THAT Guy]

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So.......basically.......your both LOADED.

Lol I wish...

[AUChase]

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Parking lot football is rough, when you're wearing shorts..

[kingkilla56]

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Hmm I dated a 5 foot 5 girl, 100 pounds on a good day who ate half a pie and stole a slice from my half. I think she was trying to show me up for teasing her about it.


I once when on a date where I only ordered one glass of every soft drink in the restaurant. I think she dared me to do it or I was being a clown. The waitress was dying from laughter. Good times.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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It's only happened to me once and even though she ordered a chicken salad, I still would have rathered her order something to put some meat on her bones. There's no way she could have weighed more than 105.. she was 5' even, though.. lol.

I went out with a co worker was that size. How ever she ate like a horse and out ate me. I asked her how in the world do you maintain your size ? Because she was also a huge junk food and candy eater as well. She just laughed and said because I poop 5 times a day.

Yeah, she was honest like that. She spoke her mind. When she wanted some, she would come out and say it. Everybody loved her, she was cool to hang around, however she was also slightly crazy, therefore nobody wanted to date her LOL.

If you made the mistake of saying hey I think would should be a couple, you just signed your life away. She was the stalker type when she dated somebody. Show up at your house uninvited at weird times. Be sitting outside in her car waiting for you to leave for work.

Yeah, one of our co workers found out the hard way. We tried to warn him, oh well. He tried to break up with her, she slashed his tires and would show up to his house wearing nothing but a trench coat and high heels.

We were like yeah, you awaken the blonde devil now. Should have kept her at a distance, friends with benefits role only.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Lol I wish...

Boom......I got you to laugh...

Mission accomplished...

[SPTO]

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Yeah, her parents wanted her to come home for Christmas even though her finals are like a week or two after that, but apparently Turkey has a strict policy against her going back to America (not sure if she can leave the country at all). That policy also screwed up her plans to come home and surprise me for my 21st birthday (5 days before she's currently scheduled to come home)

She's on this ridiculous scholarship where she literally pays $0 at school. Tuition, Room & Board, Books, and spending money for whatever she wants is all taken care of (her sister also has this scholarship), so she actually offered to buy me plane tickets to go see her over Thanksgiving or Christmas break but I turned it down because I didn't think it was really fair for her to spend that much on me. It would have been in the ballpark of $2000.

Oh, and her dad flies around all the time for his job and it's in his contract that he gets to collect the flyer miles even though the company pays for the flights, so her family can basically fly anywhere they want whenever they want. That's why she was willing to buy me tickets... they'd just be using their flyer miles on me.

Wow! Well I can see why she jumped at that opportunity. If you have the money maybe you can offer to pay half the airfare and see her for Christmas. It would be a nice thing to do.

[Boltman]

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Saw a spider trying to get at my shoe (not really) inside the park gym I was at this afternoon.

First thing I thought about was OS and their collective feelings on spiders lol.

Took some pics with my phone...

Before:

Spider1.jpg

After:

spider2.jpg

I tried to get him onto my shoe so I could take him outside and set him free. Needless to say I was a bit clumsy about it and he was obviously very fragile.

Me = 1

Spider = 0?



Didn't mean to end his life, but I'm sure you guys don't mind.

[AUChase]

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I pulled something in my wrist at the gym last night. Defensive back jammed me at the line after I beat him on a deep rotue, once and after that it was hard for me to fight with both hands. I couldn't get open on a deep route, but I did catch a few TD passes on curl routes and set up a crazy hook and lateral play. It's difficult to cut and run with dress shoes..

To just be hard four parking lot football, we seem to draw up some crazy plays.

[rspencer86]

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Boltman, true American hero.

Keep fighting the good fight.

[Beantown]

Only one option now, Boltman. You must burn down your house.

[Yeah...THAT Guy]

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Wow! Well I can see why she jumped at that opportunity. If you have the money maybe you can offer to pay half the airfare and see her for Christmas. It would be a nice thing to do.

I can't really afford it. I only have like $1000 to my name right now and I'm trying to save up to go to Italy with her family in the summer. I've never left the U.S. before besides going to Toronto, so the opportunity to go on a trip like that is kind of incredible.

But yeah, I just don't really feel comfortable with her spending that kind of money on me; especially when it's only been about 8 months of dating, regardless of how much faith we have in our relationship.